Its A Hard-knock Life

it’s a hard-knock life

Dazai: The stars are pretty tonight,

Chuuya: You're the best star.

Dazai: What?

Chuuya: I said I want to hit you with a car-

Maybe it’s the high of sleep deprivation, but I just thought of something:

  Bruce: I’ve only had Jason for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Jason: No, you won’t, that’s the problem.

Those mods that replace female characters with male characters in games but keep the female animations really highlight how fucking insane and ridiculous the animations for women in video games usually are

It's 2029, Tumblr has all but been abandoned, except for two posters. One is a 35 year old Onceler holdout from Nebraska. The other is making ground breaking cum jokes that could have defined an entire decade of posting. The two never had an overlapping mutual cluster, and as such, each person believes themselves to be the last poster on Tumblr.

i feel like this person only every watched the Im not okay music video but didnt even try to listen to the rest of the album bc Three Cheers for Sweet Revenge is uh.. pretty fruity not to mention whatever the fuck Danger Days has going on-