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Emma, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing. Norman: Okay Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink? Emma: Orange soda, please! Ray: I'll have the strawberry soda. Norman: Me too, strawberry soda. Emma:
Emma: Would you stab your best friend in the leg for 10 million gold? Norman: You stab me, and then when my leg gets better, we buy a big-ass house. Ray: You can stab me too, then we'll have 20 million. Norman: Good thinking.
Emma: I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on. Ray: It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Norman isn’t
Norman: You're right. Ray: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
Norman: While I’m gone, Emma, you’re in charge. Emma: Yes!!! Norman, whispering: Ray, you’re secretly in charge. Ray: Obviously.
Norman: I trust Emma. Ray: You think she knows what she’s doing?
Norman: I wouldn't go that far.
Ray: Come on, I wasn’t that drunk last night. Emma: You were flirting with Norman. Ray: So what? He’s my partner. Emma: You asked him if his was single. Ray: Emma: And then you cried when he said he wasn’t.
Ray: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am- Norman: A doll. Emma: A cinnamon roll. Isabella: A sweetheart. Ray: Ray: ...stop it.
Norman: I can’t believe you live nearby, and you won’t let anyone crash at your place. Ray: You people already know too much about me. Emma: I know exactly three facts about you, and one of them is that you won’t let any of us crash at your place.
Emma: I love you guys, you're the best thing that's happened to me. Norman: We're the best thing that's ever happened to you? Emma: Yes! Ray: I'm starting to feel a little sorry for you.
Emma: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Ray's been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
Norman: Ray, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Ray: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later Norman: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Emma.
Ray: Don't worry, I got a plan. Norman: Alright. Ray: TraitorSayWhat? Emma: Excuse me? Ray: What? Norman: Ray: Ray: No wait-
Norman: If you had to choose between Emma and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Ray: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Emma: Ray! Norman: 63 cents. Ray: I'll take the money. Emma: RAY!!!
Ray, driving Norman and Emma: So how was your day? Emma: We almost got surprise adopted! Ray: What? Norman: We almost got kidnapped. Ray: Oh, okay. Ray: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!
Emma: So, what, now I’m just supposed to do anything that Norman does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff? Ray: If Norman were to jump off a cliff, he would’ve done his due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Norman jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Emma: You jump off a cliff! Ray: Gladly. Provided Norman did first.
Ray, stubbing his toe: Ow, son of a bi- Norman, motioning to Emma: Ray! Children!!! Ray: ... iscuit. Son of a biscuit. Norman: Nice save. Ray: Yeah. Fucking nailed it.
Ray: We need a distraction. Norman: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises? Emma, whispering: My time has come
Ray: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
Emma: So that’s my plan. Ray: Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean. Emma: No, go ahead, I want to hear it. Ray: It fucking sucks. Emma: That’s not constructive criticism.