hyperactivewhore - nik's wife
hyperactivewhore
nik's wife

she/her. xvii. i'll bark for a mikaelson. shifter. just a spanish girl who loves talking shit about her favorite characters.

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hyperactivewhore
7 months ago

what is ur favorite klamille moment

mine is "i wouldve found you" or their s3 gym breakup scene it was painful but my roman empire

i also like 3x2 where hes all smug because shes in his house after yelling at him

Their gym breakup (3x15) is definitely my favorite klamille moment too, along with the end scene of 3x10, where they slept together for the first time.

I just love how gutted Klaus looks as Cami says her feelings for him aren't the same anymore because she died. It was obviously a lie, but Klaus probably believed it anyway, and it certainly looked like it. He was trying to convince her so hard he only loved her and did not care for what Aurora had done to her and their relationship, because nothing could ever change the way he felt about her, only for Cami to turn around, break his heart and leave him moody for the rest of the season.

The way Klaus teared up and looked genuinely ready to burst into tears unless he got as far away from her because she had that kind of power over hits different when we remember who Klaus is, and that makes it even more bittersweet. And the fact he came back to tell her he would always come back for her, no matter what, speaks wonders about how deeply he felt for her. I'm so mad they deleted that scene, they knew giving us too much klamille would make it impossible to root for any other ship concerning both characters.

The end scene of 3x10 is chef's kiss. It's just so alluring, and no one will convince me they didn't have sex because it's just so obvious they did. We all know vampires see blood sharing as the biggest kind of intimacy, heightened by sex, and Cami was telling Klaus about how her first time tasting human blood felt, making it clear it felt more than good. He looks entranced by her, a look that only enhances when she pulls him into her space in a way less than platonic.

Then, because of the next episode, we know she stayed the night, his bed is a mess, there's a blood bag on it and apparently, and as Elijah said, "Klaus impulsively handed her a daylight ring". Hayley says she saw her leaving around sunrise from her balcony too, which just makes it all the more obvious.

I love 3x02 as well. She yelled at him, appeared in his house at night out of nowhere, and all he could do was smile at her like a lovesick fool because she was no longer angry at him. They were the cutest, and Klaus was so obviously wrapped around her finger.


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hyperactivewhore
7 months ago
hyperactivewhore
7 months ago

“would you take a bullet for me?”

i literally shifted realities to be with you ! hope this helps !


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7 months ago

Elijah back when the suit was first invented: this is going to be my entire personality for the rest of my life


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hyperactivewhore
7 months ago

Gay and bi people: who was your first fictional same-gender crush?

Mine was Velma from Scooby-Doo.


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hyperactivewhore
7 months ago

Me having an awful day with the knowledge that days are only going to get worse for the foreseeable future: :(

This screenshot of Varric in the Lighthouse:

Me Having An Awful Day With The Knowledge That Days Are Only Going To Get Worse For The Foreseeable Future:

Me: If Varric can make it so can I :)


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7 months ago
Solitude, The Seat Of The High King Of Skyrim And The Capital Of Haafingar Hold, Has Always Welcomed
Solitude, The Seat Of The High King Of Skyrim And The Capital Of Haafingar Hold, Has Always Welcomed

Solitude, the seat of the High King of Skyrim and the capital of Haafingar hold, has always welcomed the Empire with open arms. Much of the hold is rocky and mountainous with soaring snowy mountains surrounding the north and west of Solitude. However, the lower-lying areas including Dragon Bridge are mostly comprised of forests and hills.

prints and patreon: x more from this series


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7 months ago
Both Were Filled At The Same Time With The Same Water, Only One Had Oysters.

Both were filled at the same time with the same water, only one had oysters.

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hyperactivewhore - nik's wife
hyperactivewhore
7 months ago
hyperactivewhore - nik's wife
hyperactivewhore
7 months ago

Cami and klamille antis are just impossible to take seriously because they never have an actual reason as to why they hate her and her relationship with Klaus outside shipping him with someone else.


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hyperactivewhore
7 months ago

Elijah Mikaelson is canonically into spanking?

[To Celeste]

“Perhaps a spanking of some kind is in order. I think I shall need some rehearsal. Come.”


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hyperactivewhore
7 months ago

Rip Camille O'Connell and Caroline Forbes. You two would hate to know you're put against each other over a narcissistic white man who abused you both and nearly raped one.

I can't believe in the year 2024 people are still putting them against each other to see which relationship was better - when, if anything, both girls deserved so much better than the cancer Klaus Mikaelson is.


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7 months ago
hyperactivewhore - nik's wife
hyperactivewhore
7 months ago
hyperactivewhore - nik's wife
hyperactivewhore
7 months ago

I wish follower miraak was canon so i could hear what he has to say about places in skyrim and also his opinions on the other dragon priests you can find


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hyperactivewhore
7 months ago

It’s funny how kcers mock forwood by saying they were just about sex when kcs peak was them in the mud with the bugs

and then they mock klamille by saying they had no sex

when in fact several sex scenes were deleted of them to show they weren’t just about that

No, because literally. You expect me to believe a character like Caroline, who basically wants a princess life and is a control freak, would ever enjoy having sex in the woods? At day, where anyone can see them? Where there are bugs, dirt, and who knows what else? Honestly, the Caroline I know would hate getting her clothes ripped off, and I don't even like the girl. And he doesn't even bother giving her his own jacket.

Don't even make me start with klamille. Despite from the obvious fact they did have sex in 3x10, their relationship was deeper than some elegant tryst in the woods, but apparently sex is the biggest declaration of love when it comes to Klaus - let me laugh.

Forwood and klamille were so much deeper than klaroline. Caroline called Tyler the love of her life, twice, and with the timing of everything happening, it looks like she slept with Klaus out of spite, which says everything about how significant they were to her. Clearly, one was so much more important to her.


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