Fanfic Ask!

😜 🤡✏️ fanfic ask!

😜 Describe a current WIP without using character names. (Points if your followers guess who the fic is for.)

Just one scene - At a party where neither are drinking, CharA makes an effort to cook, but CharB takes over and CharA flirts with them and both have a nice time.

🤡 What’s the dumbest thing you’ve written?

I mean, Richard drawing on Flake's butt was pretty dumb :D

✏️ What is your fave fic from another writer?

We're going to be here all day if I have to pick just one, but a few lesser-known favorites are last of the gang to bleed out, My Girl., and Switch and Swap.

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During a concert, Till pulled a sausage out of his pants from their previous dinner and Ollie put it in his mouth. Flake felt disturbed as he couldn’t tell that it was just a Bockwurst and looked away. Till was so excited that he smashed a light hanging right in front of his face.

Flake's podcast - Essen (Food)

published 2021-12-15

radioeins.de

FLAKE. Des Tastenfickers Podcast.

Flake ist der „Tastenficker“ von Rammstein und Autor von Bestellern. Seine Kenntnis ungewöhnlicher Musiktitel ist grenzenlos; seine Themen u

Flake loves to eat, and he also loves to talk, his wife told him "Don't talk with your mouth full" and that's why he skipped his idea of opening this show while eating (good boy Flake...but we already knew that 😊)

Small Till mention at abt 0:19 when Czech singer Karl Gott (lastname translates into english as 'God') phoned the band, Till answered and said to the others "Shut up, God is calling", Flake answered "Okay, you talk to God a bit, let's hear what he has to say" (this qualifies as a "dad-joke"...right?). Here's a pic of Mr. Gott with the band:

0h35 "Du bist was du isst" (You are what you eat)...ofcourse, a podcast about food wouldn't complete without Rammstein's 'Mein Teil' 🍽

1h01: Flake mentioned in Feeling B times he used to smoke on stage, but that's pretty inconvenient, especially as a keyboardplayer. He doesn't smoke anymore on stage, but he does occassionally take something to eat with him, a little snackpack, or some chocolate. But nobody should know, because no one wants a rock musician to be eating on stage... (we're not going to tell on him then.. 🍫)

At 1h18.30 mentions he knows this guy, won't mention any names, but it's a singer of a famous band, who if you ask him after eating "Did it taste good?" answers "Well, it was enough", some people appreciate the quantity, especially when it's a lot. Too bad he doesn't mention any names, isn't it....but what does he play right after that quote? 'Mehr' (More) by Rammstein, which starts with Till saying "Ich brauche vieles, und viel davon" (I need a lot, and a lot of it) 🤔 Are you thinking what i'm thinking? 😊

And while we are speculating: at 1h28 the talk turns to windsurfers and how supposedly they are really relaxed people, but in Flake's experience they are all but, either they are worrying that there is no wind, or when there is wind, they are worrying about having the wrong sail, wind is too hard etc. Flake can confirm that surfers are not relaxed. And here i'm thinking, who does Flaks know (that we know) that are avid surfers? Paul and Olli.... the most relaxed of the whole of Rammstein... (well, okay, maybe that's not a good comparison 😁).

All in all Flake loves to eat, and from every concert they did, he knows what he ate there 🍞🥞 his biggest weakness is cake, but there is no food he doesn't like 🍗🥗

More of my ramblings on Flake's podcast ramblings

Let me see if I can not mess this up... I have an important addition...

CHRISTIAN LORENZ is amazing!

Flake’s hands in that first one!

Rammstein - Nürnberg, Germany, 11.05.2001

FUUUUUUU I thought Gaze was as hot as it could possibly be, but I see now that I was wrong

Ok, so: fanfic ask game! 😂, 😜, 🗑, 💡, ❓ and 💕 *excited puppy mode*

Aaaah thanks for all these emojis! :D

😂 What’s the funniest comment someone has left on a fic of yours?

Aaah I don't know, all the comments I get are amazing and fill me with joy and make me cackle like an idiot :D. In one of your comments on Gaze though at some point you said "*gremlin voice* I am pleased" and it really cracked me up - I think about it often and sometimes I say it IRL :D

😜 Describe a current WIP without using character names. (Points if your followers guess who the fic is for.)

I described one already so let me think of another... OK, I'm cheating, but have a censored version of an actual line of the fic: "Xxxxx is unhinged and gives good head so they meet again." (I think I'll finish this one, I mapped out most of it already, but it's quite decadent and I'm actually slightly embarrassed by the whole thing, so XD)

🗑 What is one fic idea that you loved at first but then scrapped?

I never really scrap anything for good, but some ideas end up in the purgatory usually because I'm too lazy to carry them through. One of these is a Rammstein 6-some O:)

💡 What’s the weirdest thing you’ve been inspired by? I'm inspired by anything and everything, books and movies and paintings and conversations and so on. Nothing really weird I think, but maybe unlikely. Sometimes it's very serious essays. Sometimes it's vintage lesbian smut. And sometimes it's just a very specific strap-on harness :D

❓Write an alternate summary for a published fic without using names. (Points if your followers can guess the fic.)

A story about tiredness, cosmic alignments, and what friendship can mean.

💕 What is the WIP that you are most excited about?

I answered this one already too, so this time I'll say the one from your previous question. I also have this old Tillchard project that is pretty trashy/decadent too, I should go back to it, it's fun and easy to write...