Icecreamchick45 - I Am Bad At Titles

‘Cause people seem to only post the 20-something Audrey Hepburn.

#teen wolf: a summary

this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time

a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said

“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”

i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light

Dean: “Charlie Charlie are you there?” *Pencil moves to yes* Dean: okay, so… *Pencil levitates* Dean: What?! *Pencil starts writing* Sam: Dean? Dean: I’m not doing anything! *Pencil finishes writing* *Castiel gets closer to read* “ What… Is… Up… Bitches?”