I-m-art-ix - The Chosen One I'm Think

Okay so imagine:

Garmadon and Misako go on a date, and they leave baby Lloyd with Wu. (He always complains about it but secretly loves babysitting)

Wu often tells him about past adventures/villains by reenacting them with Lloyd's toys (he's got a lot of them cuz Garm and Misako love spoiling him with stupid shit) and it often ends with whatever toy is supposed to be the villain flying across the room because Lloyd loves throwing them. They both play in like a really exaggerated, childish way and they laugh their asses off.

Wu also doesn't read normal children's books to him, but random scrolls and prophecies instead. He does it because Lloyd won't remember them anyway.

And then Garmadon and Misako come home, and the monastery is an absolute mess. There's toys and tea cups everywhere, but Wu and Lloyd are asleep somewhere.

Lloyd, nauseous as fuck but refuses to admit that he feels ill:

Wu who knows how Garmadon look when he is sick and Lloyd is little copy of him: what did you take?

Lloyd, forcing his stomach to not spew everywhere, trying and failing to act casual: what? nothing. i didn't take anything.

Wu activating his mom voice/master voice: Lloyd Montgomery Garmadon.

Lloyd: i did what i had to. (reaches into his pocket and pulls out $40) and i won the bet.

Wu: what did you do?

Lloyd: i drank a 3 liters of bleach

Wu, closes his eyes and takes a deep breath trying to process how Lloyd is simultaneously better and worse than Garmadon ever was: why...did you drink a 3 liters of bleach?

Lloyd: I wanted some candy but I don't have money and mom don't want to buy me some

Garmadon: Father, there's a monster under my bed and it's really ugly.

Wu, on the bottom bunk: Why do you hate me brother?

Lloyd: I am a perfect child and I am the best at everything.

Lloyd: Which means I'm also the best at hating myself.

Everyone: Lloyd NO!

I know, I probably wrote a headcanon about it, but I had this vision in my head that Lloyd just says something unpleasant to FSM and he throws books at him

Hey, I have this thought, what if Fsm could interfere with ninjago from this land where he is, like moving things, sending things, healing someone, and things like that.

And I have a really stupid example, so:

Suppose there is some disaster in ninjago (like if it was something new) and you need to find some information and Wu and Lloyd are looking for information and suddenly they find it, but of course it's written like a damn pun and in really bad handwriting and Lloyd is like:

"Fucking hell, can he write something normally for once and not do it in a riddle and why this looks like he just started learned to write or something?!"

And suddenly everything falls on him, because FSM won't let anyone insult his beloved puzzles, not even his grandson.

Like I know it's stupid, but this idea has been on my mind for some time