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𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐫𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐏𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐞𝐫 andrew!Peter x fem!avenger!reader

Summary: When Peter enters this earth, he stumbles upon you first. 

[ avenger!reader, witch!reader, mentions of food ]

You were munching on some doughnuts at the sidewalk when you saw a red-clothed figure fall onto the ground. 

You blinked in surprise as the man in Spiderman costume straightened up.

“Peter?”

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Sirius:*down on one knee, ring out of the box* I don't want to be your boyfriend anymore

Remus: Are you breaking up with me??!!?!

Sirius: MOONY I'M PROPOSING, WHY WOULD I HAVE AN ENGAMENT RING IF I WAS BREAKING UP WITH YOU?

Remus: I DON'T KNOW MAYBE IT WAS A BREAKUP RING

Sirius: WHAT THE FUCK IS A BREAKUP RING

Liar liar pants on- leg on fire i guess 🤷‍♀️

Tim: I can't feel my leg

Y/N:

Y/N: *stabs his leg*

Tim: *Screams in pain* WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!?

Y/N: YOU ARE A FUCKING LIAR!

Dick, out of nowhere: Language!

I felt like tungle dot hellsite would appreciate this

Genderqueer/non-binary celebrities

Amandla Stenberg: non-binary actress and singer (The Hate U Give, The Hunger Games) [she/her; they/them]

Ezra Miller: genderqueer actor (The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Justice League) [prefers he/him but is comfortable with all pronouns]

Chella Man: genderqueer YouTuber, actor & model (Titans) [he/him]

Brigette Lundy-Paine: non-binary actor (Atypical, The Glass Castle) [they/them]

Angel Haze: agender rapper & singer (Battle Cry, Cleaning out my Closet) [she/her; he/him]

Indya Moore: non-binary actor & model (Pose, Queen & Slim) [they/them]

Ruby Rose: genderfluid actress, model, talk show host, DJane (Batwoman, OitnB) [she/her]

Asia Kate Dillon: non-binary actor (Billions, OitnB) [they/them]

Quintessa Swindell: non-binary actor (Trinkets, Euphoria) [they, them]

Jonathan Van Ness: non-binary television personality, podcaster & hairdresser (Queer Eye) [prefers he/him but is also okay with they/them & she/her]

Feel free to add other celebrities or to correct me if I’ve got something wrong!

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