Me Explaining How Widojest Is Literally So Hozier Coded Like. Name One Song That Doesnt Fit At Least

Me explaining how Widojest is literally so Hozier coded like. Name one song that doesn’t fit at least one of them. I’ll wait. (Don’t actually do that I’m sure there is one but I’m insane so just let me live my little delusional life 😔)

I know very little about Essek thelyss but I’m pretty sure he looks kinda like that bitch from the dragon prince but with short hair and also queer little wizard guy from what I’ve seen

Caleb widogast’s special interests being books and cats hes so fucking autistic. he’s just like me fr

I am so so sorry Tumblr users that have not posted Widojest content in four years that are now getting random notifications at probably 3 AM that I have liked your post but the autism is autisming and goddamnit I love them so fucking much it hurts and Jesus Christ why do I do this to myself I KNOW THEY ARENT ENDGAME SO WHY DO I INSIST ON—

Forget-me-Nott

Tell me why I was having a nice little flip through (a totally non-pdf, physically owned copy of) The Explorer’s Guide to Wildemount, and I got jumpscared by none other than TR*NT. FUCKING. IK*TH*N??? GET THIS BITCH THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME HELLO???