unfortunately and to the distress of many, i exist / whatever tf goes through my head goes onto this blog follow at your own risk
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me, watching from your window, taking notes on my clipboard: fascinating
in my room like a mad scientist in a lab, trying to synthesize hyperfocus by combining various sounds, textures, flavors, and temperatures in ways no one has ever tried before
The Choctaw-Irish Brotherhood(via)
do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.
Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship
“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
how do i know i exist?
simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not
Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship
“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.
Make Me Write Stuff
After a couple months of well-intentionedly planning to write and Not doing it, I have decided to try the nuclear option.
✨For every note this post gets, I will write 1 word on my WIP. ✨
(I will be disregarding comments for the purposes of note counting. Spamming is too easy that way.)
But there's a catch:
Every week on Sunday, at 10pm EST, I will subtract the week's word count from the week's notes, and if there is any overflow on the side of the notes, I will post excerpts equaling that number of words (from past writing and/or material written that week).
That's all, bring it on
i’m telling you guys, molotov cocktails really work. any time i have a problem, i throw a molotov, and boom! right away i have a different problem
godspeed my good sir
i have a 6 page paper due in 24 hours. i have currently written 0 pages. tell me why the only thing i wanna do right now is hop on AO3 and read fanfic
fuck it
heres a google doc editable by anyone. if it catches on, we can do this twitch plays pokemon style. lets go
“nice shoes” “thanks they are Goncharov” is 2022′s “i like your shoelaces” “i stole them from the president”
me: wow i wonder what will happen if i set this thing on fire
me: *sets the thing on fire*
thing: *is on fire*
me: incredible
omg it’s mr Gates
how do i know i exist?
simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not
how do i know i exist?
simple, if i was a simulation my actions would be governed with a modicum of common sense and logic and let me tell you friend they are Not
wait till you hear about the rest of space
the moon is insane. like. there’s just a rock up there.
“hey, the facial reconstruction of this roman emperor just looks like some italian guy“ well buddy i have great news about where rome is
there are officially 8 billion people on this godforsaken earth
click here for the article
Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months
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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST
yknow when i saw your post abt the 666k self care post i kinda disagreed with you but now theres a post going around like 'lets get this post to 1m and i'll treat my depression' from a literal 14 year old and.
you were right. this sucks.
thank you for not linking the post in your ask like some people did so i didn't have to publicly put a teenager on blast, but yeah, it sucks. i just made a post about it because man come on i do not want to see this become a thing again.
there are some things you just cant get from online school
What’s better than a vampire? What’s better than a horse. A Vampire Horse, of course. I made this comic a few months ago.
Do you ever eat popcorn out of the palm of your own hand with such ardent desperation that you feel like both a wild horse and the gentle schoolgirl feeding it treats to gain its affection