Hehehehehehe, Penis...If You Know You Know.

hehehehehehe, penis... If you know you know.

*me talking to a guy with a penis* listen here, penis boy.

Imma do this and probably not only make Tumblr hate me more but commit multiple war crimes in the process.

I had a cursed food thought the other day:

Salsa + coleslaw combonation

Coleslawlsa

I will not be attempting this, however my proposed ingredients would be:

Red cabbage

Spicy mayonnaise

Jalapenos (minced)

Diced (red?) onions

A sprinkle of cayenne pepper

Tomato vinegar

A bit of Cilantro

Maybe some corn niblets?

I deal spoons

So for no reason, I have decided to advertise my spoon-dealing business here. To say it simply, I sell spoons for souls on Discord and because I am a bored piece of shit I will post this as well. I might put my discord here later or just give it to people that want to have spoons. I also will give you a soul if you give me a spoon. So do with this what you may.

I have never related to some random post so much I swear. (Not The Weird Al part.)

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

I am not crying you are... I'M NOT CRING I SWEAR MY EYES ARE JUST REALLY WT THATS NORMAL I SWEAR-

peace was an option

Agreed. I don't care if I am going to the backrooms. Worth it.