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7 months ago

Hi

Fave swift songs from poets department??

I love all of them but if I had to pick my top 3 is would be

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Smallest man who ever lived

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10 months ago

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(Part Seven)

This is a thread connecting Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles to Taylor Swift’s most recent album, The Tortured Poet’s Department. Part One will be linked at the bottom, if you want to start from the beginning.

13.) I Can Do It With A Broken Heart

This song legitimately applies to everyone. TVC is just a bunch of angsty, existential vampires who have to keep carrying on, despite all their trauma and heartache, bc they’re immortal.

But, I want to shout out Claudia, specifically, bc that girl HAS BEEN THROUGH SOME SHIT. She endures immortality despite the many misfortunes she’s had to face: losing Charlie, losing her chance to live a normal life, losing her adulthood, always feeling second-best, and of course, being brutally killed bc Armand is jealous and petty. (Still love you Armand… it’s okay, I can fix you - no really, I can).

“Cause I’m a real tough kid, I can handle my shit”

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“Lights, camera, bitch smile, even when you wanna die”

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“I’m so depressed I act like it’s my birthday everyday”

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“I can hold my breath”

“I’ve been doing it since he left”

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“I cry a lot but I am so productive, it’s an art”

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“Cause I can do it with a broken heart”

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14.) The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

This is the only song I actually feel guilty (as sin?) about assigning to someone. I’m going to look at it through the lens of how Lestat may have felt about Nicki after they broke up for good. Lestat turned him, and once Nicki was a vampire, he hated Lestat. And then Nicki’s true feelings came to light - how he resented Lestat’s capacity to endure, how he’d gone to Paris with Lestat in hopes that they both would fail.

I don’t think Lestat would feel this bitter for long, but it’s not crazy to think that he might’ve had a period of sulking after all he went through with Nicki.

“Was any of it true?”

“You gazing at me starry eyed”

“Who the fuck was that guy?”

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“And I don't even want you back, I just want to know”

“If rusting my sparkling summer was the goal?”

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“I would've died for your sins”

“Instead I just died inside”

“You kicked out the stage lights”

“But you're still performing”

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“And I'll forget you but I'll never forgive”

“The smallest man who ever lived”

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Part One: https://www.tumblr.com/funtheysaid/749134183115456512/ttpd-is-about-iwtv

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(Part One) Okay, listen, I know I sound crazy and if you’re not a Swiftie or an Anne Rice fan, then those acronyms are going to look like g

Part Eight: https://www.tumblr.com/funtheysaid/749136105881862145/ttpd-is-about-iwtv

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(Part Eight) This is a thread connecting Anne Rice’s The Vampire Chronicles to Taylor Swift’s most recent album, The Tortured Poet’s Depart

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8 months ago

What an awesome idea to dig a moat over 2000 miles and then fill it with snakes and alligators.

Well, we're not entirely serious here, but it would be endless jobs for Mexican immigrants.

Nonsense, once again Trump proves that he has no idea about business and is more likely to display medieval values.

How about a replacement for the Panama Canal, just at the longest point, which can never really be economical.

He had also recommended investigating pale science to see if it could help against Covid.

The sick thing is that his own party is going along with this nonsense just to get into power.

His supporters have no interest in differentiating and are completely overwhelmed by complex interrelationships.

Perhaps Trump was simply misinterpreted! It's an incredible opportunity to embark on the largest conservation project for renaturalization ever to be realized on American soil. While some may see nature conservation and Trump as two unlikely partners, we believe they can coexist.

Nonsense, we were only joking

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11 months ago

But could someone give a message to the smallest man who ever lived?

WHERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE, WHO WANTED ME DEAD? DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUT BED? WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK? WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY? IN FIFTY YEARS WILL THIS ALL BE DECLASSIFIED? AND YOU’LL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT, AND I’LL SAY “GOOD RIDDANCE!”. CAUSE IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN! I WOULD’VE DIED FOR YOUR SINS, INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE. AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT. GET. TIME. YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS. YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR REN-TAL CAR. YOU SAID ‘normal girls were boring’ BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING. YOU KICKED DOWN THE STAGE LIGHTS, BUT YOU’RE STILL PREFORMING-


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8 months ago

Battle Of The Bridges: Round 2

Battle Of The Bridges: Round 2

The Bolter

She's been many places with

Men of many faces

First, they're off to the races

And she's laughing, drawin' aces

But none of it is changin'

That the chariot is waitin'

Hearts are hers for the breakin'

There's escape in escaping

The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived

Were you sent by someone who wanted me dead?

Did you sleep with a gun underneath our bed?

Were you writin' a book? Were you a sleeper cell spy?

In fifty years, will all this be declassified?

And you'll confess why you did it and I'll say, "Good riddance"

'Cause it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden

I would've died for your sins, instead, I just died inside

And you deserve prison, but you won't get time

You'll slide into inboxes and slip through the bars

You crashed my party and your rental car

You said normal girls were boring

But you were gone by the morning

You kicked out the stage lights, but you're still performing

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