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𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

↠ summary: join the ride of seven best friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings.

↠ pairings: taejoon, 2seok, yoonkookmin

↠ genre: crack (honestly 95% of the book), angst, fluff

↠ word count: 4512 (current)

↠ warnings: will be said  in each chapter

↠ status: on-going

↠ note: this is a texting fic! there will be chapters were its written in word format (if that makes any sense lol). this was also a collab with @blssmin aka dahlia :) this book will also be available on wattpad and the link is down below!

↠ wattpad link :)

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✰ chapter one: do not touch!

✰ chapter two: appetizers

✰ chapter three: what’s a movie?

✰ chapter four: every gay for themselves

✰ chapter five: that's not your dick

✰ chapter six: joon’s anime girlfriend

✰ chapter seven:

✰ chapter eight:

more chapters will be added as the series goes on!

𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌

↠ summary: join the ride of seven best friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings.

↠ pairings: taejoon, 2seok, yoonkookmin

↠ genre: crack (honestly 95% of the book), angst, fluff

↠ word count: 862

↠ warnings: mention of yoongi stabbing hoseok (as a joke!!), language, 

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𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙒𝙊: 𝘼𝙋𝙀𝙏𝙄𝙕𝙀𝙍𝙎 jeoncena

whos bringing the snacks?

jimoaning 

i am the whole snack

minsugay

i only see crumbs

suckjin

oh please, the only snack here is me

suckjin

and that’s on jungkook’s broke ass

temptaetion 

y’all are appetizers 

hoesuck

awe thank you 

jeoncena 

who tf is going to tell homeboy over here

suckjin

hoseok bby no, that wasnt a compliment

temptaetion 

namjoon and i are full COURSE meals

namjukebox

and that’s on EVERYTHING

jimoaning

bitch i’m the whole BUFFET

minsugay

make up your mind bitch

minsugay

are you a snack? are you the buffet?

jeoncena

jimin needs to sit his ugly ass down

suckjin

i’ll quote you on that

jeoncena

aNYWAYS

jeoncena

what time should we come?

temptaetion 

freaky bitch 

jeoncena

wtf is wrong with your mind

suckjin

y’all ain’t ever going to come

hoesuck

come to my church service at 6:15

jimoaning

i’m going to hell, there’s no point

minsugay 

great, i have 3 more hours of resting time

namjukebox

i know your ass is about to get in the fucking shower

minsugay

who tf is in the shower for 3 hours?

minsugay

like wtf are you even doing in there

temptaetion 

jamming to shakira

jeoncena

beating your meat-

hoesuck

praying to our gay jesus 

suckjin

crying about how i am a disappointment to all of society

namjukebox

dw seokjin, we all love you aha ha

minsugay

ew no

jeoncena

god fucking no

jimoaning

i was going to say...eating

temptaetion 

do you fucking wash your food?

jimoaning 

bitch how tf am i supposed to know my korean noodles are clean unless i wash them

namjukebox

we’re all from korea

namjukebox

YOU DONT HAVE TO SAY KOREAN NOODLES EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU SAY IT

jimoaning

yes but maybe you guys don’t know 

minsugay

what other noodles would we get

minsugay

alien fucking noodles?

jimoaning

shut up, tiny dick

namjukebox

that is false, yoongi has a big dick

hoesuck

not this conversation aGAIN

temptaetion 

and how tf would you know egghead

namjukebox

he came into the wrong room

hoesuck 

it’s true, i was the door

jeoncena

t m fucking i

minsugay

namjoon..its on sight

namjukebox 

is that a fucking threat

namjukebox 

i would beat your moonlight looking ass up

jimoaning

anyone could beat yoongi up

jeoncena

its true

minsugay

i have no friends

suckjin

ungrateful hoe

minsugay 

i should mute this fucking group chat

minsugay 

and get my beauty sleep

jimoaning

your ugly ass needs it 

namjukebox

yoongs, come to the kitchen por favor

temptaetion

bilingual king

suckjin

could you stop being a thirsty bitch for 2 seconds

hoesuck

we are all thirsty bitches

jeoncena

jimin did u finish the banana milk

jeoncena

and did u not replace it..

jimoaning

of course i did

jimoaning 

if it’s in the fridge, i will consume it

jeoncena

pls someone trade roomates with me

temptaetion 

ain’t nobody wants jimin 

temptaetion 

except for you of course

jeoncena

ew no

minsugay

hoseok u better get your ass in the kitchen

minsugay

you are not leaving me to unpack all the groceries

suckjin 

y’all got food?

suckjin 

your fridge is always deserted when i come over

jimoaning

don’t you have hoseok 

hoesuck

doesn’t he have hoseok, namjoon, and yoongi *

jimoaning

hoesok’s the only decent one 

temptaetion 

don’t you want to suck yoongi’s dick

jimoaning

i am not ignoring tae when i say this

jimoaning

but jungkook is trying to kill me 

jeoncena

go out and buy my banana milk >:(

namjukebox 

rest in peace, jimin 

hoesuck

does this call for another prayer circle 

jimoaning 

NO

jimoaning

fucking help me

namjukebox

we have to deal with this hourly

jimoaning

now that sounds unfortunate, but help me

suckjin

nah bitch, have fun dying

hoesuck

let us pray for jimin to have a safe journey to hell

temptaetion 

amen

minsugay

jung fucking hoseok i swear to god if you leave me in this kitchen to cook with namjoon

minsugay

i will impale this knife into your skull

suckjin

THE GHETTO

suckjin 

please don’t murder hoseok 

jimoaning

kill him tiny dick

jimoaning

we’ll go to hell together and live in luxury 

hoesuck 

please spare me, jimin is too much of an airhead to handle

jimoaning

first of all, fuck you

jimoaning

second of all, what are you guys cooking

hoseok

we’re attempting samgyeopsal and kimchi

minsugay

who tf is we?

minsugay

you’re sitting on the stool watching me STRUGGLE

minsugay

while i'm seasoning the food and namjoon is attempting to cut the vegetables

temptaetion

give namjoon an A+ for effort

suckjin

these dumbasses finna POISON ME

jeoncena

joon must be the only one putting in work bc all you guys are doing is texting

hoesuck

arent you supposed to be murdering jimin

jeoncena

ah yes, i almost forgot

jimoaning

i hope that namjoon accidentally cuts off your balls

hoesuck

please let jimin die a slow death

suckjin 

dw jimin, i’ll attend your funeral 

temptaetion

dont schedule it on the 8th, i have a quiz

jimoaning

can y’all HELP ME

minsugay

not when we would rather have your annoying ass die

suckjin

the group is odd, it wouldn't hurt to even it out

jimoaning 

???

𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌

↠ summary: join the ride of seven best friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings.

↠ pairings: taejoon, 2seok, yoonkookmin

↠ genre: crack (honestly 95% of the book), angst, fluff

↠ word count: 853

↠ warnings: jungkook’s a sad bby, jimin thirsting over yoongi, language

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𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀: 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙎 𝘼 𝙈𝙊𝙑𝙄𝙀 [ jimoaning has added jeoncena to the conversation ]

jimoaning

roach

jeoncena 

excuse me?

jeoncena 

i won't hesitate to beat your ass up

jimoaning

okay enough about you, I CAN LITERALLY SEE TINY DICK'S THING UNDERNEATH THOSE SWEATS

jeoncena

we're supposed to be watching a movie

jeoncena

you unholy child

jimoaning

that's not IMPORTANT right now

jimoaning

THAT SHIT IS NOT REAL

jimoaning

I NEED TO SEE IT

jimoaning 

I NEED TO SUCK IT FOR SCIENCE 

jimoaning

SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH 

jeoncena 

can you not thirst over yoongi 

jimoaning

NO

jimoaning

I WANNA EAT THAT UP

jeoncena

just say you're horny and GO

jimoaning

NO

jeoncena 

wtf do you want then

jimoaning

I BET HOMEBOY HAS NO BOXERS ON

jimoaning

I WOULD GLADLY LET HIM GIVE ME STIS

jimoaning 

GLADLY

jeoncena 

you're disgusting 

jeoncena

i don't even think that hoseok's prayer service can help

jimoaning

first of all its a prayer CIRCLE

jimoaning

second of all

jimoaning

I D F C

jimoaning

I ADMIT IT ALRIGHT, I WANT TO SUCK THAT DICK

read 8:53pm

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[ jeoncena has added namjukebox to the conversation ]

jeoncena

namjoon :(((

namjukebox 

yes? aren't we supposed to be watching this movie 

jeoncena

i think that i really like yoongi :((

namjukebox 

bro that was obvious

namjukebox 

what's the problem though?

jeoncena 

:(((

namjukebox 

jungkook..

jeoncena

it's just that i've liked yoongi for so long

jeoncena

but :(((

namjukebox 

but what?

jeoncena 

i think that jimin likes him too

namjukebox 

jimin? what kind of cap—

jeoncena

but i um

jeoncena

i’m supposed to be jimin’s best friend 

namjukebox 

oh...

jeoncena 

IDK WHAT TO DO

jeoncena 

oh god but jimin likes yoongi 

jeoncena 

fuck tuck duck 

namjukebox 

jimin fools around all the damn time

namjukebox 

and YOONGI out of all people?

jeoncena

he just SPAMMED me, thirsting over my future husband :((

namjukebox 

isn't that just jimin?

jeoncena

yes but i think he's serious about wanting to suck yoongi's dick

namjukebox 

and it will probably be a one-time fling

namjukebox 

you're overreacting 

jeoncena

i don't want to fucking share namjoon

jeoncena

if you liked someone

jeoncena

let's say taehyung bc the both of you are GAY

jeoncena 

and then hoseok texted you, talking about how he really wanted to suck taehyung off

jeoncena

but hoseok is your best friend so you can't say anything 

jeoncena 

and you're worried that it may become much more than just one blowjob

namjukebox 

oh

namjukebox 

i'm sorry jungkook 

jeoncena

:((

jeoncena

i hate jimin so much 

jeoncena

why couldn't he find someone else to thirst over

jeoncena

he doesn't even like yoongi 

jeoncena 

he just wants to suck yoongi off

namjukebox 

sounds like jimin 

jeoncena 

i want to hate him

jeoncena

i think i hate him

namjukebox 

:((

jeoncena

and the thing is

jeoncena

jimin gets everything he wants

jeoncena

which means

jeoncena

if he wants yoongi

jeoncena

he’ll get yoongi

jeoncena

i shouldnt feel like this

namjukebox

in all honesty

namjukebox

i dont think u should let jimin take yoongi away from u just bc he likes him too

namjukebox

its like battle of the fittest

jeoncena

its nothing like battle of the fittest

jeoncena

but i see the point you're trying to make

namjukebox

maybe u should just talk to jimin about how you’re feeling?

jeoncena

thats a no from me chief

namjukebox

i think u should

namjukebox

what if jimin only wants a one time thing

namjukebox

you cant keep these feelings bottled up kook

jeoncena 

i know that

jeoncena

i really hate jimin for making me feel like this

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[ temptaetion has added hoesuck to the conversation ]

temptaetion

hobiiii

hoesuck

why are you on your phone

temptaetion

jimin was just on his phone

temptaetion

so were joon and jungkook

hoesuck

have you even paid attention to the movie since it’s started

temptaetion

ew no

hoesuck

you’re the one who chose the movie?

temptaetion

and

hoesuck

u give me a headache

hoesuck

now out of all the people here

hoesuck

why have you chosen to bother me

temptaetion

i have a crush on someone..

hoesuck

you have a crush on someone every week

temptaetion

nO I DONT

hoesuck

oh really?

temptaetion

shut up

temptaetion

but i really like this oneee

hoesuck

is it joon?

temptaetion

now how the fuck-

hoesuck

see my child

hoesuck

what you have failed to recognize

hoesuck

is that you are big gay for Kim Namjoon

temptaetion

can i buy his love with gucci

hoesuck

are u trying to be his boyfriend or his sugar daddy

temptaetion

if being his boyfriend doesn’t work out

temptaetion

being his sugar daddy would be second best

hoesuck

whore

temptaetion

bitch

temptaetion

can u talk to him for me plsss

hoesuck

can you talk to him yourself pls

temptaetion

you LIVE with him

temptaetion

you’re the better choice

hoesuck

but YOU want to be his sugar daddy

hoesuck

shouldn’t you negotiate with each other?

temptaetion

first of all, i want to be his boyfriend

temptaetion

being his sugar daddy is just a liability that comes with the title

temptaetion

second of all, arent you his best friend?

hoesuck

we are all best friends in the eyes of our gay jesus 

temptaetion

i shouldve texted yoongi

𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌

↠ summary: join the ride of seven best friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings.

↠ pairings: taejoon, 2seok, yoonkookmin

↠ genre: crack (honestly 95% of the book), angst, fluff

↠ word count: 1110

↠ warnings: hoseok plotting murder (and actually attempting), a lot of gay panic, alotttt of crack, mentions of sacrifice, a lot of minecraft references, language (as always)

↠ a/n: i totally forgot about adding author’s notes into my work lol. but anyways dahlia ( @blssmin​ ) and i are like super happy to be writing this series! and we hope that everybody reading this is enjoying it as well :) also if you watch the office..hopefully you get the reference at the end!

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𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙁𝙊𝙐𝙍: 𝙀𝙑𝙀𝙍𝙔 𝙂𝘼𝙔 𝙁𝙊𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈𝙎𝙀𝙇𝙑𝙀𝙎 [ 🐥 + 🦀 + 🦙]

jimoaning

guys this is NOT a drill

namjukebox 

what happened to you?

suckjin

didn't this chat die a LONG time ago

suckjin

why are you bothering us on a fucking sunday morning

jimoaning

THE MOVIE

jimoaning

MY EYES WENT TO HEAVEN 

jimoaning

I NEED TO CHANGE MY USERNAME 

jimoaning

QUICK THIS IS NOT A DRILL

namjukebox 

are you going to tell us what happened..

yoongisbitch95

SORRY I AM BACK

suckjin

JIMIN WTF

suckjin

I THOUGHT YOU HATED YOONGI

yoongisbitch95

I DO HATE HIM

yoongisbitch95

BUT DAMN I WANT TO CHOKE ON HIS COCK

namjukebox 

oh lord

yoongisbitch95

AND THEN I WANT TO EAT MY WASHED NOODLES WITH HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF A DAMN PARK

yoongisbitch95 

AND FUCKING C U D D L E 

yoongisbitch95

I WANT TO GO OUT FOR ICE CREAM 

yoongisbitch95

ALTHOUGH IT IS WINTER

suckjin

jimin...that all sounds nice but

suckjin 

CHANGE YOUR USERNAME BACK RIGHT NOW

namjukebox 

right when i thought jimin couldn't get any stupider

yoongisbitch95 

S H U T   U P

yoongisbitch95 

I THINK I LIKE HIM

suckjin

you see his dick once and then you start drooling

suckjin 

that is NOT a crush 

yoongisbitch95 

you see...about that

jimoaning

i...have kind of liked him since december 

namjukebox 

WHAT

suckjin

WHAT

namjukebox 

WHAT

suckjin 

WHAT

jimoaning 

WHAT ???

suckjin 

I KNEW YOU WANTED TO SUCK HIS DICK

jimoaning

I DON'T WANT TO SUCK HIS DICK

namjukebox 

BITCH DON'T LIE

jimoaning

IS THIS ABOUT HIS GIGANTIC COCK?

jimoaning

OR ME??

suckjin 

sorry yoongisbitch95 

jimoaning

:cc

jimoaning

i think that jungkook hates yoongi tho

namjukebox 

WHAT

suckjin

WHAT

namjukebox 

WHAT

suckjin 

WHAT

jimoaning 

we are all supposed to be #besties but i think that jungkook hates yoongi

namjukebox 

you'd be surprised 

jimoaning

okay shut up egghead

jimoaning

THIS IS NOT A DRILL

jimoaning

is it possible to be this gay

namjukebox 

probably...but it's all good

jimoaning

idk what to do why are we so mean to each other but nice to each other at the same time it makes my heart go BOOM and that's not good because actually it is good but i love this feeling kind of ?? i want yoongi to make fun of me still but i also want to give him a lot of hugs and it is making me SAD

suckjin

i lost many braincells from reading that

namjukebox 

you never had any to begin with

suckjin

gladly suck my dick

namjukebox 

i have to make reservations for that sweetheart 

suckjin

get away from me ugly

jimoaning 

can you guys like HELP ME

jimoaning

what 

jimoaning

do

jimoaning

i

jimoaning 

gucking do

namjukebox

gucking 

suckjin

gucking

jimoaning 

i hate you guys

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[ hoesuck had added temptaetion to the conversation ]

hoesuck

so since you’ve been trying to hop on namjoon’s dick

hoesuck

and may i add

hoesuck

you’ve been doing a terrible job

hoesuck

i need your help

temptaetion

now wait a damn minute

temptaetion

FIRST OF ALL

temptaetion

you have the AUDACITY to insult my dick hopping skills

temptaetion

and then you ask me for help?

temptaetion

rude.

hoesuck

are you done

temptaetion

yeah sure what’s up 

hoesuck

i would very much like to suck jin’s dick.

temptaetion 

is THE jung hoseok being an unholy child

temptaetion

hold up i need to screenshot

hoesuck

i will chop your dick off

[ temptaetion has taken a screenshot (x2) ]

hoesuck

open your door 

temptaetion 

okay...one second 

-

[ suckjin had added temptaetion to the conversation ]

suckjin 

it is fucking sunday morning

suckjin

what the FUCK are you doing to have you make so much noise

-

[ the seven deadly sins ]

namjukebox

i have heard a very loud scream

namjukebox

jimin and/or jungkook what have u two done

jimoaning

WAIT WHY AM I A FUCKING SUSPECT

jimoaning

AGAIN

temptaetion

WHO THE FUCK GAVE HOSEOK THAT BIG ASS BUTCHERS KNIFE

namjukebox

ah, so thats where the screaming is coming from

suckjin

i gave him the knife

temptaetion

WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

suckjin

HE SAID THAT HE WANTED TO CUT SOME MEAT

temptaetion 

WELL HE’S ABOUT TO CUT MINE

jeoncena

make sure to add seasoning hobi

minsugay 

dinner looks great for tonight 

minsugay

who’s dorm?

suckjin

might as well be ours

suckjin

he stopped screaming, i think hobi killed him

hoesuck

guys help where do u hide a body

temptaetion

first of all

jimoaning 

OH MY GOD A FUCKING ZOMBIE

suckjin

GET THE DIAMOND SWORD

namjukebox

IS IT ENCHANTED

jimoaning

I HAVE LEATHER ARMOR

jimoaning

WAIT-

minsugay

FUCK A SWORD

minsugay

I GOT A BOW MFS

jeoncena 

FUCK THE DIAMOND SWORD

jeoncena

I HAVE MY ENCHANTED IRON AXE

jimoaning

THE RELOAD IS FUCKING TERRIBLE THOUGH 

jeoncena

okay but it’ll kill you in an instant.

minsugay 

WE ARE KILLING A ZOMBIE

jeoncena 

RIGHT

temptaetion 

GUYS SHUT THE FUCK UP

temptaetion 

i am ALIVE, i am WELL

temptaetion 

and i am most certainly a HUMAN

jeoncena

THATS WHAT A ZOMBIE WOULD SAY

temptaetion 

JUNGKOOK WTF I THOUGHT I COULD TRUST YOU TO BELIEVE ME ON THIS ONE

jeoncena 

WHEN MY DIAMONDS ARE AT STAKE

jeoncena

ITS EVERY GAY FOR THEMSELVES

minsugay 

WHAT JUNGKOOK SAID

namjukebox

but like taehyung

namjukebox

what did you even dO?

temptaetion 

ASK YOUR FRIEND WITH THE BUTCHERS KNIFE

temptaetion 

I WAS BEING A GENTLEMAN AND OPENED THE FUCKING DOOR

temptaetion

AND WHEN I OPEN THE DOOR, MANS IS STANDING THERE WITH A KNIFE

hoesuck

i’m thinking twice about not sacrificing you to our gay jesus

temptaetion 

HOSEOK WTF

jimoaning 

SACRIFICE HIM

jimoaning

DO IT

namjukebox

no take mE instead

temptaetion 

really🥺

namjukebox

lol no, kill that bitch 

jeoncena

EVERY GAY FOR THEMSELVES 

jeoncena 

NAMJOON WOULD NEVER SAVE YOUR SORRY ASS

temptaetion

namjoon, it’s on sight 

hoesuck

you won’t win a fight against joon 

jeoncena

have u seen the mans tiddies

suckjin

i’m not gay or anything

suckjin

but mans is buff

jimoaning

first of all, jin we all know that you’re capping

jimoaning

you’re like the gayest one here

jimoaning

and second of all

jimoaning

literally anyone could beat up tae

temptaetion 

HEY! i could win a fight against yoongi 😤

minsugay 

c a p

namjukebox

i’d actually pay money to see that

jeoncena 

yoongi would probably win

jeoncena 

i bet all of my money

suckjin

didn’t you bet on something yesterday and LOSE

jeoncena

shhhhhhhh

temptaetion

namjoon, you’d think your future bf would win right🥺

hoesuck

namjoon’s in gay panic rn, he’ll be back

jimoaning

AM I LATE OR SOMETHING 

jimoaning 

FUTURE BEST FRIEND??

minsugay 

no you absolute IDIOT

minsugay 

as i said before

minsugay 

one panicked gay + another panicked gay = joon and tae

jeoncena

ahahahahaha that rhymed

jimoaning

oh wait but i thought that joon and tae have BEEN dating 

temptaetion

and all of us thought that we were straight

suckjin

oh how the tables turn 

jimoaning

the turns have tabled 

𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌

↠ summary: join the ride of seven best friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings.

↠ pairings: taejoon, 2seok, yoonkookmin

↠ genre: crack (honestly 95% of the book), angst, fluff

↠ word count: 966

↠ warnings: language as always

↠ a/n: so like if you follow this story on wattpad you would see that dahlia tends to update faster than me lol. so if you prefer reading on wattpad, you can click the link in the mastlist lol.

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𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀: 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏'𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝘿𝙄𝘾𝙆

[ the seven deadly sins ] 

namjukebox 

[1 attachment]

jimoaning

HOLY SHIT WE’RE IN CALCULUS

suckjin

oh god namjoon

suckjin

please tell me that is NOT your dick

namjukebox 

SHIT sorry that was for my anime girlfriend 

jimoaning

since when were we straight

jimoaning

nice dick though 

jeoncena 

JIMIN WTF

temptaetion

joon pls wear sweats next time you’re around me

temptaetion

gray sweats. 

jimoaning

but there are bigger and better things if yk what i mean

namjukebox 

god you're disgusting 

suckjin 

to be fair, you sent a DICK PIC

namjukebox 

but ************** over here has an 

obsession with certain dick

suckjin

OH AHAHA

suckjin

i still can't believe that ************** 

has a ***** on ******

temptaetion 

who has a crush on WHO?

minsugay 

omg who tf has a crush on hoseok

jimoaning

SEOKJIN

suckjin

jimin...its on sight

jimoaning

chill, i'm kidding

jimoaning

you're the only one who 

would look cute with hoseok *

suckjin

jimin i hope you know that your bitchass is 

sitting two desks in front of me

suckjin 

and what your ugly roach-ass doesn't know

is that i WILL NOT HESITATE to leak your little confession

minsugay 

JIMIN HAS A CRUSH ON HOSEOK 

hoesuck 

wait WHAT

jimoaning

MY NAME DOESN'T HAVE 14 LETTERS

hoesuck

EXPOSE HIM JIN

suckjin

you see, i am a LOYAL friend

suckjin 

i could never do that to jimin

hoesuck

for me?? :(

jimoaning

SEOKJIN I SWEAR TO GOD

jimoaning

I WILL REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO EVER 

HAVE KIDS IF YOU EXPOSE ME

temptaetion 

why is everyone diverting the attention AWAY from namjoon's dick

jeoncena

bc it was for his anime girlfriend 

namjukebox 

it was for everyone :)

temptaetion 

can it be for me? 

namjukebox 

sure

temptaetion

;)

namjukebox

; )

jeoncena

stop fucking flirting

jeoncena

you guys are N A S T Y

suckjin

STOP GLARING AT ME JIMOAN

jimoaning

N O

minsugay 

jimin, we all know that you like hoseok

minsugay 

it's okay

jimoaning

THERE'S BETTER THAN HOSEOK

jimoaning

SHUT UP TINY DICK

suckjin

EXCUSE ME

hoesuck 

WHAT

suckjin

pm me for jimin's confession xoxo

jimoaning

N O 

suckjin

i should probably send it to ****** first 

hoesuck

OMG JIMIN LIKES YOONGI

jimoaning 

NO WTF GOD NO

jimoaning

YOONGI IS DISGUSTING 

jeoncena 

what

minsugay 

WHAT

-

[hoesuck has added suckjin to the conversation]

hoesuck

its yoongi isn't it

suckjin

ofc ofc

suckjin

i quote: idk what to do why are we so mean to each other but nice to each other at the same time it makes my heart go BOOM and that's not good because actually it is good but i love this feeling kind of ?? i want yoongi to make fun of me still but i also want to give him a lot of hugs and it is making me SAD 

hoesuck

omg jiminie is adorable 

suckjin

my braincells suffered tyvm

hoesuck 

FUCK HE'S SO CUTE AHH

hoesuck 

THIS FEELS LIKE A FANFICTION 

suckjin

plot twist: it IS a fanfiction

hoesuck

damn...i smell competition 

suckjin

what

hoesuck

isn't it obvious that jungkook wants yoongi too?

suckjin 

OH SHIT THE SPICAYY LOVE TRIANGLE

hoesuck

yoongi ain't even all that TF THEY SEE IN HIM

hoesuck 

sorry, excuse me for my language 

hoesuck

we are all equal in the eyes of our gay jesus

suckjin 

hold up, let's finish this during break

suckjin

i just heard prof. han just say that we're having a fucking test

hoesuck

WHAT

-

[ jimoaning has added minsugay to the conversation ]

jimoaning

tiny dick

minsugay 

wtf do you want 

jimoaning

i need to talk about something serious and i think 

that the others will just tell me i'm overreacting 

minsugay 

you're overreacting 

minsugay 

now leave me tf alone

minsugay 

i don't want to help you

jimoaning

yoongi pls :c

minsugay 

i said no

minsugay 

i mean NO

jimoaning

but i really need advice and ur smart

minsugay

fine. what's wrong?

jimoaning

i think that jungkook hates me :cc 

minsugay 

whait what

jimoaning

idk what i did

jimoaning

i even ran to the store last night to 

buy his fucking banana milk

jimoaning

it's a different vibe 

jimoaning

he's oddly snappy towards me as

if i did something but tbh idk what i did

jimoaning

he always leaves me on read too

jimoaning

i wanted to believe that he hated you for like

a few hours because maybe i was in denial and

didn't want to accept the fact that my best friend hates me

jimoaning

i don't want to lose him yoongi :cc

minsugay 

DID YOU TAKE HIS MAN

jimoaning

what ?? no i would never do that

minsugay 

idk jimin

minsugay 

you're my friend so obviously i 

don't know what you could've done

minsugay 

try and talk to him 

jimoaning

aRE YOU CRAZY

jimoaning

WHAT IF I'M WRONG AND THEN I SRSLY MAKE HIM HATE ME

minsugay 

and who cares

minsugay

the world won't stop because jungkook hates you

jimoaning

:c you're right i guess

minsugay 

although we hate each other, you can rely on me if you need advice...i probably won't give you any though

jimoaning

i fucking hate you

minsugay

love you too park 

-

[ jimoaning has added namjukebox to the conversation ]

jimoaning

NAMSJEJEIEJEKRNRJRJRJRKR

jimoaning

NAMJOOENEIRJEIRJRJRJRJRR

jimoaning 

NAMEJEJEKEJKEKRNRJEJEJRK

namjukebox

you were so close the second time

jimoaning 

NAMJOON

namjukebox

there ya go

namjukebox

are you ok

jimoaning

wHAT DOES GAY PANIC FEEL LIKE

jimoaning

TELL ME RIGHT NOW

namjukebox

and why are you asking me this

jimoaning

because u go into gay panic like every other day

namjukebox

i-

namjukebox

you’re not wrong 

jimoaning 

SO?!?!??!!?

namjukebox

….so what?

jimoaning 

WHAT DOES GAY PANIC FEEL LIKE

namjukebox

oh right lol

namjukebox

um you’re just panicking 

namjukebox

in gay

jimoaning

YEAH IM SOIMG THAT RIGHT NOW

namjukebox

soming 

jimoaning

ALRIGHT YOU DICK

namjukebox

calm downnnnn

namjukebox

now who has caused this panic

jimoaning

2 words

jimoaning

min fucking yoongi

namjukebox

that was 3 words