Scourge: If I Say I Love You, Will You Say It Back?

scourge: if i say i love you, will you say it back?

y/n: yes

scourge: i love you

y/n: it back

(later)

battletrap: why is scourge crying face down on the floor?

HE IS HEARTBROKEN!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!

y/n, looking up at scourge: why do you have to be so damn tall anyway?!

scourge, shameless: would you prefer me on my knees?

the man is used to serving, you bet he would worship his lover

not to be crazy on the main but you're so right...

yeah maybe hes big and scary and commands little evil scruchly critters but he will also get on his knees and do everything you say

Here’s a Starscream doodle I made while bored in the hospital (im good now)

Optimus: Now you're going to die

Y/N: No, now I'm going to makeout with him!!

Also yea I meant Scourge and not Mirage, eeby brain strikes again 😭😭

once again, y/n out here saving the world by giving Scourge a kiss. that's it. roll the credits

Gently lays down. I want to tell Swerve that I like listening to him talk and that I genuinely love having him around and that he deserves to be listened to more- you don't have to do a write or headcanons if you don't feel it I just want Swerve to know he's loved and the world needs to HEAR IT

Anon listen you’re so right here have some headcanons as a treat

Based on me n a couple of buddies going over what makes a cybertronian physically attractive/cybertronian beauty standards (which I will go into another time) Swerve is actually pretty hot! However it's canon that a mech will prefer someone's personality over their looks, and that's why Swerve gets no bitches

If Swerve ever found out how big of a fanbase he has online, he would explode, reform, and then explode again. Not only does he have an autistic fascination with humans, he would be THRILLED to know we have an autistic fascination with him.

He knows undertale exists, and yes sans is his favorite character.

I really think he's smart. That bitch must have a LOT of memory to contain all of human media plus cybertronian knowledge plus bartending knowledge PLUS his old degree (he's educated!!) And I think this is why he and Skids and Nautica get along. They are all fucking nerds

I'd love to start a podcast with him. Like a weekly Lost Light podcast with a catchy af name. Just talking about whatever went down the last few days, he does little advertisements for his bar, reader gets to bring up new human concepts to him/learn cybertronian concepts n stuff. Just overall good cheerful fun.

Swerve is nonbinary, or at least doesn't abide by a binary in general. Gender is a human concept and for cybertronians it just doesn't make much sense. If you were LGBT+ on the lost light he'd be your number one supporter. That's all for now! I love me some Swerve boi

Request for perhaps— Dinobot, Rampage, Terrorsaur, or Dinobot II falling for a cybertronian on the opposite side? (Like Preds falling for a Maximal, and vice-versa)?

Head canon or scenario is up to your choice!

Dinobot

🦖 To be honest, Dinobot has always kind of had a thing for you. His number one regret for leaving the Predacons is that he couldn't take you with him.

🦖 That doesn't mean he doesn't try to sway you of course. He knows you'd be treated at least a little bit better with the Maximals like he is. He always tried convince you of this during combat.

🦖 If he's never able to get you to switch sides he tries to put his feelings for you aside the best he can. You won't join him so you two are enemies now.

🦖 But if you do decide to switch sides he's rather joyed by your decision, not that he'll show it. He asks Primal to extend the patience he's showed him to you.

Rampage

🦀 He first lays optic on you on the battlefield and is immediately intrigued. What a cute little maximal you are. He bets your screams of terror would be extra tantalizing.

🦀 Always tries to get you into combat with him and only him because he does try to sway you to the side of the Predacons, complimenting your strength and nerve. If someone else is in the fight it's hard to get you to listen to ehat he has to say after all.

🦀 He uh... has a habit of showing up wherever you are. Usually to try and sway you again (or at least let him see you scared) but you're pretty sure it isn't a coincidence.

🦀 If he does somehow talk you into joining the Predacons he is overprotective of you, trying to keep the others from harassing or insulting you too much. He talks about getting his spark fragments back and running away with you after he slags Megatron.

Terroraur

🪶 Uuuuugh there is NO way he has feelings for a dumb little Maximal! No way! Even if you are cute and shiny and picked a flying alt! No way!

🪶 Finds himself trailing behind you on flights. It's for intel of course. He isn't hoping to get you alone to try to convince you to join the Predacons and take Megatron down and rule together!

🪶 Ok yeah he's down bad. He only admits it after a comment from Waspinator. But so what?! At least you're actually easy on the optics, unlike a lot of the others.

🪶 If he managed to talk you into joining the Predacons them he shows absolutely no shame in claiming you as his own, throwing his arms around you shoulders or grabbing you by the waist to pull you closer. He's very hands on when it comes to affection.