But Could Someone Give A Message To The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived?

But could someone give a message to the smallest man who ever lived?

WHERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE, WHO WANTED ME DEAD? DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUT BED? WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK? WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY? IN FIFTY YEARS WILL THIS ALL BE DECLASSIFIED? AND YOU’LL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT, AND I’LL SAY “GOOD RIDDANCE!”. CAUSE IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN! I WOULD’VE DIED FOR YOUR SINS, INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE. AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT. GET. TIME. YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS. YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR REN-TAL CAR. YOU SAID ‘normal girls were boring’ BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING. YOU KICKED DOWN THE STAGE LIGHTS, BUT YOU’RE STILL PREFORMING-

spread him

i am going to throw myself out of a window

Calling all Epic the Musical Artists:

I am BEGGING you to make stickers!!! Genuinely begging! There are so many quotes from this musical that would look amazing on a sticker and you are all so talented so any art you made would be awesome as well!!

(of course it would be amazing if Jay added some more official merch, but as of now there isn't very much and I think it would be awesome if the fandom stepped in! It's also a great way to promote the show)

Anyway reblog this if you would buy Epic the Musical stickers and stick them EVERYWHERE

The Underworld Saga. Omfg. Polities. No. His mom. Fuck. The fact that they sang bits of Full Speed Ahead and parts of Just A Man. Shit. Just the entire song of Monster. Holy fucking shit.

As an overconfident little asshole I always think that, when I see a polar bear or a fucking apex predator that could DEFINITELY FUCKING KILL ME, I think ‘I prolly won’t die if I pet the bear they’re jus a silly little guy’ I’m an idiot 😭