Doctor Who: Waaa Im An Old Alien And Im Emo

Doctor who: waaa I’m an old alien and I’m emo

Sarah Jane adventures: the Mona Lisa is alive....and she has a glock

Have yet to process that my sister is getting married to a dictator that Castor tried to murder and I found this out due to my brother being the sweetest person on the face of the planet and not holding it against me much that I absolutely abandoned him…..this is about dnd by the way. This did not happen in my real life but it feels like it did

anyway, today i’m thinking about nemesis, someone who has been titled as a mercenary [big deal. means people know you. you’ve lasted this long in the business without disappearing, dying, or quitting.] who makes taverns across ehas erupt into whispers where she enters because of the weight of the names she’s been given [the horseman. the watchdog of the raven queen.] whose party is on shaky grounds with her, just beginning to trust and open up to her and her to them [the disdain. the intimidation. the not knowing how to get her attention without just staring for fear of crossing a line she doesn’t even know exists between them.] and then the party walks into the roost, and from nowhere in a blur this gangly shorter-than-average sunburnt box dye ginger elf in a collared shirt with the sleeves cut off is in her space. someone in the watchdog’s space. someone in nemesis’ space. hugging her. near tackling her. and he calls her, the one with this shroud built up around her by years of misfortune and misplaced suspicion: nem, excitedly, grinning and elated at the fact that she has people with her, that she’s not alone, practically dragging her to the back table to meet his crew. thinking about the cracks in the facade oz, her younger brother, who she loves and softens around and lets shorten her name and lead her around, creates by calling that out to her aloud for the first time in four years – both for herself and everyone around her.

Thalia: if you ever want to just scream into a void, I recommend talking to Percy about his quests before the Titan War.

Jason: What do you mean?

Thalia: Watch this - HEY PERCY! Can you tell us about what happened on the quest for Artemis?

Percy: Artemis? I never went on- oh, right. The Annabeth quest.

Leo: wow

Percy: why do you want to know? You were there

Thalia: I just like hearing your point of view (: you can just skip to the end (:

Percy: sure, I guess. Ummm we got there, fought Atlas, freed Artemis and Annabeth, I held up the sky, Zoë died, and you kicked Luke off a cliff.

Piper: I’m sorry what?

Percy: what are you confused ab-? Oh, right. Luke was a Son of Hermes on the Titan’s side-

Leo: No, that was not the most bewildering part of what you just said

Jason: You held up the sky??? The literal sky???

Percy: Annabeth and I did, yeah. Luke, too, but not when we fought Atlas.

Leo: bro.

Percy: what?

Leo: you gotta give a little more flourish when you tell these stories. This matter-of-fact thing you’re doing is kind of creeping me out.

Percy: oh….sorry.

Thalia: uh-huh. Let’s try again. Percy, can you tell us about what happened in Mt. Saint Helens?

Percy, with Jazz Hands: I blew up a mountain

Had a dream i was on survivor and jeff probst was like “this next challenge is a standard wizard one” and a wizard started fucking attacking us

the fact that people actually pay for all these different shitty streaming services and i keep hearing shit like “oh they’re gonna have [movie from like 2005] on Disney+ so guess I’ll suck some capitalist dick!” ……..piracy is RIGHT THERE either use a pirate site or stop complaining about how expensive it is to give money to 15 different leeches so you can watch all your favourite movies (if you’re lucky and they have them which they often don’t) when you could just hit up fucking Google and watch it for free