Does Anyone Else Have An Extreme Compulsion To Share Useless Trivia You Find Interesting? Like, Your

Does anyone else have an extreme compulsion to share useless trivia you find interesting? Like, your brain refuses to wait until you're off the toilet, and you start yelling facts about Beelzebufo ampinga, the extinct 10lb frog, through the bathroom door at your family.

if i walk into someone’s house and they have like 50 plants i already know they’re a keeper

they already take care of a bunch of useless fucks what’s one more

just putting this out there:

do men realize how much power they give women when they ask for a blow job? i mean honey your dick is in her mouth treat her with respect or get castrated, bitch.

Hi! This is your reminder that, as you're looking for Halloween costumes this year, please don't dress up as a "Native American" or "Indian Princess" or whatever other gross stereotype it says on the packaging.

Indigenous People aren't a costume. We aren't a joke. We aren't there for you to make a "sexy" version of or to slap a felt "headdress" on and make mocking war noises. It's rude and offensive and you don't need to perpetuate the harmful views against us.

There are many ways to have fun with dressing up, and hurting others shouldn't be one of them!

any room can be a panic room if you just give me a fucking second

my dear followers

i, your lovely and benevolent shitposter, am bored.

i have work.

i do not want to do that work.

please talk to me and/or ask weirdass questions

please