Im A Dumbass

I’m a dumbass

I was cleaning my room and the first thing I did was empty my trashcan. Later I needed to throw something away and couldn’t find the trashcan. I went to the bathroom to see if I left it there when I emptied it and when I didn’t find it I started patting my pockets like it would fit in pj pant pockets. I went back to my room and found the trashcan right where I had put it before. Smh I’m so dumb

Draco: What the fuck is wrong with you?! Harry: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'. Draco: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Todoroki: Top 30 reasons why Todoroki is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you! Kaminari: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

Listen to the Musn'ts, child. Listen for the Don'ts. Listen to the Shouldn'ts, the Impossible's, the Won'ts. Listen to the Never-Haves, then listen close to me, ANYTHING can happen, child, anything can be.

Shel Silverstein

Draco: I was born for politics. I have great hair and I love lying.

Still Into You

Kaminari loves the song Still Into You by Paramore. And his boyfriends want to know why.

Kaminari: *Listening to song*

Bakugou: This song is fucking annoying. Why do you listen to it all the fucking time?

Kirishima: Yeah, Firefly, why do you listen to this song so much?

Kaminari: Cause I'm still into you guys, duh. *kisses them both on the cheek one at a time and leaves the room*

Bakugou: *Looks at Kirishima* I like that song more now