I Need Help!! Whenever I Shave Down There (v) I'm Always Sore For The Next Few Days??? Do U Know Why

I need help!! Whenever I shave down there (v) I'm always sore for the next few days??? Do u know why I have no clue... like sore to touch...😂😢

Do I look like google to you?

WANTED || J.JK || 6

THE TRUTH

Pairing : Jungkook X Reader

Genre : fluff, angst, crack

Summary : “Let me geuss, your parents are dead and you're family with one of my mates so that's why you're staying with us for a while?”

“Um, no. Sorry. Just running for the authorities and your window was open.”

Wordcount: 1.3k

WARNINGS : none 

WANTED MASTERLIST || NEXT 

The first thing you realize when you wake up is that you're very comfortable. In fact, you're even more comfortable then you already were at Jungkook's place. There wasn't the feeling of the ground underneath the matress. Instead it felt like you were laying on a bed.

The first response you have to the feeling of being wrapped in comfort is that you snuggle deeper in by turning on your side. But once you do that, a stinging pain erupts from your side and memories of when you were last awake rush back in your mind.

You sit up while gritting your teeth, your eyes scanning the room. Your eyes widen as you realize that you're in Jungkook's room.

Did he really help me even after those guys tried to hurt him? You think.

You're about to get up before you hearing voices and footsteps nearing the room. The door opens and before you know it you're ingulfed in a big hug.

" You're awake." Jungkook's soft voice greets you as he gently holds you.

You barely process what's happening before he pulls back, a smile on his face.

" Hi, how do you feel?" Jungkook asks.

" Like I've been stabbed." You say bluntly.

Jungkook giggles as Hoseok also enters the room.

" Y/N, good thing you're awake. Are you hungry?" He asks, smiling gently as if you're an animal who scares easy.

" Only a little. And stop tip toeing around me. Both of you. I'm only a bit hurt, I'm not some rabbit who'll hop off if you're too loud." You huff.

Hoseok full out laughs at that, going right back to his usual cheery persona.

" We will. I'll make you a sandwich. You stay in bed." He tells you before he's gone.

It's quiet for a moment between you and Jungkook before you speak up.

" You helped me." You state.

Jungkook looks at you with a weird expression.

" Of course I did. What else was I supposed to do? Leave you?" He asks, looking at you as if it's ridiculous.

Tough it is, but you're not very aware of that.

You shrugg, averting your gaze.

That tells Jungkook enough.

You really did think that he'd leave you there.

" Jin hyung's a doctor. He stitched your wound up. According to him you need a lot of rest and food." He tells you.

You look at him with a questioning gaze.

" He doesn't want to kick me out?" You ask.

He shakes his head.

" No. No one does. Tough we're all now a little skeptical if I'm honest. You owe us one big of an explanation. I've told the hyungs all I know about you and about yesterday, but I only know so little about you." He drops the bomb in an acceptable way.

In fact, he dropped it so neatly, he's very proud of his own answer.

" I geuss that that's fair. At what time is everyone home? I don't want to explain stuff six times." You sigh.

Jungkook smiles and takes a hold of your hand while Hoseok walks in with three sandwiches, one for each of you.

-

" So..." Jungkook says slowly as he looks at everyone in the room.

All men were now finally home, and everyone was seated into the livingroom to hear your story.

They all look at you, but so far your eyes haveonly gotten a bit hazy and you've been biting your lip for so long that Jungkook's sure that it'll be swollen.

" Speak peasant." Taehyung suddenly says dryly as the chaotic nature of all of them starts peeking trough again.

" Yaah! Taehyung! You do not-"

" What is wrong with you?! Let the girl take a breath for a moment!-"

" I swear nothing ever goes in one go with this family.-"

" Holy shit did you hear that? Yoongi just addressed us as his family."

" ENOUGH. SHUT IT ALL OF YOU." It's Jin who's yelling out over all of them, his usual kind face stoic and adding up to your nerves.

" Hey. It's okay." Jungkook says softly as he looks at you, taking your hand in his.

" Okay. Okay. What do you want to know?" You ask, now exchanging looks with all of them.

" Jungkook meantioned that you're somewhat illegal? I think it's fair you explain that first." Jin says with a stern gaze.

Internally you sigh, because that's the part what has a long explanation in order for them to understand.

" Okay. Well, uh, I'm not illegal. I know I mentioned before that I was running for the authorities. But that's not entirely true. I'm just kind of running for this psychopathic dude who thinks he owns me and he happens to have connections in the police force." You tell them honestly.

Now all of them look even more confused.

" Wait, so you're not a criminal?" Jimin asks.

You shake your head.

" No. I keep saying that so Jungkook won't accidentally meddle in my shit, but now that Hyunjin's shown up. I kinda owe him." You shrug.

Jimin opens his mouth to ask another question, but Yoongi beats him to it.

" Who's the 'psychopathic dude' you mentioned?" Yoongi asks.

You gulp.

" Donghyun." 

" What?! How did you get involved with him?" Yoongi asks.

" Who's Donghyun?" Jungkook asks confused.

" A rookie drug dealer. But he's got a lot of money on his hands. Because of that and his ties with some police men, he's pretty good at what he's doing." You explain.

" How did you get involved with someone like him?" Jimin asks.

You sigh before starting to tell them your story.

" Well, it all kind of started in middle school. My best friend and I were always a fan of parties and alcohol. And then at one of those parties we met some of his friends. We never wanted to get involved in drugs tough, so we didn't do that part. But we did go to their parties where everything is just a lot worse than the parties we were used to. And then I met him. At first we kind of just saw each other around and we didn't bother with each other, but then my best friend started hooking up with people and I don't know what she did but she just kept wanting more and then she got involved with Donghyun and his friends. I just kept going with her because I was afraid I'd lose her. I didn't realise that I already lost her back then. Between all the annoying horny boys was always Donghyun who appeared to be this gentle, nice dude. And so I became good friends with him. Then he invited me over to his house and actually introduced me to his parents as his girlfriend. And I'm not some kind of pushdown so I deadass just told his parents in front of their faces that we weren't a thing. But Donghyun just kept saying that we were and so I went home but he started coming there too and then he started to bother my parents so I ran away. I just, ran.... And then I found you guys." You tell them the truth. 

" I didn't think he was that deep in with you." Yoongi admitted.

" Me neither." You wishpered, looking at the floor.

" But you have no place to stay apart from here, right? She can stay with us until this Donghyun situation dies down right?" Jungkook asks, looking up hopefully at his brothers.

All of them turn to look at Jin, while he's staring at you, and you're staring at the ground.

There's a beat of silence before he answers.

" Fine. You can stay. But you're gonna have to pay bills and such like the rest of us tough. Once you're healed, you're gonna have to look for jobs." Jin tells you as you look up at him with a suprised expression, tough it's quickly replaced with a smile.

You were allowed to stay.

BTS Camp Half Blood Au

Kim Seokjin

A/N: Aight so um, ignore the trashy banner, but don’t ignore it.

Aight, well, here we go again :D.

First of all, Visuals.

Jin had light brown hair, and his beautiful dark brown eyes.

He's a child of Dementer, godess of harvest.

He first arrived there when he was 10, and has been coming every summer since.

It took him around 5 days before he got claimed, but he was pleasantly surprised by the good natured mess in cabin 4.

He ends up becoming the counsler at his cabin after about a year.

He's shy by nature, and therefore he doesn't really converse with anyone other than his half siblings.

However, one night he does become friends with Yoongi as they're doing this dagger training thing.

Jin finds it very difficult, but fun to try, and at some point he finds even more fun in Yoongi's misery of trying to teacher him the art that is throwing daggers.

In turn, Yoongi tries to drive Jin insane by messing around with a bow and an arrow.

However, it turns into one big mess of fun, and they're told to clean up the mess of arrows that lie half beside the dummies and half in the creek somehow.

Because they're in opposite teams when it comes to capture the flag, they both find it fun to seek each other out and fight each other.

The second person outside of his cabin who Jin feels comfortable with is Hoseok.

Tough in the beginning he really wasn't comfortable by him.

The younger's aura is a bit intimidating after all, but in the end Hoseok's so nice to him, and appears to be so set on making friends with him, that he lets him in.

They become officially friends from Seojin's perspective when they're at the pegasi stables one day.

Tough Jin initialy found the winged horses scary, he ends up getting allong with them just fine.

The horses feel safe by Jin's presence, (mostly because he spends a lot of time in the strawberry fields and therefore suually smells of strawberries), but are afraid of Hoseok, though the younger is very fascinated by them.

It takes a lot of treats, but before Hoseok realizes, he's become friends with one of the pegasi, and both him and Jin fly around often after that.

To be honest, it never really crossed Jin's mind that he could have introduced the two to each other.

At some point he runs into Yoongi, who's talking with Namjoon, who's apparently an all rounder.

He's surprised when he hears that, as he didn't even know that there was a son of Zeus out on the camp.

He's quick to find out that Namjoon's a fun person and the three talk for a while, and three turns into four when Hoseok joins, claiming he already knew the other two.

Now Jin feels like he has been living under a rock.

At some point, Jimin comes to introduce himself to Namjoon too, and this leaves Jin with his ears pink.

Because of course he knew Jimin, the whole camp did.

And Jimin is well known for his shameless habit of making people flustered.

Against his better judgement, he invites Jimin to his cabin, allong eith the other boys.

He doesn't end up with any regrets tough, as Jimin doesn't flirt with anyone there, only in a harmless way.

They end up hanging out more after that, and after a few months, a new guy arrives.

His name is Taehyung, and he's almost immediate friends with Jimin.

He leaves Jin pleasantly surprised.

Because Jimin has always been a little shit, but now it seems that his actual persona is finally coming trough.

Kim Namjoon ⚡°  Kim Seokjin 🌾 °  Min Yoongi ° Jung Hoseok ° Park Jimin ° Kim Taehyung ° Jeon Jungkook

Silver Galaxy || K. TH

Pairing: Kim Taehyung X Reader

Summary: While Taehyung has always felt like he basically needed to have kids one day, you, his soulmate, absolutely do not want any. You made sure Taehyung knew this too, so what happens when you are pregnant?

Genre: A lot of angst with a cute fluffy ending

Wordcount: 1.7k 

Au where you need to touch your soulmate every few hours or your skin bruises. 

MASTERLIST

" Do you ever want kids? " Taehyung asks you one late evening in the beginning of your relationship. 

With the simple question, old fears come above water once more. 

" No. " You say hurriedly, voice tense. 

Taehyung pulls away from you, pouting. 

" Why not? " He asks you. 

You can tell that he's serious, even though he's got that playful pout on his face. 

For a split moments, memories of your own childhood come up. Deep memories in which your parents are arguing, basically screaming at each other before they eventually throw stuff at each other. 

as the sound of plates shattering against the wall comes to mind, you shudder. 

" Well? " Taehyung asks. 

his tone isn't demanding, simply guinene, wanting an answer. 

" Look at the world around you Tae. There's so much happening. Times are changing and I doubt the future will hold much good- Besides I just don't like children. I like seeing them for a moment but-" You cut yourself off, sighing. 

Taehyung's mouth turns into a flat line. 

" And,, what if I want kids, like really bad? I just can't imagine a future without a few. " He tells you honestly. 

You blink at him. 

" A few? " 

" I always imagined five-"

" Five?! " You basically yell, now also sitting up as you face him. 

" Yeah, but don't worry we can just decide on that later! " He tells you hurriedly. 

" Tae, I'm sorry, really, but I just don't want kids. " You tell him, calming down again. 

The two of you have only been together for a few months, yet nothing feels new, the two of you are familiar with each other's touch for some reason, but talks like these are still heavy. 

​​​Taehyung sighs, lips pressed into a thin line as he looks you in the eye. His facial expression is a bit intimidating, but you know he'll never force you. 

" Fine, let's just drop it. I won't force you. " He tells you a but stubbornly, as he scoots up and kisses your cheek. 

Soon enough the two of you move back into your comfortably, cuddly position, yet both of your thoughts now overrun. 

​​​​​Besides, you've been told that finding your soulmate would mean a lot of sacrifice. 

And a lot you did sacrifice. 

You moved down from your own country to South Korea, just because your soulmate happened to be an idol, and wasn't comfortable in your own country. 

You left your friends and family, and all that was familiar to you, behind, because you needed to be with him. 

Of course, he doesn't take your effort for granted. He spoils you daily, making sure his schedule isn't too packed to still spend time with you. 

He makes sure you're comfortable with everything, and goes out of his way to help you in his country as most is foreign to you. 

He doesn't mind going to the supermarket for you, even though he could be spotted by fans to get that specific chocolate you've been craving just today, nor does he mind going by the drug store to get you pads in his breaks. 

After your conversation that one night, he never bothered you about children again. 

Though you know the both of you have been thinking about it a lot. 

You never changed your mind though. 

And so, one godforsaken evening, you find panic rise up when you stare at the pregnancy test you're holding. 

Needless to say, it's positive. You're pregnant. 

You don't know what to do, at a loss of words. 

However, against your better judgement, you decide to not tell Taehyung. 

You know he'll be happy, but you're not sure if you really want to keep them. 

You jump as you hear the front door unlock, not having realized the time. 

In your rush to get out of the bathroom and 'act natural', you throw the pregnancy test on top of sink,  mindlessly setting it down underneath the mirror. 

As soon as Taehyung sees you, he can sense that something's wrong. 

You seem nervous, unsure, almost in the same way you did whenever you were in the supermarket and didn't know what to say or do when the cashier asked for your ID. 

" Are you alright? " He asks you, blinking. 

You nod hurriedly. 

" Yeah, yeah, great- just fine. Um, I didn't make dinner yet, so um, anything you would like? " You ask him, clasping your hands together in front of you and subconsciously shifting your weight from one foot to another. 

He blinks. 

" Um, we can order take out if you'd like? " He suggests. 

You hum. 

" Alright, sounds good. " You say. 

He hums. 

" If you can look up some take out places of your interest, I will be freshening up, deal? " He suggests. 

You hum, grabbing your laptop. 

" Okay. "

Taehyung throws you one last look, eyes filled with concern, before he turns his back to you and goes to your shared bedroom, changing into comfortable clothes. 

Soon after he needs to go to the bathroom, however, once he's washing his hands as he's done his business, he spots the godforsaken stick you left behind. 

His eyes widen as a smile makes it's way onto his face. Before he basks into the happiness he feels, he makes a sprint out of the bathroom, going straight to the livingroom.

You blink at him, eyes questioning before they travel down to his hands. 

He watches your eyes darken as you get up from where you're seated, setting the laptop aside and messing with your hands. 

The two of you silently stare at one another for a few moments. 

" You're pregnant. " Taehyung says dumbly. 

You swallow and nod. 

He can basically feel how unhappy you are. 

He sighs before looking down at the pregnancy test, and although he hates his next words, he doesn't regret them. 

" What do you want to do to them? " He asks you. 

Your eyes widen, as he keeps his trained at the pregnancy test. 

You open your mouth before closing it, not having expected this. 

Your father was never this gentle towards your mother, especially not when big decisions were to be made. His will was law in your household. 

" I-"

Before you can say anything, Taehyung sniffs, looking back into your eyes. 

" Please keep them. " He says, eyes beginning to get teary. 

He doesn't want to abort the child. He can't. 

But he knows it's ultimately your decision, as it is your body. 

Before you can say anything, he walks over to you, taking hold of both your hands and throwing the pregnancy test onto the couch. 

" Just, please, please keep them. " He begs now. 

Meanwhile your eyes widen at the scene in front of you. 

" Even if you don't want to keep them yourself, please just give them up for adoption or something, but please-" He cuts himself off as he sniffs loudly. 

And to your horror, he brings himself down onto his knees, hugging your legs as the first few tears fall. 

Once you hear his knees touch the floor, you finally shake out of your state. 

When you look down at your soulmate, you let out the quietest sigh, knowing you're about to make another extremely big sacrifice. 

" Tae- I- We can keep them.. I think. " You tell him, bending down to his height and sitting down on your knees yourself. 

Meanwhile Taehyung can barely believe you, he doesn't look any happier just yet. 

" What? - Like, you're gonna give them up for adoption? " He asks, still quietly crying. 

You frown, eyes equally as sad as his as you wipe his fallen tears away. 

He leans into your touch, eyes closing as he holds your hand up on his cheek. 

He takes what he can get. 

" No, Tae. We can keep them. " You tell him. 

His eyes open wide as he hears the exact words he wanted to hear, surprised. 

" What, really? " He asks you, just to make sure. 

You frown, and now you cry, but you nod. 

It's the final confirmation he needs before he pulls you into his embrace by the hand he's still holding. 

A happy sob leaves his mouth, heart feeling like it's going to explode by how happy he is. 

He kisses the top of your hair, arms wrapping around you as he holds you close to him. 

" I promise, I'll be there for you in every moment. " He tells you softly, words mumbled into your hair. 

You tap his chest, signaling you want to face him. 

He loosens his embrace, so you're still in his arms but are able to face him. 

" Please-, just please can we do this together? " You ask him, voice breaking as you finally break down. 

He searches your face, not understanding where this is coming from. 

" What? " 

And so you tell him about your terrible childhood. About your parents who were always fighting, about the plates shattering against the walls, about how your father sometimes even dared to slap your mother, and about how your father eventually left, claiming he wanted someone with better skin and had found it. 

Taehyung listened to all of your words,  and once all was finally out, and you full out started sobbing once more, he pulled you into his embrace. 

He told you softly about how he would never do that. Pointed out that you were soulmates, and how he'll treat you right, help you through your pregnancy, will raise your child on his parts too (even offering to take every night shift when it comes to feeding the baby, in which you remind him that the baby'll kinda need your tits) and will overall just be at your side. 

Unbeknownst to him, it isn't his words that makes you feel safe and settled. 

It's the look in his eyes which tell you that you're going to be just fine. 

[ A/N: Yay. Kids. Woo. I don't like kids- anyway hope y'all enjoyed lol. ]

Bts Camp Half Blood Au

Min Yoongi

(A/N: Ignore my trashy banner, but don’t ignore my trashy banner, thank you.)

Aight so,

VisUals

Yoongi has greyish blue hair, kinda like in Fire era, and greyish blue eyes.

Yoongi is a son of Athena, godess of wisdom.

It didn't take him real long to get claimed, like after four days he was claimed after dinner, when they're sacrificing food to the gods.

People are a but surprised, because Yoongi mostly kept to himself so they had expected him to be Hades' kid or Hecate's.

Getting along with his siblings was a bit of a pain in the ass in the beginning, because he mostly keeps to himself, and his siblings were curious.

To add on top of that, most are very interested in buildings and what not, while Yoongi's more into creating music and such.

His mindset takes more after his dad, he supposes.

He gets along more with Apollo's kids, and often plays with them at the camp fire.

The first he meets is Jimin, but he isn't exactly happy with him.

For the first few years he tries to plainly avoid Jimin, as the younger is dead straight forward and, according to Yoongi, way to full of himself.

The next he meets is Seokjin, and he initially doesn't like him, as he finds the elder bothersome.

Especially when he turns dagger throwing into some kind of joke.

However after a few weeks, he realizes that Seokjin actually makes a good friend.

Yoongi is the only one who's been on a quest before, but that was with two other kids.

Jackson, of the Hermes cabin, and Kyungsoo, of the Nyx cabin.

Their quest was simply but dangerous, they were to get the medicine against a basilisk's bite, for Hoseok.

Because of this quest, he receives a ring from his mother, and as he taps it twice, it turns into a bronze dagger with a blue wrapped handle.

It takes them quite a few monsters, and more than a few days, but in the end they all return, even tough they're all messed up.

He meets Hoseok at the infirmary, and is surprised by how afraid the boy is of the medication.

Like, he fought a Basilisk and barely got away, but he claims that the green substance that is the medication is scarier.

He's also surprised by how talk active the boy is, as his aura is quite dark.

Hoseok wants to learn how to fight as soon as he's healed, and Yoongi is the one to teach him.

It takes a while, but eventually Hoseok gets his flow in fighting with Yoongi's help, and his mother's.

And then he meets Namjoon properly.

Namjoon scares him in capture the flag, as he's smart and strong.

However, he's quick to realize that Namjoon's more harmless as he appears to be.

They talk a lot after that night at the camp fire, and start training together a lot too.

He also learns that Namjoon has a love for nature, and therefore decides to introduce him to Seokjin.

The two get along quickly, something which leaves Yoongi very satisfied.

Hoseok surprised everyone by casually joining the conversation.

At some point Jimin comes too, being impressed with Namjoon's skill.

Unlike usual, Jimin is not acting like he's the best of the best, and so they let him join their little group.

They end up snooping at Seokjin's cabin later, and Yoongi's pretty pleased with how relaxed Seokjin's siblings are.

His would've complained as soon we he'd set foot in his cabin with friends.

However, he learns that Dementer's kids never turn down a good meal with company.

Kim Namjoon ⚡°  Kim Seokjin 🌾 °  Min Yoongi 🦉° Jung Hoseok ° Park Jimin ° Kim Taehyung ° Jeon Jungkook

The Serpent's Shadow || J.HS || Epilogue

Pairing : Jung Hoseok X Reader

Genre :  Angst, prob fluff at some point

Summary : Keep your friends close, but keep your enemies closer.

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This story is IN the Harry Potter time line!

( Deathly Hallows Part one & two)

Wordcount: 0.5k

The Serpent's Shadow Masterlist |

11 Years Later

" Nayeon?! Hurry up! We're going to be late sweetie!" You yelled to your daughter who's about to go to Hogwarts for her first year.

" Coming mum!" She yelled back from upstairs.

As if on que, Hoseok, your husband, comes down the stairs too, holding one big suitcase.

Soon enough your daughter comes down too, and a monute later you're all piling in the car.

" Hey dad, is Slytherin scary?" Your daughter asks as you're all seated and driving.

Hobi hummed.

" In a way yes, but things get better once you find the right friends. No matter what house they're from." He tells her.

She hummed.

The rest of the car ride was spent in silence, until you were all at King's Cross.

" We have to do what now?" Nayeon looked at you as if you had grown a second head as you told her.

" You won't bump into the wall sweetie, you'll go right through it. Beyond that wall lies platform 9 3/4." Hobi smiled gently at her.

" Nayeon! Are you ready to finally come to Hogwarts?!" A voice suddenly intercepted.

You all turned to the side to see Seokjin approaching, allong with his wife and 14 year old son.

" Um.. Yeah, do we really need to run through a wall?" She asked unsure.

Kyungsook nodded with a smile, taking her hand.

" Let's go together!" He smiled before he pulled her allong, both of them dissapearing as they run through.

You and Hoseok blinked at each other as Seokjin laughed allong with his wife.

" Just wait, they will probably end up together one day." Jin's wife smiled softly.

Hoseok scoffed. 

" I don't even esnt to think about it. She's only 12. She's my little girl." He whined as you pushed your daughter's cart through, him following.

The other two were quick to join.

On the other side of the wall, both kids were waiting.

Soon the train blew, signaling that they would leave in a minute.

Your daughter ran up to you and your husband, giving you a big hug.

" Bye, mum, dad. Don't miss me too much." She smiled softly.

" Of course we will." You smiled back at her.

" We will sweetie. And please do write us twice a week. Oh, and stay away from boys, you're too young for that." Hoseok told her.

She rolled her eyes.

" Don't worry, I'll be fine! " She beamed before greeting the two of you and walking off with Kyungsook.

" She's all grown up, isn't she?" You smiled proudly as you two watched her sit down with Kyungsook and some of his friends.

" She is." Hoseok sniffed, his sensitive ass being close to crying.

You glanced at him and wrapped your arm around his waist.

Moments later, the train blows out it's last sognal, and soon enough it's driving away.

Hoseok sniffed away his last few tears as Jin and his wife came over.

" So, now that the kids are out, want to do something fun? " Seokjin suggested.