"All I'm Doing Is Trying To Change My Address, But They're Acting Like I'm Trying To Bury The President!"

"All I'm doing is trying to change my address, but they're acting like I'm trying to bury the president!" - My iconic Grandmother

STOP GUYS I'M ON CALL WITH ONE OF MY FRIENDS AND HE JUST SCREAMED

"I CAN'T HAVE MY CAT SHITTING EVERYWHERE BECAUSE HE ATE BLUE PAINT--awee look he has lipstick--BISCUT DON'T FUCKING EAT ANYMORE OF THAT!"

I CAN'T BREATHEEEEEEE

(don't worry guys ong his cat is fine it's non-toxic paint and he got it all out of his mouth)

OP EAT A SECOND WHAT????

I'm bored so give me stuff to do

100 notes - I'll relearn piano and practice more

200 notes - I'll start making videos on my unused YouTube channel

300 notes - I'll put time into learning guitar

400 notes - I'll make an actual menu on my intro post

500 notes - I'll put on a maid dress

750 notes - I'll do whatever my most recent ask wants me to do (nothing 18+ though)

1000 notes - I'll EAT whatever my most recent ask wants me to. (nothing deadly, obviously)

and for a final boss because I'm running out of ideas

10000 notes - I'll eat a second bible

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STOP I LOVE THESE WHERE'S MORE

if you ever think you fucked up, listen to THIS.

my little sister left her clothes in the hotel (after my mom TOLD HER TO PACK THEM) and her school orientation is TODAY so guess who's sorry ass had to go to school orientation in her dad's pants (he's two feet taller than her) and her big sister's bathing suit because that's all we could find to fit her???

THAT JACKASS.

but lowkey she deserved it, she's been so rude to my gramma and such a pain (my gramma almost didn't move with us because of her)