I Have Been Imagining A Dungeon Meshi X One Piece Au Where Laios Tries To Eat The Gorosei And The Groups

I have been imagining a dungeon meshi x one piece au where laios tries to eat the gorosei and the groups like " DUDE NO " but senshi caves and one of the gorosei wake up in their monster(?) Form and see senshi cutting off slabs of meat from them but they regenerate instantly and are too groggy to care and go back to sleep.

Senshi makes a broth with Nusjuros bones and gets some leftover slime noodles and eggs and takes some of warcurys flesh and makes Ramen. Marcus' flesh gets fried, Peter's scales are used to cook his flesh [like a pan, because they're so thick] Senshi experiments with Saturn's and Laios eats a raw slice and gets sick [Saturn's flesh makes you sick if it's raw, you have to cook the poison out] but otherwise it's delicious. Saturn's is more tender but Warcurys is more tough like WAY more tough but is a pot juicier, Peter's flesh tastes like a snakes and is a little bit slimy? The slime makes for great lotion, but Marcille REFUSES to eat it because " HES A WORMMMM. " Nusjuro's bone marrow is served separate but is also put into the Ramen. Saturns is seared like a steak and Peter's gets put on some rice. They're infinite food machines. God dammit I wish I could eat some I'm so hungry

dressup

*hits u with the seraphim beam*

sasaki my love

I wanna go blellglgbbrllgkgk into his stomach

I would immediately evaporate on command absolutely fucking not

holy sh-

Callie

when the gorosei r hungry but you're too busy being silly to lend them ur flesh

I love Callie my favorite oc