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Y/N: FIGHT ME!

Scrouge: How foolhearty... and facinating

Y/N: I- I don't- MIRAGE HELP I THINK HE'S FLIRTING WITH ME

Love it when villains find at least one (1) human cute and flirt worthy

🦂

ROTB SCOURGE X READER

Omg thank you 🦂 anon, im just like you and you’re just like me. MORE SCOURGE CONTENT!! While this wasn’t a request it gave me ideas :3

Unedited and also written on mobile…also look at this gif they scourge hot and wet on purpose

[ human!gn reader

Summary: As the request states, Scourge flirts with you. Big bad robot villain likes littol human

You might’ve secretly followed Mirage when he went over to distract Scourge while the others went on and save the world, no way in hell you were allowing an alien to destroy your planet. No way you were letting Mirage, you’re new friend, fight him alone. You started to rethink your decision when you were running across the platform, no weapon in hand to fight 20+ feet robot aliens and explosions going off everywhere. Then again, you were determined to fight along side your new robot alien friend to defeat the other…robot alien fiend. Aliens really need to find another planet to make a pit stop at, dont they?

You grunt as you pick up a piece of debris from the ground, it’s about the size of your head and could do as much damage as a splinter to Scourge. Who cares, you’d rather it be annoying than harmless

Scourge knocks Mirage back and you take this as an opportunity.

“Y/N stay back!” He reaches out but its too late, you’re already yelling and sprinting towards Scrourge, your piece of metal in your hand and waving it around like a crazy person.

“FIGHT MEE!” The piece of debris goes flying towards Scourge, only for it to hit his leg with a clank and deflect back into the floor. You freeze in your tracks, fuck. You’re out of breath and your little plan didnt work.

Scourge doesn’t squish you, he barely retains a laugh. Evil guys dont laugh, they cackle menacingly when revealing their evil plan to you. But this? This was…amusing to him.

“Did you really think that would work? How foolhardy, how stupid, how…fascinating”

He towers above you even as he leans down to..examine you? The proximity of his frame to your face is so close, your face was burning. You didn’t know if it was the fire and lava around you or just pure embarrassment.

“Uh, i don’t-“ Was he…flirting with you? You stood frozen even as his metal hand rose up, inching towards you. Do you run, freeze, or attack with your bare fists? Realistically your fists would be useless against his frame, you would be more in pain than he would. Even if you wanted to run, those eyes of his kept you in place. Such an intense orange gaze, who could look away from that? Scourge was getting distracted, he could easily snatch you up and complete his mission, but he couldn’t help but revel in your gaze of extreme awe and fear. He was rudely interrupted when Mirage started shooting again

You too snapped out of your thoughts and took a few steps back before sprinting back behind Mirage. “Mirage, was he fucking flirting with me?!” You yell over the sound of their blasters. You hid behind a small structure as the fight continued, not without noticing the way he occasionally glanced at you before attacking Mirage. You couldn’t tell if he was showing off or not

…was he seriously showing off for you?

not the same anon who talked about the scourge x human but a third party🥹

human without thinking, blurting whatever stupid thought they have without a second thought to stop scourge from killing mirage and losing another friend, goes “i will give you a thousand kisses if you stop killing my friends and my world” there’s a pause, scourge thinks for 1 sec before going okay and switches side

bonus night bird and battletrap judging him and he’s goes “what? they’re hot”

I’m down bad for Nightbird, Battletrap AND Scourge so I’d like to think all of a sudden you stopped three giant robot aliens from feeding your world to Unicron. Plus, they really like you too

Scourge, weeping: Stop it! Stop giving me morals!

Y/N: Killing people is usually bad

Scourge: NOOOOOOOO

Scourge live reaction:

Wait I have more

Y/N: Oh fuck me

Scourge: Why hel-

Y/N: AH! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM

Scourge: Nevermind that how do we do this?

Y/N: YOU WERE FIGHTING OPTIMUS NOT A SECOND AGO WHY- HOW ARE YOU HERE

Optimus: Step away from the human!

Y/N: SEE?? WHA- WHY- WHAT IS HAPPENING??

Scourge: Please stop yelling I'm right here, nownI think I should take you on a date first, hey autobot lets put a pin on this whole fight thing for like, a week at least

🦂

BAHABSH bro just appears out of no where, Y/N actually just manifested him. Seriously Scourge, take Y/N out to dinner first. This isn’t like you

Mirage: Stay away from them, Scourge!

Scourge: Oh, it seems you care for this little human, it'd be a shame if something were to happen to-

Y/N: I'm going to fuck morals into you

Scourge: ... okay, battle over

Mirage: Wh-

Scourge: Battle over!

How would mirage feel if y/n just won by banging Scourge. Like what would he even explain to Optimus

scourge, conflicted between serving unicron and not wanting to scare y/n more: am i going too far?

optimus prime: no, no, no. you went too far about two hours ago. now you’re going to die.

PLEASE i am EATING UP these incorrect quotes

Is Y/N still a scourge defender after that? Most likely

y/n, trying to get through scourge: violence isn’t the answer.

scourge: you’re right.

y/n: [sighs in relief]

scourge: violence is the question.

y/n: wait, what?

scourge, bolting away: and the answer is yes.

y/n, running after him: no- scourge!

does y/n fix him or let him be terrible

Optimus: Now you're going to die

Y/N: No, now I'm going to makeout with him!!

Also yea I meant Scourge and not Mirage, eeby brain strikes again 😭😭

once again, y/n out here saving the world by giving Scourge a kiss. that's it. roll the credits

scourge: if i say i love you, will you say it back?

y/n: yes

scourge: i love you

y/n: it back

(later)

battletrap: why is scourge crying face down on the floor?

HE IS HEARTBROKEN!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!

y/n, looking up at scourge: why do you have to be so damn tall anyway?!

scourge, shameless: would you prefer me on my knees?

the man is used to serving, you bet he would worship his lover

not to be crazy on the main but you're so right...

yeah maybe hes big and scary and commands little evil scruchly critters but he will also get on his knees and do everything you say

Scourge: A weak, useless planet filled with a weak, useless specie-

Y/N:

Scourge: Oh primus I can't not fuck them

Scourge: ...the planets okay I guess... the organics, too

Specifically one organic, yeah. Y/N is Scourge’s only favorite thing in earth tbh.

Later on in their relationship:

Y/N: hey remember when you were about to destroy my planet ?

Scourge: haha that was a prank, i never meant that actually hahha I love yo- I mean I love earth!!

God, so what if gn cybertonian reader has a prosthetic arm that they can detach anytime they want?

I'm imagining them not having any ammo/weapons in a battle and uses their trump card, going, "Back up asshole! I'm armed!" And fucking detaches their arm and smack the shit out of their enemy.

Hcs for rotb scourge, Optimus Primal, Optimus Prime, and battletrap <3

ROTB X READER

THIS TOOK SO LONG IM SORRY! i genuinely loved this request but didn't have the inspiration for it back then. Anyways I love rotb cons <33 sorry this is so short

[ cybertronian!reader

post includes: Scourge, Optimus Primal, Optimus Prime, Battletrap, Nightbird]

Scourge

First time you do it, I think he would do a double take and then get fucking shot in the face

jk, he'd be like, "holy shit they can do that?!"

Hey, if it works, it works. It CAN be pretty badass too

Was very confused with it at first, but he gets used to it fairly quickly

"Y/N retreat! We're out of ammo!"

"nuh uh" proceeds to detach their arm and knock enemies over like bowling pins

Optimus Primal

He begs you to be careful

He sees you swinging around in the distance, and he grunts. “Y/N, put your arm back on! You’re going to hurt yourself!”

He lectured you the first time, maybe the second. But after, he gives up. He just sighs as you bitch slap Scourge on the battlefield

when you guys run out of ammo, he just looks at you. you know what to do

Optimus Prime

Very similar reaction to Primal, he just stares at you in surprise after a battle.

“…good work?”

He honestly doesn’t care he’s just a bit impressed. Will praise you for your quick thinking

The first time you did it, he thought you tore your arm off. But no, it’s fine. Just a prosthetic.

If he gets disarmed suddenly, he’ll happily take your arm and punch everyone. He learned it from you

Battletrap

eughhhh

also does a double take

he thinks its very badass

probably gets him in the mood for also punching his enemies

hey look! he also has a weapon he can throw around and slap people with!

sorry this is short I wish he had more screen time

Nightbird

will carry you as she flies and lets you hit enemies with ur arm

this is the only reason why I added her

I had a vison

thinks its dumb but when realizes you're a genius

powermove!

my queen