Cathy Criminal Case Elvis

cathy criminal case elvis♡

@lonesomeelvis MIKA THIS IS FOR YOU <3

barbie- *stands on toes*

everyone- "omg! how is she doing that?"

people who can do ballet-

oh holy fucking shit why did it have to be gibby

Doing one of these but with my mutuals after seeing this image on my dash today!!

..Y'know he may be the god of war but.. I'm not mad. No, no not at all. :)

@xxgalacticambitionsxx @hatbox-apologist @ghostingyourass79 @kittieshauntedourfantasy @emerald194 @thatonerabbit @comical-icicle

we are never

getting back together

my options on the sdv spouses

bachelors

alex - peaked in high school

elliott - brother eughhhhh (HE GIVES ME THE ICK IDK WHY)

harvey - every time i marry him the daddy issues are hitting stronger than ever (im a lesbian) but he's so bbg

sam - get rid of the bakugo ass hairstyle and then we can talk

sebastian - sam's hair but emo

shane - i can fix him (no really i can) except you can actually fix him

bachelorettes

abigail - she mentions her homework which means i can't stop picturing her as someone in high school so i can't take dating her seriously :(

emily - love her because she's taller than me and i'm looking for a man in finance tall gf

haley - she could run me over with a sixteen wheeler truck and i'd apologise for being in the way of the road

leah - she's such a nice girl but i can never find her so i can never build friendship with her

maru - lowkey forgettable, i'd rather fuck her mother

penny - oh sweetie pie you need a hug and some cake

👏IF👏IT👏WERE👏NOT👏FOR👏SANTANA👏LOPEZ👏WHERE👏WOULD👏WE👏BE👏AS👏A👏CULTURE👏

— 👑 Renee Rapp