Y/n, Trying To Get Through Scourge: Violence Isnt The Answer.

y/n, trying to get through scourge: violence isn’t the answer.

scourge: you’re right.

y/n: [sighs in relief]

scourge: violence is the question.

y/n: wait, what?

scourge, bolting away: and the answer is yes.

y/n, running after him: no- scourge!

does y/n fix him or let him be terrible

YOU'RE JUST LIKE ME FR THANK YOU I DIDN'T EXPECT U TO GIMME A FIC BUT I THANK YOU NONE THE LESS I WILL EAT THIS FOOD GRATEFULLY

GOD I wish there was just one guy who went 'damn these aliens are cute as fuck. I hope no one minds I switch sides to flirt with these hotties ;)'

Like, the funniest ending possible; Scourge breaks free of Unicron because simply put, organic alien hot and he can't resit them.

Imagine being so hot and endearing you safe your entire planet. Wish that were me fr

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OH MY GOD seriously, wish that were me. Literally the funniest alternate ending ever. Bro tries destroying the planet, switches sides, then suddenly he’s just following this little human around

We need a bad guy who turns out to be a human lover NOW!!

Y/N: FIGHT ME!

Scrouge: How foolhearty... and facinating

Y/N: I- I don't- MIRAGE HELP I THINK HE'S FLIRTING WITH ME

Love it when villains find at least one (1) human cute and flirt worthy

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ROTB SCOURGE X READER

Omg thank you 🦂 anon, im just like you and you’re just like me. MORE SCOURGE CONTENT!! While this wasn’t a request it gave me ideas :3

Unedited and also written on mobile…also look at this gif they scourge hot and wet on purpose

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Summary: As the request states, Scourge flirts with you. Big bad robot villain likes littol human

You might’ve secretly followed Mirage when he went over to distract Scourge while the others went on and save the world, no way in hell you were allowing an alien to destroy your planet. No way you were letting Mirage, you’re new friend, fight him alone. You started to rethink your decision when you were running across the platform, no weapon in hand to fight 20+ feet robot aliens and explosions going off everywhere. Then again, you were determined to fight along side your new robot alien friend to defeat the other…robot alien fiend. Aliens really need to find another planet to make a pit stop at, dont they?

You grunt as you pick up a piece of debris from the ground, it’s about the size of your head and could do as much damage as a splinter to Scourge. Who cares, you’d rather it be annoying than harmless

Scourge knocks Mirage back and you take this as an opportunity.

“Y/N stay back!” He reaches out but its too late, you’re already yelling and sprinting towards Scrourge, your piece of metal in your hand and waving it around like a crazy person.

“FIGHT MEE!” The piece of debris goes flying towards Scourge, only for it to hit his leg with a clank and deflect back into the floor. You freeze in your tracks, fuck. You’re out of breath and your little plan didnt work.

Scourge doesn’t squish you, he barely retains a laugh. Evil guys dont laugh, they cackle menacingly when revealing their evil plan to you. But this? This was…amusing to him.

“Did you really think that would work? How foolhardy, how stupid, how…fascinating”

He towers above you even as he leans down to..examine you? The proximity of his frame to your face is so close, your face was burning. You didn’t know if it was the fire and lava around you or just pure embarrassment.

“Uh, i don’t-“ Was he…flirting with you? You stood frozen even as his metal hand rose up, inching towards you. Do you run, freeze, or attack with your bare fists? Realistically your fists would be useless against his frame, you would be more in pain than he would. Even if you wanted to run, those eyes of his kept you in place. Such an intense orange gaze, who could look away from that? Scourge was getting distracted, he could easily snatch you up and complete his mission, but he couldn’t help but revel in your gaze of extreme awe and fear. He was rudely interrupted when Mirage started shooting again

You too snapped out of your thoughts and took a few steps back before sprinting back behind Mirage. “Mirage, was he fucking flirting with me?!” You yell over the sound of their blasters. You hid behind a small structure as the fight continued, not without noticing the way he occasionally glanced at you before attacking Mirage. You couldn’t tell if he was showing off or not

…was he seriously showing off for you?

Hi! You mentioned that for MTMTE you don’t have a specific list of who you don’t write for, but I still wanted to ask if you’d feel comfortable writing for Sunder? Just wanted to make sure

I can certainly try writing for Sunder! He’s a really interesting character tbh, ask away

scourge, conflicted between serving unicron and not wanting to scare y/n more: am i going too far?

optimus prime: no, no, no. you went too far about two hours ago. now you’re going to die.

PLEASE i am EATING UP these incorrect quotes

Is Y/N still a scourge defender after that? Most likely

Wait I have more

Y/N: Oh fuck me

Scourge: Why hel-

Y/N: AH! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM

Scourge: Nevermind that how do we do this?

Y/N: YOU WERE FIGHTING OPTIMUS NOT A SECOND AGO WHY- HOW ARE YOU HERE

Optimus: Step away from the human!

Y/N: SEE?? WHA- WHY- WHAT IS HAPPENING??

Scourge: Please stop yelling I'm right here, nownI think I should take you on a date first, hey autobot lets put a pin on this whole fight thing for like, a week at least

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BAHABSH bro just appears out of no where, Y/N actually just manifested him. Seriously Scourge, take Y/N out to dinner first. This isn’t like you