Not Gonna Lie, I Have Very Impure Thoughts Off This Gif Alone.

Not gonna lie, I have very impure thoughts off this gif alone. 😛😛

This ^^ This is why I have Tumblr 🤣😂😆

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

Uh yeah, I sure hope she does.

Someone: You know Lady Dimitrescu is probably gonna turn into a horrifying tentacle monster at the end, right?

Me:

Been A While

SPN FanFic

~Dean stumbles across a woman from his past who shows him that age and experience are always better than faded memory.~

Dean x Y/N, Sam, some OMCs

5,438 Words

Warnings: NSFW. Badass!Reader. Show Level Hunt Things. Smut. ;)

A/N: This piece was a commission. Hope you all enjoy!

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“Will I ever see you again?” she asked, eyes wide and wet as she looked up at Dean for the last time.

He held her cheek, his ring cold upon her skin. “I wish I didn’t have to go,” he whispered, young voice cracking with emotion.

It had only been two days, but they’d enjoyed the hell out of each other. Hunting side by side, fucking in the back of the Impala; it was like magic. There was just something about Y/N that Dean wasn’t sure he could walk away from. She was small but fierce, unafraid of anything, ready to kick ass, and yet, here she was, about to cry as he said goodbye.

“Maybe…” She chewed her lip and looked away towards the rising sun. It was cold in those precious and silent moments before dawn, and Y/N shivered as the breeze hit the back of her neck. “I could go with you,” she finished, grabbing Dean’s hand from her face to hold against her heart. “You might need me.”

He laughed sadly and licked his lips. “I don’t think so. My dad’s missing, I gotta go get my brother. This is- this is a family thing. I’m sorry.”

With her free hand, Y/N touched the splattering of golden freckles across the bridge of his nose, smiling as he did, tickled by her fingertips. “I understand,” she whispered, curling her fingers beneath his jaw to draw him down to her. “Good luck, Dean Winchester.”

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Oh my, thank you!! I love this so much! Can't wait for more. Great job! :D ❤🥰😭💖

Not Your Daughter

Here we are, finally getting my ass back to writing things! This was a request from darling @id-rather-be-in-middle-earth​ 

Request: A thorin x reader where after the mountains reclaimed, readers parents who only want money come to visit. Like they manipulated her whole life and after being with the company she knows what real love is and she stands up to them like, “You’re our daughter.” “You have no daughter.” It can be a thorin pairing or thorin is her figurative father figure and adopts her after. You can do whatever, I’m not picky about it.

Author´s note: Bear with me, this is two part long story, as I wanted to write the backstory of how the reader ended up with Thorin and how their relationship formed during the journey. 

Warning: mention of child abuse, poor parenting

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Part 1

It had been five years since Thorin Oakenshield and his company reclaimed Erebor from the dragon and defeated Azog and his army with the help of Men and Elves.

Gazing down from the balcony in your chambers you let your mind travel back in time when you first met Thorin and his company. Now that you thought about it, you were the luckiest one in all Arda and you couldn´t stop a smile creeping into your face.

You were part of Thorin´s company ever since they found you wandering near the Shire nothing but torn clothes on. They were shocked while staring at your small shaking figure in the mud,  one by one getting angry after you told them you escaped from your home because your parents got physical with you after they thought you didn´t work hard enough to bring money into the household.

None of the dwarves could fathom how parents could treat their daughter in such a way, your age couldn´t be much over eight which made them even angrier.

When you told them you then had gotten lost after hours of trying to find your way back home when it was getting dark, it was surprisingly Thorin who claimed you would be travelling with them as he felt obligated to find for you a better home. That sentence had made every warrior in his company turn their heads and look at Thorin like he had grown two heads on his shoulder.

Why? He didn´t know the reason why he should feel obligated toward a human child, you weren´t his responsibility but something about your teary eyes and light quiver of your lower lip resolved him to make up his mind before he could stop himself.

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Love goes through the stomach

Summary: When King Loki comes to eat in the restaurant you work in minutes before you close for the night, it is both annoyance and fear you feel, especially when he expresses how he is rather fond of your cooking skills. What you do not know, however, is that it is about far more than just your famous stew which he requested. He wants you in his bed, all to himself; so when you refuse to accept the position as his personal chef in his castle on Midgard, Loki takes you there against your will. Captured and stripped of most of your clothing, you wake up again in his elegant bedroom only to find out about his true intentions with you… will you surrender to him, eventually?

A/N: Requests from @the-departed-patato​, @id-rather-be-in-middle-earth​ and two anons… featuring one of my favourite AUs. It also takes place in a more or less haunted castle, @silverlightsaber​. Does that count? Enjoy, everyone! ♥

Words: 7804 Warnings: kidnapping, smut, non-con then dub-con, Jötun!Loki, Loki wins!AU, slave!Reader, mentions of assault, manipulation, blackmailing

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