Iamdefinitelyaperson - I Am Definitely A Person

Fuck that post going around saying "you can have coffee in your story without justifying it :) you don't need to explain everything :)" I want, no, I DEMAND a fully researched ethnobotanical paper on every single food item in your work, if you don't explain to me where did potatoes come from in your fantasy setting or don't explain how the industry of coffee works over interstellar distances with full detail you are doing things wrong and I personally hate you and I hate your stupid story, fuck you

really hate that the words "proship" and "antiship" were taken from us sea traveling folk. like hell yeah man of course I'm pro-ship, I love nautical vehicles ❤️ those mermen im hunting right now on the other hand, now THOSE be some antishippers

One of the ballsiest things Tolkien ever did was write 473k words about some hobbits called frodo, sam, merry, and pippin and then write in the appendices that their names are actually maura, ban, kali, and razal.