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𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌

↠ summary: join the ride of seven best friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings.

↠ pairings: taejoon, 2seok, yoonkookmin

↠ genre: crack (honestly 95% of the book), angst, fluff

↠ word count: 966

↠ warnings: language as always

↠ a/n: so like if you follow this story on wattpad you would see that dahlia tends to update faster than me lol. so if you prefer reading on wattpad, you can click the link in the mastlist lol.

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𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀: 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏'𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝘿𝙄𝘾𝙆

[ the seven deadly sins ]

namjukebox

[1 attachment]

jimoaning

HOLY SHIT WE’RE IN CALCULUS

suckjin

oh god namjoon

suckjin

please tell me that is NOT your dick

namjukebox

SHIT sorry that was for my anime girlfriend

jimoaning

since when were we straight

jimoaning

nice dick though

jeoncena

JIMIN WTF

temptaetion

joon pls wear sweats next time you’re around me

temptaetion

gray sweats.

jimoaning

but there are bigger and better things if yk what i mean

namjukebox

god you're disgusting

suckjin

to be fair, you sent a DICK PIC

namjukebox

but ************** over here has an

obsession with certain dick

suckjin

OH AHAHA

suckjin

i still can't believe that **************

has a ***** on ******

temptaetion

who has a crush on WHO?

minsugay

omg who tf has a crush on hoseok

jimoaning

SEOKJIN

suckjin

jimin...its on sight

jimoaning

chill, i'm kidding

jimoaning

you're the only one who

would look cute with hoseok *

suckjin

jimin i hope you know that your bitchass is

sitting two desks in front of me

suckjin

and what your ugly roach-ass doesn't know

is that i WILL NOT HESITATE to leak your little confession

minsugay

JIMIN HAS A CRUSH ON HOSEOK

hoesuck

wait WHAT

jimoaning

MY NAME DOESN'T HAVE 14 LETTERS

hoesuck

EXPOSE HIM JIN

suckjin

you see, i am a LOYAL friend

suckjin

i could never do that to jimin

hoesuck

for me?? :(

jimoaning

SEOKJIN I SWEAR TO GOD

jimoaning

I WILL REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO EVER

HAVE KIDS IF YOU EXPOSE ME

temptaetion

why is everyone diverting the attention AWAY from namjoon's dick

jeoncena

bc it was for his anime girlfriend

namjukebox

it was for everyone :)

temptaetion

can it be for me?

namjukebox

sure

temptaetion

;)

namjukebox

; )

jeoncena

stop fucking flirting

jeoncena

you guys are N A S T Y

suckjin

STOP GLARING AT ME JIMOAN

jimoaning

N O

minsugay

jimin, we all know that you like hoseok

minsugay

it's okay

jimoaning

THERE'S BETTER THAN HOSEOK

jimoaning

SHUT UP TINY DICK

suckjin

EXCUSE ME

hoesuck

WHAT

suckjin

pm me for jimin's confession xoxo

jimoaning

N O

suckjin

i should probably send it to ****** first

hoesuck

OMG JIMIN LIKES YOONGI

jimoaning

NO WTF GOD NO

jimoaning

YOONGI IS DISGUSTING

jeoncena

what

minsugay

WHAT

-

[hoesuck has added suckjin to the conversation]

hoesuck

its yoongi isn't it

suckjin

ofc ofc

suckjin

i quote: idk what to do why are we so mean to each other but nice to each other at the same time it makes my heart go BOOM and that's not good because actually it is good but i love this feeling kind of ?? i want yoongi to make fun of me still but i also want to give him a lot of hugs and it is making me SAD

hoesuck

omg jiminie is adorable

suckjin

my braincells suffered tyvm

hoesuck

FUCK HE'S SO CUTE AHH

hoesuck

THIS FEELS LIKE A FANFICTION

suckjin

plot twist: it IS a fanfiction

hoesuck

damn...i smell competition

suckjin

what

hoesuck

isn't it obvious that jungkook wants yoongi too?

suckjin

OH SHIT THE SPICAYY LOVE TRIANGLE

hoesuck

yoongi ain't even all that TF THEY SEE IN HIM

hoesuck

sorry, excuse me for my language

hoesuck

we are all equal in the eyes of our gay jesus

suckjin

hold up, let's finish this during break

suckjin

i just heard prof. han just say that we're having a fucking test

hoesuck

WHAT

-

[ jimoaning has added minsugay to the conversation ]

jimoaning

tiny dick

minsugay

wtf do you want

jimoaning

i need to talk about something serious and i think

that the others will just tell me i'm overreacting

minsugay

you're overreacting

minsugay

now leave me tf alone

minsugay

i don't want to help you

jimoaning

yoongi pls :c

minsugay

i said no

minsugay

i mean NO

jimoaning

but i really need advice and ur smart

minsugay

fine. what's wrong?

jimoaning

i think that jungkook hates me :cc

minsugay

whait what

jimoaning

idk what i did

jimoaning

i even ran to the store last night to

buy his fucking banana milk

jimoaning

it's a different vibe

jimoaning

he's oddly snappy towards me as

if i did something but tbh idk what i did

jimoaning

he always leaves me on read too

jimoaning

i wanted to believe that he hated you for like

a few hours because maybe i was in denial and

didn't want to accept the fact that my best friend hates me

jimoaning

i don't want to lose him yoongi :cc

minsugay

DID YOU TAKE HIS MAN

jimoaning

what ?? no i would never do that

minsugay

idk jimin

minsugay

you're my friend so obviously i

don't know what you could've done

minsugay

try and talk to him

jimoaning

aRE YOU CRAZY

jimoaning

WHAT IF I'M WRONG AND THEN I SRSLY MAKE HIM HATE ME

minsugay

and who cares

minsugay

the world won't stop because jungkook hates you

jimoaning

:c you're right i guess

minsugay

although we hate each other, you can rely on me if you need advice...i probably won't give you any though

jimoaning

i fucking hate you

minsugay

love you too park

-

[ jimoaning has added namjukebox to the conversation ]

jimoaning

NAMSJEJEIEJEKRNRJRJRJRKR

jimoaning

NAMJOOENEIRJEIRJRJRJRJRR

jimoaning

NAMEJEJEKEJKEKRNRJEJEJRK

namjukebox

you were so close the second time

jimoaning

NAMJOON

namjukebox

there ya go

namjukebox

are you ok

jimoaning

wHAT DOES GAY PANIC FEEL LIKE

jimoaning

TELL ME RIGHT NOW

namjukebox

and why are you asking me this

jimoaning

because u go into gay panic like every other day

namjukebox

i-

namjukebox

you’re not wrong

jimoaning

SO?!?!??!!?

namjukebox

….so what?

jimoaning

WHAT DOES GAY PANIC FEEL LIKE

namjukebox

oh right lol

namjukebox

um you’re just panicking

namjukebox

in gay

jimoaning

YEAH IM SOIMG THAT RIGHT NOW

namjukebox

soming

jimoaning

ALRIGHT YOU DICK

namjukebox

calm downnnnn

namjukebox

now who has caused this panic

jimoaning

2 words

jimoaning

min fucking yoongi

namjukebox

that was 3 words

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