What Time Is It?

What time is it?

Jack: Epel, do you know what time it is? Epel: wait a moment *takes a trumpet and starts playing it*

Vil: WHO THE FUCK STARTED PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 4 AM!?Epel: It's 4am

I’m a simp

Even to this day I still simp for him, LIKE, I KNOW HIS PERSONALITY IS SHIT BUT I LOVE HIM

Twisted wonderland boys when you turn into a baby!

Sooo, let’s say that in alchemy class something went wrong and you got transformed into a toddler, how would they take care of you?

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Leona: -At first Leona refused to take care of you because he already had enough with Cheka without having to take care of you now. -However, seeing how calm you were, he let you approach him little by little. -Little to say, Leona used you more as a stuffed animal than anything else, but look the positive side, he fed you perfectly (a lot of meat, Sorry if you happen to be vegetarian or vegan 😭) and he didn't leave you alone.

Trey: -Trey has younger brothers, so he knows exactly how to deal with you. -You make him very tender since you remind him of his little sister/brother, and at the same time Trey can't help but think about what it would be like to have a child with you in the future. -He cooked you a lots of sweets, from macaroons (sorry if I wrote it wrong 😭🖐🏻) to strawberry cakes, chocolate… -So Your tummy ended up hurting and he felt very guilty.

-But he made sure you brushed your teeth after eating!

Idia: -Panic. -Literally the only kid he knows how to deal with is Ortho, so when he sees you he gets very nervous. -Don't get him wrong, he finds you the most adorable and tender, but he just doesn't know what to do or say. -In the end the one who ends up taking care of you is Ortho while Idia plays her video games 5m away in his room. -Together with Ortho you played hide and seek for a couple of hours until finally the teachers found a potion to return you to your normal state.

Rook: -LOVES so much the idea of being able to see you this small and adorable look. -It's simple -He didn't leave you for a moment, a little more and you guys would even to shit together LMAO -He laughed when he saw you chasing the squirrels in Pomefiore's garden, he thought you were deadly adorable -He couldn't help but think about what it would feel like to raise your future children together, he definitely already has a whole life planned with you, it's inevitable, our favorite hunter unexpectedly became a prey for love <3

Malleus:

-It makes Malleus laugh how your little being looks at his horns with eyes full of curiosity. -He put you on his shoulders and carried you all the time, letting you touch his horns as much as you want, you can be proud, that is a privilege that he only grants to you because you are his beloved human <333 -He took you to see the gargoyles with him, honestly he is another one who took you everywhere with him. -Everything must be said and it is that he had to ask Lilia for a little advice because he controls more of the subject, although it was not too much since as we already know Malleus also participated in raising Silver and because of this he has a little experience

Jade:

-Jade is a very busy person without a doubt, after all he is the one who is in charge more than anything of managing the monstro lounge and of following Azul’s "orders" together with Floyd, however, he is capable of get organized enough to be able to take care of your infant self -He finds it very funny and tender to see your innocence from when you were little. -He certainly doesn't let you be with other students, especially Floyd, since it's not difficult for anyone to guess how that would end… Although he also does it because deep down he would be very jealous if someone stole your attention -He put a mushroom on your head 🕴

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I hope you all liked it, stay safe and healthy! <333

Floyd, Leona and Jack when their daughter falls and hits her head!

Sooo, let’s imagine years after graduating from Night Raven college they form a family and have a little daughter, and one day this little daughter (3 year old), trips and falls hitting her head with the corner of a piece of furniture, what would they do?______________________________________________________________

Floyd: -For Floyd, if his beautiful daughter gets hit or suffers even the slightest amount of damage, it means the end of the world, so he will start making a big fuss. -Floyd, without hesitation for a second, runs towards his little girl and lifts her in his arms while he runs to his brother for help and medical treatment without even consulting the severity of the blow. -Floyd threw away the furniture that the kid fell on and decided since then to put pillows everywhere, he was literally breaking his wife's balls to do it 💀

Jack: -Quickly the moment the kid falls and hits herself, his serious and tough facade disappears and gives way to his concern. -He checks the back of his daughter's neck very carefully and asks her repeatedly if she is okay, although he doesn't go as far as Floyd did. -Of course, from that moment on he will not take his eyes off his daughter to ensure that no other accident or misfortune occurs. -He felt a little angry with himself for not being able to stop his daughter from hitting herself.

Leona: -He lost all his sleepiness at once, although obviously he didn't change his care free facade, inside Leona had 3 heart attacks. -He lifts her up with one arm and makes sure that the child hasn’t suffered anything serious. In addition to that, he asks (orders) Ruggie to bring him his kid’s favorite food and made sure that she was okay and did not hurt herself. -In the end Leona decided to teach his daughter to not be so clumsy and look where she’s walking a little so that these accidents would not happen again.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!

I hope you had fun and started the new year healthy and happy! Remember to drink water and eat three meals a day, getting enough sleep hours is also important <333

I also hope you liked this little headcanons I’ve done <333

Dollar

Goo : And what do I get out of this?  Charles Choi : I will give you a dollar.  Goo : What do you think I am? A chump? I would never do it for a dollar!  Charles Choi : How bout two dollars?  Goo : You got yourself a deal.

IM STILL ALIVE

Sorry I disappeared, I didn't know what to post and had no imagination to write, I was super blocked 😭

But I'm back! (I think) Soo, maybe I'll upload something later today 🤭