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It's a shame ppl christianized Poland
Slavic beliefs were so much better smh
(@qwertyayup)
My sister & cousins are randomly sleeping in a tent outside which means it's my time to shine and scare them
I often joke that I have a body of a 70 year old man
But
As it turns out
I LITERALLY have the body of a 70 year old
Like my physiotherapist was like “Ayo you gotta get your cortisone levels fixed buddy, you have the levels that we seen in 70 year olds”
😭😭😭
I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say
No
I'll be gone for a bit. You guy better not do anything...weird... while I'm away.
so i've been told that you need to separate work areas from rest areas, aka don't study on your bed
no thanks man i'm good. nice and warm here under my blanket. cozy. wrapped up like a burrito. snug as a bug in a rug.
The moment he heard that you signed the marriage contract, Jade would speedrun being a priest and somehow (it's Jade what do you expect) manages to do it lmao.
And for what? For the privilege of having first class seat to watch Azul wear a bride's dress lmfaooo
Part 1 then the after math lololol
you bamboozled him YOU FOOLED HIM!! THIS WASNT ON THE CONTRACT!!
He’s going to throw a fit after this and the twins will be laughing their asses off
Also I planned to draw grim as the flower girl and Floyd as the Bridesmaid but I got lazy😭
If someone is interested in my dumb thoughts and other stuff, I suggest my dumb Bloodborne crackfic:
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50888335
Yup, it's dumb, but I might refrence some stuff from that in my posts, maybe I'll do fanart for it, idk.
*Casually Materialises*
No one asked for this but I don't care.
Characters that I fucking love from Fazbear Frights that I see barely anyone talking about because they didn't read past books 1-5 usually. Or they forget about them. Because that happens.
Spoilers if you haven't read the books ig??
1. Toby Billings
My beloved boy
He's so depressed lmao
Definitely got some shit going wrong
But we love him
And he deserves better that being tormented by a fucking shadow rabbit
Literally has no mother
She fucking left ✌️
But he has a brother (who is a dick)
And a dad (who supports the brother)
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Bestie I hope ur ok
2. Jeremiah (I don't he has a last name, if he does, I forgot it and I refuse to check the wiki out of spite)
Also depressed probably
Needs therapy
Parker was so mean to him what the heck.
He was just vibin
And trying to finish his fucking job
And this bitch put spicy shit in his chips
>:(
Also Glitchtrap kinda makes him have to find Hope and Parker's disembodied pieces
So that's rude
3. Hudson
Why are all of these people depressed
But yeah he has actual PTSD
Poor guy
Literally was trying to just leave his past behind him BC he couldn't deal with it
And just wanted to exist in peace
uNTIL SPRINGBITCH DECIDED HAHAHAHHA NO
I have a lot of hatred towards William.
4. Colton
Surprisingly, not depressed
Just a moron
I love his stupid little brain
He legit broke into a place to fix a game to get tickets for a game when he literally could've just stolen the game
You little dumb dumb
*headpat*
5. Sam
Bestie
Broski does film????
I do film!!!!!
Also I find him goofy
And Nole definitely spent way too long on the first 3 pages describing how he sits and stuff
I have no idea what his skin tone is because everyone keeps changing it and I am just gonna stick with like the original one I know for him lmao
He's so swag
(probably fruity ✨💅)
Does anyone want 5 (or more) characters I despise for dumb little reasons?
Tomska going hard on Twitter again.
Whenever aliens are introduced into a show, my imagination takes it and runs with it into an entirely different direction
Take umbrella academy into consideration. For the last two seasons, there’s been hints about Reginald being an alien, and that’s also the origin of the siblings powers. Then in season three they sort of revealed more about it. But I want more!!! I want this crazy, eldritch being that uses not just the siblings, but an entire planet as a pawn. Dunno if it’s just me, but I was kind of let down that Reginald has like spiky tentacle arms (kind of crablike???) and that’s all we really see. I mean oblivion being a machine that can reset the universe to your own making is sooooooooo cool I wish that they kind of made everything a bit more…. cosmic sort of.
Honestly, I’m totally okay that they’re not doing it, and it might be a little to bit extra. In fact kind of I like how aliens are in the show, but the plot isn’t centered on the face that there is proven life outside of earth. They’ve got other problems. But it’s because tua is already such a wacky, crazy show, it doesn’t have to be too far of a stretch. A savvy business man that’s actually just a talking goldfish. Sure. A destructive force that obliterates the world because of a few people fucking up the timeline. Why not? A hotel that is actually an Alice in wonderland looking glass kind of thing that is a copy of a hotel which is actually just a cover for a universe altering machine? Loving it!! To quote something that I’ve heard, or maybe it’s just me pretending ive heard of it before, EMBRACE THE WEIRD.