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OH GOD NO
Gonna take out the names but this just happened in my server and I just wanted to share the cursed content I created x'D A friend of mine posted that peanut emoji and idk it just happened x'D
Just found out that platform crocs are a thing and all I can say is WHY.
this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”
i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2 (2012)
"my child is completely fine" your child has been reading fanfiction since they were ten years old.
Okay, let’s look at this as SasoDei shippers.
These are the last words that they say directly to each other as they part in the cave (maybe not the exact translation but you get the big picture):
What’s written on Deidara: How about it, Deidara?
What’s written on Sasori: See you around, my man.
Since they love each other and both their “words” ends with what they call each other, one would figure that they would be aware of the other being their soulmate already, BUT they don’t know. And they don’t panic by hearing these words, because those are not the words written on their bodies.
Their true last words are said when they come back with edo tensei, so the words they think are (and actually is) the last ones are these:
What’s written on Deidara: Those two are…
What’s written on Sasori: Are you listening, Sasori?!
So imagine Deidara walking around after Sasoris death, wondering why the man he loved so much wasn’t his soulmate. Of course he’s too tried and sad to care anymore and he dies not trying to figure out who his real soulmate was. Imagine them meeting again as zombie and discuss why they didn’t say the right things. But as Sasori says “those two are” to Kankuro, Deidara understands. Finally he panics, and he need Sasori to know that they were meant to be like they always thought.
“Are you even listening to what you’re saying (‘saying’ as in “those words are written on me, remember?”)” = “Sasori, we were right. We were always soulmates.”
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