Im A Dumbass

I’m a dumbass

I was cleaning my room and the first thing I did was empty my trashcan. Later I needed to throw something away and couldn’t find the trashcan. I went to the bathroom to see if I left it there when I emptied it and when I didn’t find it I started patting my pockets like it would fit in pj pant pockets. I went back to my room and found the trashcan right where I had put it before. Smh I’m so dumb

Emma: *pitches an idea* Norman, impressed: Huh, there might be something here! Ray, under his breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

There are many types of monsters in this world, monsters who will not show themselves and who cause trouble. Monsters who abduct children, monsters who devour dreams, monsters who suck blood, and monsters who always tell lies. Lying monsters are a real nuisance. They are much more cunning than other monsters. They pose as humans, even though they have no understanding of the human heart. They eat, even though they've never experienced hunger. They study even though the have no interest in academics. They seek friendship even though they do not know how to love. If I were to encounter such a monster, I would likely be eaten by it because, in truth, I am that monster

L Lawlet

Todoroki: Top 30 reasons why Todoroki is sorry... Number 5 will surprise you! Kaminari: Top 30 anime deaths. Number One: YOUR FUCKING ASS RIGHT NOW!!!

Ray: Sometimes, I don’t realize an event was traumatic until I tell it as a funny story and notice everyone is staring at me weird.

Camilio: *transforms to look like Denki* Denki: Okay, are you like BLIND? You look nothing like me. First off, I'm way taller. Secondly, I DO NOT look so sleep deprived and lastly, if you could drag comb through that hair you're like a 7 on a good day and I've been told I'm a constant 10.