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Optimus Primal Headcanons SFW & NSFW
Optimus Primal Headcanons SFW & NSFW
A/n: I love him so much, I know the movie just recently came to theaters but we need more fics of him. Honestly this could be read as fem or gender neutral? I’m not sure which to put so I went with fem.
Warnings: NSFW under cut, minors DNI, typos, SPOILERS, please remember these are my own personal opinions ty,
Paring: Optimus Primal x fem! human! Reader

-SFW-
Primal is the biggest sweetheart. When he first met you alongside Noah and Elena and realizing you weren’t a threat. He actually felt bad for scaring you, which he does apologize for later. Asking for another chance to show you who he really is.
Making sure you are comfortable in the village, that you have food and warm blankets for the night. Obviously playing favorite towards you but he thinks you and the others can’t tell. Airazor calls him out
He stays near you as often as he can, when you sleep on the village he is resting only a few feet away from you. Primal can be very protective but he respects boundaries and doesn’t smother you.
Primal worries about you a lot, especially if you are alone. If you are with Cheetor, Rhinox or village members be worries less, but after everything he has loss.. can you blame him?
If you have any questions about him or the maximals, he has no problem educating you. He is glad you have an interest in him, because he has an interest in you. While he has been around humans for some time, there are things he hasn’t asked or doesn’t know about.
When he had to take Airazor’s life he was shattered, you were right beside him. Rubbing his arm with your small hand, trying to comfort him.. his green optics looking at you sadly but lovingly.
It may not show but having you there really helped him, he will frothed be grateful for your comfort.
While Primal isn’t scared of his own feelings, he is scared of your reaction to them. He is fully aware of the drastic differences between you two and is worried that you will not want to be with because of that.. which he also would understand but he would still be sad if you rejected him.
He would confess his feelings before the battle, just in case you or him won’t make it out alive. Especially since you and the other humans are sneaking right under Scourge’s feet.
“We have only known each other for a small amount of time but I have grown to care for you deeply… I love you very much Y/N.”
You don’t have to say much yet if you don’t want to, just promise him you’ll be okay. That’s all he wants.
During the battle all he thinks about is you, fighting for you, to stay alive for you. And once the battle is over, the key destroyed and you can finally be together again. He asks you to stay with him in Peru, promising to teach you how to speak to the locals at the village and promising to care for you.
When you agree to stay with him he is absolutely thrilled and relieved, gently holding you in his hands as he whispers thank yous and promises.
Get ready to be like Tarzan and Jane, because he will take you with him when he swings from the trees just gotta hold onto him. He would hate for you to fall, he still doesn’t go as fast or more dangerous places with you.
Primal teaches you how to speak the language of the village, so you can talk to them without the help of him or the other maximals. The village members adore you, gladly accepting you into their community.
-NSFW-
Of course Primal wants to be intimate with you, he is just worried that he will hurt you. He knows humans are soft and fragile and he is very much the opposite. So when you do anything he is very VERY gentle with you.
If you are uncomfortable with him being a gorilla he will maximize for you, he has no problem with changing or staying. Just wants you relaxed and comfortable with him.
There is no way your taking his spike, he is a big boy. You’ll have to resort to licking, kissing and using your whole body to please him, which gets him off just fine… seeing how small you are compared to his spike, turns him on so much.
Honestly your body is enough to make him overload, you are so stunning and he loves every inch of your body.
Face sitting? Face sitting. He LOVES your legs on either side of his face, his glossa between your legs. One hand behind your back to support you, while the other loosely holds onto one of your legs. Looking up to meet your eyes as you ride out your orgasm on his tongue drives him insane.
Primal is willing to try most kinks, unless it involves hurting you. He can’t bring himself to do it, you mean the world to him. He also won’t do threesomes or anything involving somebody else, he doesn’t want to share you at all.
The more often you two have sex, the more he becomes confident. His dominant side peaking through, commanding you to do certain things and even talking dirty.
His voice is so sexy, when he dirty talks makes it even better. He always speaks in a low, gruff voice.
When he moans it’s deep and rumbling, you can feel it throughout his and your body… He roared once during sex, it was the first time you drove him to overload and he was embarrassed how loud he got.
Has a love hate relationship with being teased, if you tease him he will tease back and is much more unfair.
Also firmly believes in safe words, something simple like the stop light system. Yellow, when things are getting a little to far and red when he needs to stop completely. As soon as you say red, hands off. Making sure you are okay.
The king of aftercare, takes you down to a nearby stream to clean you off. His large metal hands holding you get to to his chest, talking about how much he loves you. Once you both are clean, he finds a private spot for you to lay down and cuddle together.. holding you close to his face, as he inhaled your scent.
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not the same anon who talked about the scourge x human but a third party🥹
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I’m down bad for Nightbird, Battletrap AND Scourge so I’d like to think all of a sudden you stopped three giant robot aliens from feeding your world to Unicron. Plus, they really like you too
No- no I can't. I can't with this. I have to write that out. I'll be back
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PLEASEE!!
scourge, conflicted between serving unicron and not wanting to scare y/n more: am i going too far?
optimus prime: no, no, no. you went too far about two hours ago. now you’re going to die.
PLEASE i am EATING UP these incorrect quotes
Is Y/N still a scourge defender after that? Most likely
Scourge, weeping: Stop it! Stop giving me morals!
Y/N: Killing people is usually bad
Scourge: NOOOOOOOO

Scourge live reaction:
Y/N: FIGHT ME!
Scrouge: How foolhearty... and facinating
Y/N: I- I don't- MIRAGE HELP I THINK HE'S FLIRTING WITH ME
Love it when villains find at least one (1) human cute and flirt worthy
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ROTB SCOURGE X READER

Omg thank you 🦂 anon, im just like you and you’re just like me. MORE SCOURGE CONTENT!! While this wasn’t a request it gave me ideas :3
Unedited and also written on mobile…also look at this gif they scourge hot and wet on purpose
[ human!gn reader
Summary: As the request states, Scourge flirts with you. Big bad robot villain likes littol human
You might’ve secretly followed Mirage when he went over to distract Scourge while the others went on and save the world, no way in hell you were allowing an alien to destroy your planet. No way you were letting Mirage, you’re new friend, fight him alone. You started to rethink your decision when you were running across the platform, no weapon in hand to fight 20+ feet robot aliens and explosions going off everywhere. Then again, you were determined to fight along side your new robot alien friend to defeat the other…robot alien fiend. Aliens really need to find another planet to make a pit stop at, dont they?
You grunt as you pick up a piece of debris from the ground, it’s about the size of your head and could do as much damage as a splinter to Scourge. Who cares, you’d rather it be annoying than harmless
Scourge knocks Mirage back and you take this as an opportunity.
“Y/N stay back!” He reaches out but its too late, you’re already yelling and sprinting towards Scrourge, your piece of metal in your hand and waving it around like a crazy person.
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“Did you really think that would work? How foolhardy, how stupid, how…fascinating”
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