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Pukicho, that glass of water is absolutely sweating bullets at the thought of you drinking its insides

god im so fucking thirsty

I cannot believe there's absolutely no way to watch free shows and movies anymore, there are too many paid streaming platforms and pirating websites have viruses and ads preventing you from watching it uninterrupted((.)) id rather follow the rules and purchase media moving forward because it is too inconvenient. Seriously, free and no ads or viruses with 1080p streaming is DEAD.

I recently got into the "Humans Are Space Orcs" genre of storytelling from PM Seymour's videos. This is my first attempt at writing something, so please enjoy!

A: Human, may I bother you about something?

H: Sure, go right ahead.

A: I recently discovered a game your people created. One of those...roleplays, I think you called it? The one with magic, monsters, and adventure?

H: Oh! You mean Dungeons & Dragons! Or as some people call it, D&D! What about it?

A: Do you think you could perhaps...teach me?

H: Oh, of course! I'll be the DM, or Dungeon Master. I'll guide you through the game and narrate things as you explore!

A: This game is one where you tell stories? Interesting...I would have thought that the game had deciding factors like a plot and pre-made characters and such

H: Well, there are some! But that's the fun part about it! You can use pre-determined stories and characters and NPCs, but you can also create literally anything you like in the game of D&D! The DM can use their imagination to create a world and story so that the players can make their own characters and explore to their hearts content!

A: Fascinating. How does one go about creating their character then?

H: Here, let me help you.

*Some time later*

H: There! You're all set! You have your character and their stats and everything else you'd need to play! *rummages around, pulling out a small pouch of die* Here, you can borrow this set of die.

A: *looks into the bag, seeing the numerous amount of die* What is the purpose of so many die?

H: Oh, that's for your actions. In D&D, you have to roll a certain die in order to do anything. And depending on the number rolled, you either succeed or fail the action, or I can come up with a different scenario if I decide to. So you'd say you were going to do something, and based on your roll, I would tell you what happens next

A: I see. This game continues to be more and more fascinating.

H: Yup! Pretty neat right? Would you be interested in playing a game?

A: Yes, I am very interested in seeing what you can come up with, human

H: Great! I'll come up with the story and I will let you know when everything is ready!

Hey science side of Tumblr? Wasn't there a point in time where 3D printers could recreate flesh to make body parts? Or am I remembering the details wrong? Like, doctors would use them to make ears, a working heart, that sort of thing. Are we just able to recreate human DNA now?

never not thinking about this mcdonalds box

YOU'RE GONNA NEED TWO HANDS, GRANDMA

What your brother has told you, we've all known since we came to this hellscape of a website

shoutout to my brother for setting me up for this

when the autism is being an actual mental health problem instead of making me obsess over fictional characters again:

Rb to give gender euphoria to the person you reblogged it from

​i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

I really need to talk about pregnant wario more

Since the Paralympics are happening and I’m seeing all sorts of people saying “See? This person doesn’t let their disability stop them!”

I would like you to remember that Paralympions are OLYMPIC LEVEL ATHLETES.

How would it feel if I compared your output to that of a literal olympic athlete and used that to justify not helping you or giving you what you need?

Oh, well Michael Phelps and Simone Biles can do it - why can’t you?

Thats how you sound.

In time travel movies, when the time traveler asks 'What year is this?!?' they're always treated like they're being weird for asking.

When in reality, if you go 'What year is this?!?' people will just say '2024. Crazy huh.' and you go 'Wtf where has my youth gone.'

And if you ask 'And what month??' people won't judge you, they'll just go like 'SEPTEMBER!!! Can you believe it?!?!' and you go 'WHAT?!? Last time I checked we were in May?!?'

b y e

Gunsmith Cats (1995)

sometimes that sad feeling is due to low blood sugar, and sometimes it's from decades of history. not that complex

You are not like the unabomber. I don't think you've ever bombed anything. In fact, you're on tumblr.com making posts. The Unabomber would not have done that.

The nurse who prescribes my HRT is great, zero complaints, but he can put the ball a little too in-my-court. In my most recent checkup we were talking about adjusting my dose, and he asked what dosage I wanted, and like, that's not a question I am qualified to answer, my guy.

So I said, "My ideal dose is basically that I'm holding an erlenmeyer flask of pure estrogen and someone offscreen yells, 'Doctor, you can't!' and I say, 'Just watch me!' and then I drink it and contort violently around and then fall out of frame and when I pop back into frame I'm played by Anne Hathaway."

And he didn't give me that dose but he did up it, so, like I said, zero complaints.

there is still time. there is still time. until your bones are in the fucking ground there is still time.

please can we do inbox trick-or-treating this year. can we make that a thing on tumblr. please please please please please