Ok But Seriously - Tumblr Posts

i didn’t even realize you are like . someone who creates things that aren’t just weird tumblr posts. i salute you, good sir.

I think the surest evidence that being Tumblr popular has very limited real-world value is that here I am running a Tumblr blog with a six-digit follower count, and 95% of them appear genuinely to have no idea that I write tabletop RPGs professionally, in spite of the fact that some days it's practically all I talk about. They just plain missed it.

currently eating salt and vinegar pringles.

they are bad.

anypony know if theres a 10/10 jaw dropping tear enducing rendition of ebon in the sims 4 im tryna see something

I feel like Adrien just bottles up his emotions and sometimes they slip out when he’s Chat Noir, like...

Hawkmoth: Hand over your Miraculous, or I’ll make your life a living hell!

Ladybug: Yeah, right.

Chat Noir: Joke’s on you, my life’s already a living hell.

Hawkmoth:

Ladybug:

Chat Noir:

Ladybug: Are you all right?

Chat Noir: [whispering] Not really.

Let’s get down to business…

so this is my Kingsman theory:

In the first movie, Harry tells Eggsy that a gentleman’s name should only appear in the newspaper three times: When he’s born, when he marries and when he dies. Now I can’t be the only one who noticed this because in The Secret Service, we have a baby Eggsy and now in The Golden Circle (spoilers ahead) our boy Eggsy gets married at the end. This is why I’m convinced (as much as it pains me to think so) that he is going to die in a third Kingsman movie and that it was meant to be a trilogy all along because Matthew Vaughn is sneaky as hell and likes playing with my feelings god damnit.

26# Ship

Ok, what I’m about to say might be very controversial. Some of y’all might not like it, so I understand. My favorite ship is quite strange, and probably nobody agrees. The other ships are quite nice, but this is my favorite. If you don’t like ships, this is not for you.

Ok, now with that out of the way, I can reveal my favorite ship to everyone. Remember, this is very controversial, and not many like ships.

My favorite ship is…

The Lor Starcutter

I mean, come on! How many times has The Halbert crashed and exploded?

*puts on my nerd glasses* erm... achtually, the first is a pierrot, the other two are jesters🤓☝️

made some clown designs based on the aro, ace and aroace flags!!

every time I see suggestive art or just anything that gets me flustered (both in this occasion) I sing the national anthem.

YOU NEED AMERICA!! /silly /j

Dolly's not well?

I don't know how to answer you.

OMG😳,, STOPP TJISWAS SO SWEET,🥹🥹🫶💘💓💓💞💞💕💕💕 had an arrow go straight thru my heart (for all of these hcs i read yjem all giggling and thrashing wildly in my bed <33)

pls König knock me up ill be the mother to seven of ur children <33

Dad!Cod Scenarios

I had thoughts on these racked up in my brain about CoD characters having kids and what type of parents they'd be in a scenario or drabble manner.

Tag list: @puff0o0, @simp4konig, @blingblong55, @azereus, @rustic-guitar-notes, @shadofireshinobi, @icarustypicalfall, @anonymuslydumb, @skeletalgoats, @icarustypicalfall, @ghosts-cyphera . Did I tag almost everyone I know here? Yes, yes I did 😭

Characters Included: John Price, Simon "Ghost" Riley, John "Soap" MacTavish, Kyle "Gaz" Garrick, Alejandro Vargas, Rodolfo "Rudy" Parra, König, Kim "Horangi" Hong-jin, Gary "Roach" Sanderson.

(Implied?? Wife!Reader, Parent!Reader. Not really specified, so gender neutral!Reader)

❥ Dad!John Price is the type of dad who'd fondly tell your kids about how you met, tell them stories about his time in the army, his experiences with their uncles and aunts from 141. Enjoying how their little faces express something great, admiring how cool their dad was for being so brave to constantly and willingly put his life on the line in the means of saving people. They tried telling him that they want to follow in his footsteps but that is a big no no. The last thing he wants is them willingly throwing themselves in danger and the risk was far too much.

❥ Dad!Johnny MacTavish is the type of dad to make his kids laugh by blowing raspberries on whatever body part his kids are ticklish on, he enjoys hearing their laughter and giggles. Definitely is the man who grew up with quite a big family so he'd love to have a full house if you were up to having it with him. He's such a family man to the bone, knows how things work around and mostly knows what to say and do when it comes to the kids.

❥ Dad!Kyle Garrick is the type of dad to dance with his kids, letting them have their little feet on top of his, letting them pick the music and guiding the little one. Having them smile and look up at him, his little one thinking it was just the best thing in the world to spend quality time with their dad. Swaying them around while they call him giggling, letting out squeals after he spins them. (I NEED GIRL DAD!GAZ 🥺😭)

❥ Dad!Simon Riley is the type of dad who absolutely HATES it when his kids cry, always doing his best to console them, depending on what made them upset. Being the one to patch them up when it's because of a "boo-boo", god forbid it's because of another person, he'd either make that kid piss themselves or that adult will NEVER see the light of day again. Because of that, the little one always finds themselves looking for their dad's comfort.

❥ Dad!Gary Sanderson who is the type of dad who finds so many ways to make his kid feel appreciated, whether that'd be through letting them help out and make them feel needed, thanking them and returning the favor for handmade gifts on days like Father's day or Valentine's day. The little one is always so eagerly awaiting for their dad to come home, knowing he'd be bearing so meaningful gift that goes in the memory box.

❥ Dad!Alejandro Vargas who is the type of dad who's strict but also not at the same time. Safe to say he did not have fun when Soap taught his kid to curse in Spanish when he first met the kid, that was probably Alejandro's fault for teaching Soap Spanish curses anyway. That kid is going to be loved I tell you, Alejandro has taken them to work just so they can see what he does and safe to say they loved being around everyone that Alejandro works with. (More likely that they still do this together however Alejandro is VERY strict since it's dangerous for the kid to even be out there)

❥ Dad!Rodolfo Parra who is the type of dad whose domestic, he has many memorabilias and scrapbooks of his kid's milestones, even kept the teeth that fell out. Always finding ways to spend time with the kids, whether it'd be through something as simple but meaningful as teaching them Spanish or taking them out to eat. His kids love and adore him, finding that the best time they spend with him is when he lets them talk about their day, listening in and validating their thoughts.

❥ Dad!König who is the type of dad who finds himself absolutely terrified that he's responsible for such a tiny thing. He's extremely protective of them, seeing his little kid whimper and point at something that caused them pain (even if it was by their own accord), König finds himself comforting the little one by soothing their crying and kicking whatever inanimate object it was just to make them feel better. He already hurt himself once or twice doing that and it did make his kid laugh, anything that makes them happy right?

❥ Dad!Kim Hong-Jin who is the type of dad whose a bit irresponsible at times, he tends to roughhouse with his kid a lot. There's definitely a lot of physical and playful activities with him in the means of spending time. He doesn't mean anything by it, just quality time, his kid is one of the reasons behind him stopping his gambling addiction. He wanted to set an example for them. The last thing he wants is for his kid to remember him by something negative so he does his best to spend time with them a lot despite him getting deployed.

Sidenote: I wrote this at 1 am and it was fun but my eyes hurt now, I have plans to go out tomorrow with a friend. Now regarding your guys' requests, ISTG I'm not ignoring you guys, I'm just not in the right headspace to write them except for a few I'm currently working on.

Hi just wanted to mention I hate this with every fibre of my being

Ok bye

VERY VERY VERRRY EVIL WAYS TO BE MEAN TO YOUR LEE >:3 SFW ONLY.

1) When the lee is ready to play chase with you, let them run. You, aka the ler, DON'T chase them. Instead, stay behind. Start prepping cup noodles. Soon enough, a very flustered lee will reappear in front of you, all shy and blushy and cute. Ask them "why'd you come back cutie?" "weren't you escaping?" "awww surrender already?" and watch em become a cute stuttering mess.

2) Instead of tickling the lee on your own, ASK the lee where you should tickle them. The ler has to be in the position to tickle the lee, but not actually tickle them Make them specify, with proper precession. Make them tell you where to tickle, and how to tickle. Make them tell you why they should tickle you there, and watch them become redder than a tomato as they just combust.

3) Similar as the second one, but if you wanna be really mean, then make the lee take your hand and direct it towards the spot they want tickled. I can't even describe the way the lee would be feeling, as they slowly take your hand(s) in the weakest grip possible and even slooowly direct it towards the spot they really want tickled.

4) Make them say they love it. Make them say they want you to keep tickling them. Make them talk. Make them be vocal about it. Oh, it does not count if they stutter, and the ler may *not* hear them a couple times ^・ω・^

Annnd thats it! Make sure to thoroughly tickle your lee, give them lots of pat pats and cuddles and fluffy blankets and hoodies and anime merch- you get the point. Aftercare. Give them the (now overcooked) cup noodles. Hugs. More tickles. Hugs. Even more tickles!!

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"maybe you'll feel it, too" -best friends to lovers prompts

a prompt list by @novelbear ᵔᴥᵔ

lingering hugs and stares

"you know i'm always going to be there for you, right? always."

compliments that are borderline (sometimes just blatant) flirting but they cover it up as just being a really supportive friend

^ "you sure this looks fine?" "trust me, you look fine as hell..."

being overly protective of the other (especially when it comes to relationships)

showing displays of affection that might seem questionable to others around them (ex. kissing each other on the cheek/ hands)

hand placement when hugging or guiding them also being a little more on the questionable side

"i'm always thinking about you."

being unable to tear their eyes off of them, especially when watching them excel at something they're best at

sharing clothes

"why are you looking at me like that?"

unconsciously including them in conversation when they're not even around

"there's no one else that makes me laugh the way you do."

noticing them blushing coincidentally after making a comment. but they can't be blushing because of what they said. they wouldn't. would they? no, of course not...right?

holding hands and neither of them knowing when (or wanting to) let go

when that realization hits that they really wouldn't rather spend their time with anyone else the way they do with their "best friend"

rambling on and on and on and wait are they looking at my eyes or my lips?

"if we were dating i'd take you to all the best places.." "what's stopping you?" "excuse me."

"can i kiss you?" "you have no idea how long i've waited to hear you ask that."

the relief that washes over both of them when the feelings are finally out there

"why didn't you tell me?" "the same reason you didn't tell me. i didn't want to lose you."

oh good lord this is actually heartbreaking

For the Zombie Apocalypse AU, maybe Grant and Shawn encountering zombified coworkers?

Ooooooooh! Yes. Mwahahahaha. 😆😆

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Out of anyone they had to run into. Why did it have to be Sammy? Shawn and Grant were looking for supplies in an abandoned convenience store. Only trying to grab things like water, food, anything else that could be useful. When they stumbled upon Sammy. Well.. Sammy’s corpse. Why was he there? They had no idea. All that mattered was that he was, and they needed to get out before he spotted them.

They could hear his moaning from the other side of the small store. The two men hiding behind the counter where the cash register was. Grant almost screamed when he saw their former friend. Shawn had to cover his mouth with his hand to stop him. His other hand clutching his shotgun.

Making noise was a risk. From what the two men had observed, the infected seemed to have terrible eyesight. Although they made up for that with enhanced hearing. In order to get out of this building safely, Shawn and Grant needed to make a little noise as possible.

Sammy Lawrence shuffled around between the aisles. His clothes and face covered in blood. Most-likely having fed before coming in here. The rest of his appearance just as unsightly. Pale, almost blue skin. Veins visible and dark. Covering his body, stopping at his face. Glowing yellow eyes dripping with black blood. It hurt to see a friend reduced to something like this.. but there was nothing to be done for him.

“W-We can’t l-leave him like that..” Grant whispered after Shawn removes his habd, trying desperately not to cry. He wanted to so badly. It just wasn’t fair. Why did this have to happen?

“We don’t have a choice.. I’m sorry. Right now we have to focus on escaping..” Shawn patted his friend’s shoulder. It was the only thing he could do to comfort him at the moment.

Thankfully Sammy didn’t hear their conversation. He was preoccupied with one of the little toys in the store. He accidentally stepped on a squeaky toy. The sound attracting his attention. Looking around wildly. Letting out a confused gurgle. Not realizing it had come from something he stepped on, he started searching around for the noise.

It was at this moment that Shawn had an idea.

“Grant.. I’m going to throw something to the end of the room. The sound should grab his attention. Then we need to get out of here quick.. I’ll go on three.” There was a ring of keys on the counter that someone must’ve left there during the chaos of the outbreak. He grabbed them.

“O-Okay.. please be careful.” Grant said in a small worried voice. He sat close to Shawn as he got ready to launch the keys to the other side of the room.

“One.”

Sammy was still prowling the aisles.

“Two.”

He paused at the chocolate candy section. It almost looked like he was trying to read something.

“Three.”

With one swift movement the keys flung to the back of the room. Scattering to the ground loudly. Earning an alerted growl from Sammy. Accidentally knocking over a few things for sale in the process of pursuing the sound.

‘Thank god..’ The two men silently thought as they crept out from the behind the counter and towards the door. Finally getting out of the store. Leaving Sammy’s undead corpse behind.

Hopefully they wouldn’t encounter anymore zombies on the way home.

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That was fun! Wow I’m tired though. It’s 1:17 AM. But doing a prompt was worth it! Sorry if it’s not very good though lol, I’m just very tired, but I had a lot of fun! I really hope you liked it! 😄😄

I hope I can do more prompts tomorrow! 😄😄

Ok here's a story: I was practicing with bots a time ago as a sniper. You know, to get better at aiming.

I was aiming at the blue soldier and with the corner of my eye I notice that someone is breathing on my neck. Literally. I look to the side and it was medic fucking staring into my soul. The funny part is that it was a dumb spy bot that just couldn't get to my back to backstab.

It looked somewhat like this:

Spy: *breathing in my ear* hey australian bb girl do you need a husband? I know how to heal ppl.

My sincere reaction:

In conclusion: playing with bots is other level of TF2 gaming experience.

La Dolce Vita Mind Wave Frog Stickers

optimus with ticklish little finials grghrhghrhhghhhr.....

AAAAA YESYESYES!!

CANON and you can’t convince me otherwise (*^^*)

‧₊˚ Random Tword Thot ‧₊˚. ✧

Sooo I rewatched the Alien movies this weekend to get myself hyped for the new Alien: Romulus movie, annnnd while watching the spooky space chaos…hhHHH the canon event of yoinking another fandom into my fluffy tk trash brain has BEGUN! ｡ﾟ(ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡

IMAGINE THIS!! Facehuggers with teasy claws and feathery tails that glomp you and tickle you silly, refusing to let go until they’ve had their fill.

Chestbursters and that wiener snake thing from Prometheus that slips through your clothing and tk attacks your skin until you’re on the ground in hysterics. Super slippery, hard to remove from clothing because they’re cheeky little sh!ts.

And finally, Xenomorphs but they’re actually just big playful tickle monsters that love to pin you down and tickle you all over with their claws and feathery tail until you're tired out, and then snuggle you for a nice cuddly nap afterwards. (づ｡◕‿‿◕｡)づ

…right? Yeah? Anybody with me? (*^^*)

Stay tuned cuz Imma make an AU on it anyway! (⁠ ⁠ꈍ⁠ᴗ⁠ꈍ⁠)✨

barbie- *stands on toes*

everyone- "omg! how is she doing that?"

people who can do ballet-

HIM AND SPINNER OMG

He uses 4chan and reddit 😭

I like to think about the impact that being isolated as a teen had on Shigaraki as a person.

I don’t mean angst, not understanding his own feelings or awkward social life. I mean that he definitely has gotten most of his non-hero related facts about society and people from the internet.

imagine; Shigaraki genuinely not understanding the concept of gender or sexuality because he’s only ever seen it discussed in reddit debates. He is baffled when he meets Magne but accepting. That night he searches “how to support trans employee professional easy”

Shigaraki asking Quora, “Why is my father so insistent on me making friends? It makes me uncomfortable. I don’t like people.” And having 20 moms in his replies telling him to get out of his room and join clubs

Shigaraki not knowing basic things about women (seeing as he was not raised around any) and awkwardly googling the phrase “PMS-ing” when Toga complains about cramping, expecting it to be teenage slang and instead going down the rabbit hole of the horrific experience of periods

Shigaraki not knowing why Sako is bowing his head toward Kurogiri and saying “itadakimasu” every time he eats with the League and wondering if the magician is trying to usurp his spot as Kurogiri’s favorite via boot licking

Shigaraki taking a “Do you have autism” quiz on Quotev and expressing his concerns to Kurogiri at 2 am when he scores 100% (he doesn’t know what autism even is)

Overall, I think people don’t take advantage of how funny it could be to interact with the ultimate antisocial dweeb Shigaraki who has a total of zero normal experiences