Zeus Tying Hephaestus' Anvil To Hera:

Zeus tying Hephaestus' anvil to Hera:

Athena: Behold my creation. His name is duolingo. He is a vengeful owl of language

The other gods: wtf Athena

northern ukraine: my granpa still remembers how in 937 knyaz stopped here on his way to kyiv and how we received magdeburg rights

southern ukraine: *a cossack and a noğay run into each other like in anime*

stop using chatgpt!!!! take a bronze pin and carve your questions onto an ox scapula, then toss it into the fire!!!! use the cracks to divine the gods answer!!!!

i don’t know how selling houses works

this golden calf statue is so fucking cool. maybe even cooler than god