PUT Starscream Inthe Salad Spinner And Mash It

PUT starscream inthe Salad Spinner and mash it

how to cure the bitch from the bitch. salad spinner

why do i forget how to write whenever I feel like writing and just end up staring at my screen man

How about some relationship Headcanons between Tarantulas & reader? (Gender neutral)

　　　　　　TARANTULAS x gn human reader

　　　　『　tarantulas ,, gender neutral human reader 』

　　-> relationship hcs w/ tara

　　— fluff ,, sfw ,, crack

　　— i love him sm im 😭😭🫶🫶 hes not ,, super skrunly like bw tara and his voice is too deep for me but i still love him

• hes so worried whenever you go out without him ,, worried ghost might find out about your relationship with him and take you away or use you as bait

• hes a worrier ,, but he cant help it :( hes in hiding from them ,, and when you leave him alone to go to work or just out and about in general he worries for you

• it only makes him work harder on his hologram ,, not too worried about how it looks just wanting it to work properly without it bugging out or being traceable

• he loves when you bring him little scraps and bits that might be helpful to his inventions ,, he gets all giddy about it

• tara is hella affectionate <33 he cant help himself ! youre so small and squishy ,, and he just has the need to always hold you close to him

• he loves carrying you around in his extra paws whenever he gets the chance ,, like how he walks on his spider legs instead of his actual ones in his bot form ,, he carries you around in extra limbs ,, sometimes keeping you away from inventions that can be dangerous or just because he feels like it

• he loves to give you little head pats ,, or mess up your hair in general ,, he also loves when you kiss his mandibles <33 he chitters in adoration as he coos to you

• some days you stay inside with him ,, and pester the mech until he takes a break from whatever hes working on ,, and you get him to watch disney movies or impractical jokers with you

• he definitely goes snacking through your cabinets when youre not home ,, he likes to try all the things you eat ,, and it doesnt help that sometimes he wants to take a few extra brownies for himself 🙄🙄 or maybe some extra pudding cups

• he definitely plays innocent when you ask where they went

okay starscream

hi (your writing is absolutely beautiful, inspiring and crafted wonderfully. comforting. [you can ignore this])

I cannor ignore this thank you so much…absolutely sobbing in my hands rn <3

The spider on my wall after I threw a pillow at it with the strength of a straw