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𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐋𝐈𝐒𝐓

↠ summary: join the ride of seven best friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings.

↠ pairings: taejoon, 2seok, yoonkookmin

↠ genre: crack (honestly 95% of the book), angst, fluff

↠ word count: 4512 (current)

↠ warnings: will be said  in each chapter

↠ status: on-going

↠ note: this is a texting fic! there will be chapters were its written in word format (if that makes any sense lol). this was also a collab with @blssmin aka dahlia :) this book will also be available on wattpad and the link is down below!

↠ wattpad link :)

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✰ chapter one: do not touch!

✰ chapter two: appetizers

✰ chapter three: what’s a movie?

✰ chapter four: every gay for themselves

✰ chapter five: that's not your dick

✰ chapter six: joon’s anime girlfriend

✰ chapter seven:

✰ chapter eight:

more chapters will be added as the series goes on!

𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌

↠ summary: join the ride of seven best friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings.

↠ pairings: taejoon, 2seok, yoonkookmin

↠ genre: crack (honestly 95% of the book), angst, fluff

↠ word count: 853

↠ warnings: jungkook’s a sad bby, jimin thirsting over yoongi, language

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𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝙍𝙀𝙀: 𝙒𝙃𝘼𝙏𝙎 𝘼 𝙈𝙊𝙑𝙄𝙀 [ jimoaning has added jeoncena to the conversation ]

jimoaning

roach

jeoncena 

excuse me?

jeoncena 

i won't hesitate to beat your ass up

jimoaning

okay enough about you, I CAN LITERALLY SEE TINY DICK'S THING UNDERNEATH THOSE SWEATS

jeoncena

we're supposed to be watching a movie

jeoncena

you unholy child

jimoaning

that's not IMPORTANT right now

jimoaning

THAT SHIT IS NOT REAL

jimoaning

I NEED TO SEE IT

jimoaning 

I NEED TO SUCK IT FOR SCIENCE 

jimoaning

SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH 

jeoncena 

can you not thirst over yoongi 

jimoaning

NO

jimoaning

I WANNA EAT THAT UP

jeoncena

just say you're horny and GO

jimoaning

NO

jeoncena 

wtf do you want then

jimoaning

I BET HOMEBOY HAS NO BOXERS ON

jimoaning

I WOULD GLADLY LET HIM GIVE ME STIS

jimoaning 

GLADLY

jeoncena 

you're disgusting 

jeoncena

i don't even think that hoseok's prayer service can help

jimoaning

first of all its a prayer CIRCLE

jimoaning

second of all

jimoaning

I D F C

jimoaning

I ADMIT IT ALRIGHT, I WANT TO SUCK THAT DICK

read 8:53pm

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[ jeoncena has added namjukebox to the conversation ]

jeoncena

namjoon :(((

namjukebox 

yes? aren't we supposed to be watching this movie 

jeoncena

i think that i really like yoongi :((

namjukebox 

bro that was obvious

namjukebox 

what's the problem though?

jeoncena 

:(((

namjukebox 

jungkook..

jeoncena

it's just that i've liked yoongi for so long

jeoncena

but :(((

namjukebox 

but what?

jeoncena 

i think that jimin likes him too

namjukebox 

jimin? what kind of cap—

jeoncena

but i um

jeoncena

i’m supposed to be jimin’s best friend 

namjukebox 

oh...

jeoncena 

IDK WHAT TO DO

jeoncena 

oh god but jimin likes yoongi 

jeoncena 

fuck tuck duck 

namjukebox 

jimin fools around all the damn time

namjukebox 

and YOONGI out of all people?

jeoncena

he just SPAMMED me, thirsting over my future husband :((

namjukebox 

isn't that just jimin?

jeoncena

yes but i think he's serious about wanting to suck yoongi's dick

namjukebox 

and it will probably be a one-time fling

namjukebox 

you're overreacting 

jeoncena

i don't want to fucking share namjoon

jeoncena

if you liked someone

jeoncena

let's say taehyung bc the both of you are GAY

jeoncena 

and then hoseok texted you, talking about how he really wanted to suck taehyung off

jeoncena

but hoseok is your best friend so you can't say anything 

jeoncena 

and you're worried that it may become much more than just one blowjob

namjukebox 

oh

namjukebox 

i'm sorry jungkook 

jeoncena

:((

jeoncena

i hate jimin so much 

jeoncena

why couldn't he find someone else to thirst over

jeoncena

he doesn't even like yoongi 

jeoncena 

he just wants to suck yoongi off

namjukebox 

sounds like jimin 

jeoncena 

i want to hate him

jeoncena

i think i hate him

namjukebox 

:((

jeoncena

and the thing is

jeoncena

jimin gets everything he wants

jeoncena

which means

jeoncena

if he wants yoongi

jeoncena

he’ll get yoongi

jeoncena

i shouldnt feel like this

namjukebox

in all honesty

namjukebox

i dont think u should let jimin take yoongi away from u just bc he likes him too

namjukebox

its like battle of the fittest

jeoncena

its nothing like battle of the fittest

jeoncena

but i see the point you're trying to make

namjukebox

maybe u should just talk to jimin about how you’re feeling?

jeoncena

thats a no from me chief

namjukebox

i think u should

namjukebox

what if jimin only wants a one time thing

namjukebox

you cant keep these feelings bottled up kook

jeoncena 

i know that

jeoncena

i really hate jimin for making me feel like this

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[ temptaetion has added hoesuck to the conversation ]

temptaetion

hobiiii

hoesuck

why are you on your phone

temptaetion

jimin was just on his phone

temptaetion

so were joon and jungkook

hoesuck

have you even paid attention to the movie since it’s started

temptaetion

ew no

hoesuck

you’re the one who chose the movie?

temptaetion

and

hoesuck

u give me a headache

hoesuck

now out of all the people here

hoesuck

why have you chosen to bother me

temptaetion

i have a crush on someone..

hoesuck

you have a crush on someone every week

temptaetion

nO I DONT

hoesuck

oh really?

temptaetion

shut up

temptaetion

but i really like this oneee

hoesuck

is it joon?

temptaetion

now how the fuck-

hoesuck

see my child

hoesuck

what you have failed to recognize

hoesuck

is that you are big gay for Kim Namjoon

temptaetion

can i buy his love with gucci

hoesuck

are u trying to be his boyfriend or his sugar daddy

temptaetion

if being his boyfriend doesn’t work out

temptaetion

being his sugar daddy would be second best

hoesuck

whore

temptaetion

bitch

temptaetion

can u talk to him for me plsss

hoesuck

can you talk to him yourself pls

temptaetion

you LIVE with him

temptaetion

you’re the better choice

hoesuck

but YOU want to be his sugar daddy

hoesuck

shouldn’t you negotiate with each other?

temptaetion

first of all, i want to be his boyfriend

temptaetion

being his sugar daddy is just a liability that comes with the title

temptaetion

second of all, arent you his best friend?

hoesuck

we are all best friends in the eyes of our gay jesus 

temptaetion

i shouldve texted yoongi

𝐏𝐄𝐀𝐂𝐇𝐄𝐒 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌

↠ summary: join the ride of seven best friends as they navigate their way through the stress, love, joy, and adventure that college brings.

↠ pairings: taejoon, 2seok, yoonkookmin

↠ genre: crack (honestly 95% of the book), angst, fluff

↠ word count: 966

↠ warnings: language as always

↠ a/n: so like if you follow this story on wattpad you would see that dahlia tends to update faster than me lol. so if you prefer reading on wattpad, you can click the link in the mastlist lol.

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𝘾𝙃𝘼𝙋𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙁𝙄𝙑𝙀: 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙏'𝙎 𝙉𝙊𝙏 𝙔𝙊𝙐𝙍 𝘿𝙄𝘾𝙆

[ the seven deadly sins ] 

namjukebox 

[1 attachment]

jimoaning

HOLY SHIT WE’RE IN CALCULUS

suckjin

oh god namjoon

suckjin

please tell me that is NOT your dick

namjukebox 

SHIT sorry that was for my anime girlfriend 

jimoaning

since when were we straight

jimoaning

nice dick though 

jeoncena 

JIMIN WTF

temptaetion

joon pls wear sweats next time you’re around me

temptaetion

gray sweats. 

jimoaning

but there are bigger and better things if yk what i mean

namjukebox 

god you're disgusting 

suckjin 

to be fair, you sent a DICK PIC

namjukebox 

but ************** over here has an 

obsession with certain dick

suckjin

OH AHAHA

suckjin

i still can't believe that ************** 

has a ***** on ******

temptaetion 

who has a crush on WHO?

minsugay 

omg who tf has a crush on hoseok

jimoaning

SEOKJIN

suckjin

jimin...its on sight

jimoaning

chill, i'm kidding

jimoaning

you're the only one who 

would look cute with hoseok *

suckjin

jimin i hope you know that your bitchass is 

sitting two desks in front of me

suckjin 

and what your ugly roach-ass doesn't know

is that i WILL NOT HESITATE to leak your little confession

minsugay 

JIMIN HAS A CRUSH ON HOSEOK 

hoesuck 

wait WHAT

jimoaning

MY NAME DOESN'T HAVE 14 LETTERS

hoesuck

EXPOSE HIM JIN

suckjin

you see, i am a LOYAL friend

suckjin 

i could never do that to jimin

hoesuck

for me?? :(

jimoaning

SEOKJIN I SWEAR TO GOD

jimoaning

I WILL REMOVE YOUR ABILITY TO EVER 

HAVE KIDS IF YOU EXPOSE ME

temptaetion 

why is everyone diverting the attention AWAY from namjoon's dick

jeoncena

bc it was for his anime girlfriend 

namjukebox 

it was for everyone :)

temptaetion 

can it be for me? 

namjukebox 

sure

temptaetion

;)

namjukebox

; )

jeoncena

stop fucking flirting

jeoncena

you guys are N A S T Y

suckjin

STOP GLARING AT ME JIMOAN

jimoaning

N O

minsugay 

jimin, we all know that you like hoseok

minsugay 

it's okay

jimoaning

THERE'S BETTER THAN HOSEOK

jimoaning

SHUT UP TINY DICK

suckjin

EXCUSE ME

hoesuck 

WHAT

suckjin

pm me for jimin's confession xoxo

jimoaning

N O 

suckjin

i should probably send it to ****** first 

hoesuck

OMG JIMIN LIKES YOONGI

jimoaning 

NO WTF GOD NO

jimoaning

YOONGI IS DISGUSTING 

jeoncena 

what

minsugay 

WHAT

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[hoesuck has added suckjin to the conversation]

hoesuck

its yoongi isn't it

suckjin

ofc ofc

suckjin

i quote: idk what to do why are we so mean to each other but nice to each other at the same time it makes my heart go BOOM and that's not good because actually it is good but i love this feeling kind of ?? i want yoongi to make fun of me still but i also want to give him a lot of hugs and it is making me SAD 

hoesuck

omg jiminie is adorable 

suckjin

my braincells suffered tyvm

hoesuck 

FUCK HE'S SO CUTE AHH

hoesuck 

THIS FEELS LIKE A FANFICTION 

suckjin

plot twist: it IS a fanfiction

hoesuck

damn...i smell competition 

suckjin

what

hoesuck

isn't it obvious that jungkook wants yoongi too?

suckjin 

OH SHIT THE SPICAYY LOVE TRIANGLE

hoesuck

yoongi ain't even all that TF THEY SEE IN HIM

hoesuck 

sorry, excuse me for my language 

hoesuck

we are all equal in the eyes of our gay jesus

suckjin 

hold up, let's finish this during break

suckjin

i just heard prof. han just say that we're having a fucking test

hoesuck

WHAT

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[ jimoaning has added minsugay to the conversation ]

jimoaning

tiny dick

minsugay 

wtf do you want 

jimoaning

i need to talk about something serious and i think 

that the others will just tell me i'm overreacting 

minsugay 

you're overreacting 

minsugay 

now leave me tf alone

minsugay 

i don't want to help you

jimoaning

yoongi pls :c

minsugay 

i said no

minsugay 

i mean NO

jimoaning

but i really need advice and ur smart

minsugay

fine. what's wrong?

jimoaning

i think that jungkook hates me :cc 

minsugay 

whait what

jimoaning

idk what i did

jimoaning

i even ran to the store last night to 

buy his fucking banana milk

jimoaning

it's a different vibe 

jimoaning

he's oddly snappy towards me as

if i did something but tbh idk what i did

jimoaning

he always leaves me on read too

jimoaning

i wanted to believe that he hated you for like

a few hours because maybe i was in denial and

didn't want to accept the fact that my best friend hates me

jimoaning

i don't want to lose him yoongi :cc

minsugay 

DID YOU TAKE HIS MAN

jimoaning

what ?? no i would never do that

minsugay 

idk jimin

minsugay 

you're my friend so obviously i 

don't know what you could've done

minsugay 

try and talk to him 

jimoaning

aRE YOU CRAZY

jimoaning

WHAT IF I'M WRONG AND THEN I SRSLY MAKE HIM HATE ME

minsugay 

and who cares

minsugay

the world won't stop because jungkook hates you

jimoaning

:c you're right i guess

minsugay 

although we hate each other, you can rely on me if you need advice...i probably won't give you any though

jimoaning

i fucking hate you

minsugay

love you too park 

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[ jimoaning has added namjukebox to the conversation ]

jimoaning

NAMSJEJEIEJEKRNRJRJRJRKR

jimoaning

NAMJOOENEIRJEIRJRJRJRJRR

jimoaning 

NAMEJEJEKEJKEKRNRJEJEJRK

namjukebox

you were so close the second time

jimoaning 

NAMJOON

namjukebox

there ya go

namjukebox

are you ok

jimoaning

wHAT DOES GAY PANIC FEEL LIKE

jimoaning

TELL ME RIGHT NOW

namjukebox

and why are you asking me this

jimoaning

because u go into gay panic like every other day

namjukebox

i-

namjukebox

you’re not wrong 

jimoaning 

SO?!?!??!!?

namjukebox

….so what?

jimoaning 

WHAT DOES GAY PANIC FEEL LIKE

namjukebox

oh right lol

namjukebox

um you’re just panicking 

namjukebox

in gay

jimoaning

YEAH IM SOIMG THAT RIGHT NOW

namjukebox

soming 

jimoaning

ALRIGHT YOU DICK

namjukebox

calm downnnnn

namjukebox

now who has caused this panic

jimoaning

2 words

jimoaning

min fucking yoongi

namjukebox

that was 3 words

AO3 Bangtan Rec List

I decided to put together a list of Bangtan fics I admire. I don't have many, maybe a list up into the twenties, but I hope that you other avid readers will enjoy these works as much as I do. Warning: I'm a big angst fan so PLEASE READ THE TAGS!

Please note that most -- if not all -- of these recommendations are for adult viewing (18+) only!

This list contains jikook, vmin, yoonkook, vminkook, and jihope recs.

JIKOOK / KOOKMIN

first star i see tonight by nimy | explicit, 40k, mentions an eating disorder

a touch of sin (orphaned) | explicit, 102k, shaman jm

in the darkness, your light by Mother of Pearl | mature, 25k, pandemic

the apparition of these faces in the crowd by cartographic | explicit, 28k, face blindness (one of my all-time fav works)

boys just wanna have fun (that's all they really want) by 93779 | mature, 26k

Like Everything Glows by annie_vi | explicit, 180k, merman jm

I Will Follow You Into the Dark by Brewit | explicit, 31k, demon jk

throwing rocks in frozen rivers by busan_brat | explicit, 37k

Damnatio Aeterna by Charmander | explicit, 91k, fwb a/b/o

dare me to by paliampelo | teen, 21k, roommates

Pay the Devil by @ginny-tea | explicit, 28k, rocky relationship

Jingle Hell by carameLIZed_suga | explicit, 30k, chaos at every corner

Park Jimin's Guide to Good Housekeeping by ashlyn17 | explicit, 235k, fae jimin and jungkook, the ending will shock you....

Oh, My Stars! by ashlyn17 | explicit, 181k, space au w/ a hint of magic, jungkook is seven feet tall...

you got that something by paliampelo | teen, 23k, long distance friends turned close. just melts you from the inside out.

the venom in your veins by anoria_bard | explicit, 165k, fantasy, politics and curses and ancient gods!

The Cabinet Maker by rkiveink | explicit, 26k, 1960s South Korea, just a warm story all around.

Request by rkiveink | explicit, 63k, late 1700s, jimin is sick and jungkook is a bit of an oddball witch, surprisingly endearing.

VMIN

we promised the world we'd tame it by nonheather | explicit, 11k, very sad will ruin your life fr

it's time to let go of this endless summer afternoon by afterthedisco | mature, 9k, warning: suicide attempt

just to get a taste by vastlyunknown | explicit, 24k, friends to lovers

my favorite color is you by summerandmazes13 | explicit, 18k, alcoholic jm

something cosmic by mistilteinn | teen, 20k, soulmate au

fly, little bird by mindales | explicit, 40k, hanahaki but with feathers

you get me hot (I'm overheating) by lioslaith | mature, 44k, android th

this pain feels different (it's hard to compute) by lioslaith | mature, 46k, part II of the fic above!

ignite the stars by tendershipping @breathplayed | mature, 122k, star wars au

Lonely Hearts Club by 1995soulmates @1995soulmts | explicit, 76k, i love u cie...

one of my other favorite fics was 'what's on the menu (me & u)' but it looks as if that author has taken it down :( oh well, I'll remember it forever.

YOONKOOK

So Predictable by caildekook | mature, 99k, jk can see the future

the entire lost in the town steeped in twilight series by suisei_honeymoon | various ratings spanning from general to explicit, 35k, supernatural and Korean cultural elements

like real people do by 777335 | teen, 22k, this one is so ㅠㅠ, modern magic

Cuffed by chahans | mature, 44k, idiots to lovers

Fool Me Once by bazooka | teen, 24k, PLEASE read this at least once in your life, stolen blind dates, this is one of the best fics ever written

those nights (when you crave someone to be there at dawn) by bellamees | explicit, 38k, vampire jk

i'm learning how to... by pomegranitemilk @pomegranitemilk | general audiences, 10k, based on greek mythology

and like flowers in his hands, death blooms by bellamees | mature, 6k, get ready to cry

all this longing (that's what the water gave us) by bellamees | teen, 14k, merman jk

and way down we go, down 'til you fall by bellamees | explicit, 17k, serial killer au

honestly, I highly recommend all of bellamees works!

the 9:03AM series by xiajin | ranges from mature to explicit, 46k, bad boy yoongi, murder

JIHOPE

Although this section is only one fic long, I highly recommend Young & Blue by syubology | teen, 5k, a fic so simple yet beautiful that it inspired me to start writing myself.

VMINKOOK

again, this section only has one fic but it kind of ruined my whole life (in a good way). A bit of a darker read but enjoyable for those who dare to dip their toes in.

folie à trois by tendershipping @breathplayed | 78k, hypnotism, circus, detective jungkook on the case! mysterious, dark, feels a little bit like suffocating.

That's it for now! I read tons of other fics but here are the few that really stuck out to me!

Chapters: 4/10 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Min Yoongi | Suga Characters: Jeon Jungkook, Min Yoongi | Suga, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Sejin (BTS), Kim Namjoon | RM, Park Jimin (BTS), Kim Taehyung | V, BLACKPINK Ensemble Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, film school, Film Student Jeon Jungkook, Composer Min Yoongi | Suga, Prostitution, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Gender Issues, Nonbinary Character, Past Rape/Non-con, religious trauma, Foster Care, Self-Harm, Suicidal Thoughts, Suicide Attempt, Depression, Homophobia, Slurs, Drug Use, random other idols I like, Music, Background Relationships, Slow Burn, Min Yoongi | Suga-centric, Alternate Universe - Namjoon can drive, Violence, Platonic Kissing, various other ships - Freeform, it's college everyone's hooking up, Angst, Dissociation Series: Part 1 of All your lights are red but I'm green to go Summary:

Basically, Yoongi is a mess. He knows this. His roommate, Seokjin, knows this. No one else knows this. He’s gotten good at hiding his scars, his depression, his increasingly dangerous substance abuse, and his questionable methods of making a living from his friends, even at times from himself. But somehow, fucking impossibly, he’s unable to hide from the new kid, the wunderkind directing major who’s dealing with the social and academic consequences of his outspoken short film.

putting this back out there now that I'm into part 3 of the series...

Chapters: 10/10 Fandom: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS Rating: Mature Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Jeon Jungkook/Min Yoongi | Suga Characters: Jeon Jungkook, Min Yoongi | Suga, Kim Seokjin | Jin, Kim Sejin (BTS), Kim Namjoon | RM, Park Jimin (BTS), Kim Taehyung | V, BLACKPINK Ensemble Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, film school, Film Student Jeon Jungkook, Composer Min Yoongi | Suga, Prostitution, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Gender Issues, Nonbinary Character, Past Rape/Non-con, religious trauma, Foster Care, Self-Harm, Suicidal Thoughts, Suicide Attempt, Depression, Homophobia, Slurs, Drug Use, random other idols I like, Music, Background Relationships, Slow Burn, Min Yoongi | Suga-centric, Alternate Universe - Namjoon can drive, Violence, Platonic Kissing, various other ships - Freeform, it’s college everyone’s hooking up, Dissociation, Heavy Angst, Sad with a Happy Ending Series: Part 1 of All your lights are red but I’m green to go Summary:

Basically, Yoongi is a mess. He knows this. His roommate, Seokjin, knows this. No one else knows this. He’s gotten good at hiding his scars, his depression, his increasingly dangerous substance abuse, and his questionable methods of making a living from his friends, even at times from himself. But somehow, fucking impossibly, he’s unable to hide from the new kid, the wunderkind directing major who’s dealing with the social and academic consequences of his outspoken short film.

Save Me 구해줘 - Jeon Jungkook/Min Yoongi

Jeongguk, fresh off a suicide attempt, deeply unhappy with his sexuality, and with nowhere left to turn, enters a seemingly benevolent conversion therapy camp. But just under the surface is a culture rife with secrecy, violence, and abuse.

Save Me 구해줘 - Jeon Jungkook/Min Yoongi

Jeongguk, fresh off a suicide attempt, deeply unhappy with his sexuality, and with nowhere left to turn, enters a seemingly benevolent conversion therapy camp. But just under the surface is a culture rife with secrecy, violence, and abuse.

Update! - https://archiveofourown.org/works/42269097/chapters/112763749

Save Me 구해줘 - Jeon Jungkook/Min Yoongi

Jeongguk, fresh off a suicide attempt, deeply unhappy with his sexuality, and with nowhere left to turn, enters a seemingly benevolent conversion therapy camp. But just under the surface is a culture rife with secrecy, violence, and abuse.