I Love This

I love this

Also the entire Cacao Kingdom and the BITCH sent me lmao

Guys help I just spent the past five hours of my life on an eyesore of a relationship chart for my cookie gacha game headcanons

Canon

whos ready for jing yuan

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(Translation from Tsukasa's #3 fan on youtube)

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Bruh a porn bot just dropped on my ask box 💀

THE GACHA LIFE MENTIONS HELP

Why Does It Have To Be You?

Character! Blade x reader & The Astral Express fam

Genre! crack and fluff

Warning! brief mentions of blade killing danheng/srs, a LOT of roasting, very goofy

A/N! I CAN WITH THIS GOODBYE WHY DID I THOUGHT OF THIS 😔😭 i dont know much of danheng's past so feel free to correct me for my false backstory!

YOU ARE SO WRONG FOR THIS HELP

BC WHAT??

first of all your dating a stellaron hunter AND the soon to be the murder of your big bro 💀

your so slick of hiding this IMPORTANT ISSUE to everyone in the astral express & herta's space station‼️‼️

it isnt even funny anymore ☠️

when he found out it was just a complete accident

danheng was going to borrow something but he scents someone in your ROOM 🤨

never in his life slammed the door open so quickly and only to see you AND THAT MAN??? MAKING OUT WITH YOU?? 😨

HE WAS FLUSTERED BY THE INTIMATION BUT THAT ISNT THE PROBLEM RIGHT NOW. THAT MAN WHO IS HUNTING HIM DOWN IS MAKING OUT WITH HIS LITTLE BABY SIBLING.

blade is shock as him ngl 😭

hes like "why is HE here and why does HE know YOU?????"

blade is pulling up his broken crusty musty sword of his dead mentor and straight up go for your brother's head 🗣️🗣️

you had to stop them bc you dont want your room getting destroyed into ashes (like himeko/J/J) 🤨🤨

you had to explain everything to them and ig they both made a little arrangement just for you 😒

you also had to explain everything thats happening in the astral express 😐

welt and himeko supports you! really! but.. just why a stellaron hunter..? you do know that their astral express' biggest threat and enemy 😥

march being the realest here 🔥🔥

march hates the fact that this emo edgy gacha life furry alpha boy that is everyone's enemy that is also so down bad for you is dating you but its ok hes hot 😊‼️‼️

danheng is the only one who doesn't approve your relationship with blade 😦

like he knows what he did is wrong especially him betraying xianzhou luofo is wrong, his crimes and the main reason why mara struck existed but he's trying to change ☹️

now to bladie... hes in genuine shock that edgy cold dragon furry man has a majestic gorgeous jaw dropping sibling????

if your in an errand and blade is in the express chilling blade with be constantly be watched by welt, himeko and danheng 💀 dw about march shes just talking with him and maybe took a little pic of him 👉👈

the three of them would probably interrogate him while your gone for the meantime 🫡

"when did you started dating my sister/brother?" danheng said with a slight glare and cold tone at the raven with red tips haired man

"about 8 months now, why?" blade spoke blankly at him not really feeling imitated by his tone or glare

welt just coughed a little to break the freezing cold imitation between two mens as himeko just sighed

meanwhile march and pompom watching them at the back

once your back you'll probably have a talk between all of them 😐

welt would rate blade 6.5/10 would be 8/10 if he wasn't a stellaron hunter though 🗣️

himeko rates him 7.6 ish??/10 she likes him but not at the same time but atleast you arent dating kafka ✊✊

march rates him 1293646920274372/10, like man's too majestic how could she not 😔 (would probably be more if he wasnt a ripoff version of the alpha male hybrid mythical wolf furry meowmeow clarity meme boy back in the 2017 but thats okay hes hot and jaw dropping‼️)

danheng rates him 0.1/10, i know thats a shocker 🤯, danheng would probably rate him 1/10 if he wasn't constantly finding ways to kill him but hey atleast they have something in common which is would kill for you if they need to 😊

I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOY THIS 👉👈😻😻

i lost my whole dignity writing this ❤️❤️❤️

hes so jaw dropping 🥺

It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Yey 🎉