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But could someone give a message to the smallest man who ever lived?

WHERE YOU SENT BY SOMEONE, WHO WANTED ME DEAD? DID YOU SLEEP WITH A GUN UNDERNEATH OUT BED? WERE YOU WRITING A BOOK? WERE YOU A SLEEPER CELL SPY? IN FIFTY YEARS WILL THIS ALL BE DECLASSIFIED? AND YOU’LL CONFESS WHY YOU DID IT, AND I’LL SAY “GOOD RIDDANCE!”. CAUSE IT WASNT SEXY ONCE IT WASNT FORBIDDEN! I WOULD’VE DIED FOR YOUR SINS, INSTEAD I JUST DIED INSIDE. AND YOU DESERVE PRISON BUT YOU WONT. GET. TIME. YOU’LL SLIDE INTO INBOXES AND SLIP THROUGH THE BARS. YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR REN-TAL CAR. YOU SAID ‘normal girls were boring’ BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING. YOU KICKED DOWN THE STAGE LIGHTS, BUT YOU’RE STILL PREFORMING-