Oh Yeah, Totally.

Oh yeah, totally.

Especially because Candice herself said the "ship" was never intented to be romantic, but after their first interaction in 3x11 the fans got crazy over them so the writers started feeding them with this crazy ass couple that wasn't even a couple in the first time.

Aka = klaroline has been fanservice from the beginning lmao, every other Klaus ship is a thousand times better. Even that hookup with Genevieve or his crush on Tatia had more impact to the plot than klaroline did.

And I don't see that chemistry the fans claim they have. Caroline looks uncomfortable 85% of their interactions, and Klaus literally snaps to her whenever she proves she isn't the weird image he created in his mind.

He always wanted her for sex, he never bothered to check on her for a reason after their weird fuck on the woods and don't bring up Pl*c saying that "Caroline was a big relationship for Klaus and continues to linger in his heart and in his brain" or any of her corny "canon" quotes about Klaroline because she also said in Twitter that Damon never rapped Caroline, which is clearly bullshit.

Y'all only bring in that racist bitch when it's convenient 🤡

But either way, they're so fucking weird and I won't get into that Legacies au where they're married because they literally brought out the worse in each other, proving that your ship is as toxic and pathetic as we claim it to be.

And he hadn't even meet Hayley or Cami in that universe, aka really important women in his life that made a significant change on him that don't involve having sex with him against a tree, so yeah.

Klaroline is centered entirely around Tyler

I feel like a lot the people who hate klaroline (as they should) really don't understand the foundation of the ship which is why it's labeled as something that doesn't make sense/random, and the reason for that is the Tyler of it all.

Like of course when delusional shippers or anyone really think Klaus was actually in love with Caroline or even liked her in the first place at least initially it's easy then to label it at something that doesn't narratively make sense because it's not explained why he took interest in her , but the thing is the writers knew that which is why we have only like two to three semi subtle cues explaining the basis of the ship but it's unfortunately buried under a tons of fan service especially within the huge fan base

So basically klaroline's first interaction that sparked that cursed ship is 3x11, it's right after Tyler is first seen standing up to Klaus and showing clear rebellion against Klaus enslaving him that he first orders him the bite his girlfriend before showing up at her house etc, all that he knows about her is that she's a random "pretty" teenager which is why he's for no reason on a mission to woo her with all sorts of gifts, since basically he doesn't know shit About her, he's never shown to be physically attracted to her despite seeing her around before and only gave two fucks about her when he wanted to put Tyler in his place, then you have him almost murder her again in season 4 to "teach Tyler a lesson the hard way" and these are his words, like my guy was willing to kill her if it meant humbling Tyler💀 he Brags about how he hurt Tyler to Elijah by "sleeping with his girl", he tells Caroline he couldn't stop thinking about her but the moment they finally fuck he dips lmao??

Even throughout the whole thing Klaus is like "Tyler isn't enough for you, you want to see the world instead bla bla" because he doesn't know her or even actually cared to know her beyond what he sought from her which is literally just to put Tyler in his place and he thrived on the chase, the fact that he failed to get the teenage girl to give in , he was willing to murder her to get back at Tyler, he attempted to sexually assault her and left happy after he finally slept with her

But of course the shippers see the hot villain gift horse paintings to this random ass teenager and they go "he's so in love with her😍"

This whole rant is basically because I'm tired of Klaus's feelings for Caroline being painted as "love" among both fans and antis , I get that he at best might have developed more of a soft spot for her but that was all it was tbh , they have no moments showing actual love/no moments of Klaus taking the time of day to consider her feelings nor does he go out of his way to do anything for her, Caroline was simply a prize to be won out of his grievances with her boyfriend, if Tyler was dating any other pretty girl Klaus would've went after her for the simple fact she's Tyler's gf and he felt the need to humble him

Kinda hypocrite that Klaus constantly complains about Mikael treating him different than his other children because he is not his blood and yet, he treats Marcel, his adopted kid and the one he actually chose, a ten times worse than the way he treats his precious biological daughter

I haven't re-watch The Originals in a hot minute, when did he say that? (I would also like to know the quote if you remember it, not because I don't believe you but because I honestly wanna know what he said)

Kinda hypocrite that Klaus constantly complains about Mikael treating him different than his other children because he is not his blood and yet, he treats Marcel, his adopted kid and the one he actually chose, a ten times worse than the way he treats his precious biological daughter

Hi I’ve always had this question about shifting but whenever I’ve asked people irl they’ve just blanked me?? Anyway, I was wondering as people believe that you mentally shift your soul/consciousness to a parallel universe into that universe’s equivalent of you, where does the consciousness of your equivalent go? Is it in your body while you shift? (I don’t think it is as most people say that their real bodies just appear asleep). Does it just disappear/die or something? If so, what happens to your parallel self’s body when you stop shifting and it no longer has a soul to guide it? I imagine that would be dangerous if someone shifted to a dangerous and then stopped shifting while the other body was in danger. I’ve been curious about this for years. (Also sorry if my language to describe some of it offends you, I’ve never interacted with the community and I personally don’t believe it’s possible but you do you I’m here to learn not to judge <3)

Hey! Nw, you're actually one of the few people non believers of shifting who don't inmediately start calling me/the community delusional.

Now, I personally still haven't shifted yet I completely understand why some people don't believe in it, but here is my personal opinion and what I've leaned in the community: the consciousness doesn't go anywhere, because it's you and you're just making yourself aware of that reality. I know it sounds confusing, because if someone shifted to be us we would probably know it, but the whole concept is weird and shifting kinda works like religion or God: there's no proof that exists, other than your word or experiences of others. And we know really little about human mind.

Nothing bad happens to your body while you're shifting, because you just shift your consciousness, not any physical form. It's not something like astral projection, where you would feel if someone tried to enter your body or something like it.

This probably looks like a mess, but in other words: shifting is a quantum jump (mainly, there is no confirmation but it's what I personally believe), where you shift only your consciousness, nothing physical, to another reality. You don't need a "script" for doing so, it’s just a guide and something people use for lore reassurance.

I hope I cleared your doubt, tho I seriously doubt it. I barely know how to explain myself in Spanish, my own language, so let alone English (please kill me.)

Honestly, scripting the Mikaelson into my fame dr because I wanna date Klaus but not be involved in his toxic family bullshit is so slay of me. Especially because I made sure to script they're more famous than the Kardashian 🤭