The Moment He Heard That You Signed The Marriage Contract, Jade Would Speedrun Being A Priest And Somehow

The moment he heard that you signed the marriage contract, Jade would speedrun being a priest and somehow (it's Jade what do you expect) manages to do it lmao.

And for what? For the privilege of having first class seat to watch Azul wear a bride's dress lmfaooo

Part 1 then the after math lololol

you bamboozled him YOU FOOLED HIM!! THIS WASNT ON THE CONTRACT!!

He’s going to throw a fit after this and the twins will be laughing their asses off

Also I planned to draw grim as the flower girl and Floyd as the Bridesmaid but I got lazy😭

This is for the support of Gaza's Municipality Services - which help ensure clean drinking water, waste collection, debri removal and sanitation services - life saving services to run a state - reader I imagine wherever you are or how lacking the municipality services in your city is, it's not worse than Ghazza.

Currently it's only at 11% - please donate -

gaza-city.ensany.com

Life For Gaza

Life For GazaDrinking Water, Waste Collection, Debris Removal, and Sanitation Services for the Residents of Gaza City - Gaza Municipality

When the anti "LGBT propaganda" law passed in Russia, all of you were going insane and cared. Give Georgia the same energy. If you can have sympathy for our oppressors on the basis of them being queer, you should keep the same energy for us, if not more.

If this law passes, every Georgian queer person I know is so severely fucked, myself included. If you make jokes about "being illegal in several countries" you better fucking care about the countries you're apparently illegal in, or going to be illegal in.

Make sure to spread this around. This is important.

Please if you have the means consider buying an e-sim for Gaza! It’s very quick and easy!

Link to gazaesims ->

Love how tumblr has its own folk stories. Yeah the God of Arepo we’ve all heard the story and we all still cry about it. Yeah that one about the woman locked up for centuries finally getting free. That one about the witch who would marry anyone who could get her house key from her cat and it’s revealed she IS the cat after the narrator befriends the cat.