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Anyone else notice when Wade was talking to happy in the office and the camera clips to the ironman mask and the picture of Tony and Peter was in screen but the mask was covering Peter so you could only see Tony. I wonder if Peter is actually in the picture.

Right? Because this is set after the newest Spider-Man so everything regarding Peter is gone, but if you look close enough it looks like peters hand is still there giving Tony bunny ears.

Honestly, it is a CRIME that we will probably never get a movie or tv show with Andrew Garfields Spidey and Ryan Reynolds Deadpool.

Spidey bros au

Aunt may: who left all the red bull cans under the couch

Peter: I did

Aunt may: why? Clean it up, please.

Peter: it’s for ms ratman, she’s a widow with 25 kids

Aunt may:

Aunt may: Peter, are there rats living in our couch?

Peter: andrew said they couldn’t live in his room

Spider bros au

[at the zoo]

Andrew: you can’t fly lol

Penguin: you can’t get someone to mate with you for life lmao

Peter:

Penguin: dude don- don’t cry ohmyfucking-

[Tobey watching Andrew talk to a penguin and burst into tears]

Tobey: I think that’s enough zoo today.

Peter:

Tobey: put the monkey back.

Peter: His name is Murder mc Steve

Murder mc Steve: :3

Spider bros au

Peter: Andrew, did you eat my gummy worms

Andrew: and your gay bacon yea

Peter, cocking a gun: so you have chosen death.

Tobey: How did you get a gun??? I will just buy you more gay bacon Ohmyfucking-

[Spider-man meeting Deadpool for first time]

Peter: mr wade sir, why do you wear a red suit?

Wade, delighted: So bad guys don’t see me bleed!!!

Peter, vibrating with excitement: omg are you on your p e r i o d ?

Tobey: I can’t believe Mr. Harrington gave you a D on that last test. You’re a top student, how do you get a D?

Andrew: he answered half the questions, told Mr. Harrington the test was stupid, burped, then left.

Tobey:

Peter: and that’s not worth a D+? ,,,,I smell t r a n s p h o b i a,,,,,

Deadpool: short people are always so angry. i think its cause they're always hot- y'know always being the closest to hell? must suck.

Peter: you just lost your knee cap privileges giraffe face.

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Tobey: I hate you!

Andrew: i hate me more!!!

Tobey: ...

Tobey: come on, Dude, we've talked about this...

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Michelle (abt gender): maybe I just want people to look at me and be confused

Ned: a big hat

Peter: enter every room screaming "C O R N"

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May: why are there tiny hand prints on the ceiling?

Tobey, whispering: Pete, why are there tiny hand prints on the ceiling?

Peter, hiding his hands: h o n es t l y f u c k y o u g uy s

“Monogamy? In this economy???”

-Andrew Parker

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Peter: bro, pick up your eboy, he’s curled up in my living room quivering, speaking in tongues, and surrounded by an impenetrable wall of writhing venom.

Deadpool: that’s not my eboy that’s my malewife !! they’re supposed to do that !!!

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Interviewer: So spider-man are you and the…other spider men…brothers…or something ??

Tobey: No…these are my…clones.

Tobey, seeing Peter and Andrew off to the side pretending to make out with goblins mask and videoing it: ...They’re defective.

Peter: furbies are predators.

Andrew: ...what the actual-

Wade: No no, he has a point.

[peter coming home from highschool]

Peter: hey wha-

Aunt May: We need you to find your brother

Peter: wh-

Andrew: he went to spy on fisk and got found in the vents.

Peter: that’s sus.

Aunt May: Peter

Peter: wait how did they even find him ??

Andrew: he kept humming the spy theme song in the vents.

Spider bros Au

[on patrol]

Tobey, humming: Spider-man, Spider-man

Andrew, joining in: Does Whatever A Spider Can!

Tobey: Spins A Web! Any Size

Andrew: Catches Thieves!

Peter: eat’s those guys! Look out here comes the spooder-man

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[on a date in the park]

Andrew: the stars are beautiful tonight

Deadpool: y-yeah! They are! *whispers* w h a t d o i s a y ???

Peter, in a tree above them: s a y y o u h a v e b e a u ti f u l e yes

Deadpool: he’s wearing a f u c k i n g m a s k

Peter: F i n e. y o u th ink of so m eth i ng.

Deadpool: you volunteered to be my wing man you little shit !!

Peter: d on ’t m a ke m e c o m e d ow n t h er e !!

Deadpool, standing up: Come down here? Buddy, I’ m c o m i n g u p.

Andrew: lovely stars. Truly.

Peter: E a t th e r i c h

Wade: Shouldn't we eat out the poor?

Peter: what

Wade: What

[Wade meeting Tobey]

Tobey: So. You’re the boyfriend then.

Deadpool, saluting: Yes, Sir !!

Tobey: Don’t call me “Sir”.

Deadpool, still saluting: Yes, Ma’am !!

[tobey patrolling with peter]

Tobey: that’s my boy !!

Peter: !!

Goblin: *Kidnaps peter*

Tobey: NO! My boY !!

Peter: b r o t h e r h el p !