Imagine Ur Otp - Tumblr Posts

they would find each other in any universe

It's 2029, Tumblr has all but been abandoned, except for two posters. One is a 35 year old Onceler holdout from Nebraska. The other is making ground breaking cum jokes that could have defined an entire decade of posting. The two never had an overlapping mutual cluster, and as such, each person believes themselves to be the last poster on Tumblr.

AU where what you write in your skin appears in your soulmate skin too

Person A: *writes “I’m an idiot” on his arm

Next morning

Person A: *wakes up to find a huge dick in the forehead, the eyes are the balls*

Person A: *writes on arm* are you serious? You know you have to leave the house with a dick in your face too, right?

Person B: *writes in arm* Bitch I never had any integrity to protect, suffer.