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Shen Qingqiu, who had the most terrible,no good,very bad day possible in the holy mausoleum, described as "nothing but a heap of wounds and blood" by Binghe: start to cry when Binghe yells at him.

Also Shen Qingqiu: How unsightly.

Ik he gossips w/ airplane but he needs to gossip more with his husband. binghe would get so worked up about it too if he could stop staring at his beautiful ranting wife for long enough to absorb any information

also im sorry for my terrible phone camera i really haven't gotten the hang of taking pictures of my traditional art yet lmao. if anybody has tips id appreciate them ^^ //

Bonus Binghe before his man came back for him:

Still thinking about how Shen Qingqiu was really thinking "I can easily fake my death by actually dying and rebooting in a spare body because everyone will be glad I'm gone and not miss me at all" and is shocked that all the people he spent years building close relationships with, relationships that he valued and cared about deeply, were actually really really fucking traumatised and upset by his death

My dude is not okay in the slightest

The thing you have to understand about shen yuan as a person is that he's not an idiot but he's also too kind for his own good. He's the type of person who will see a violent monster imprisoned because it killed hundreds of people and think, "aww it's locked up how sad :("

He's the type of person who will free the monster, but think "I'm not stupid enough to try to pet it and end up dying myself, though!" not realizing the monster has sworn its life to protecting him for his kindness.

He's the kind of person who always changes others lives for the better and never expects anything in return. He's the kind of person who will expect his kindness to come back to bite him in the ass, but choose to be a loving person anyway

Idea: Shen Jiu wanders by the camp of children waiting for the entrance exam one night and comes across a small child beating Shang Qinghua with a stick shouting about his terrible writing and stupid ideas

It's very amusing even as Shang Qinghua is clearly not hurt he still looks cowed. And Shen Jiu is thoughtful, leaving his Shidi to get beaten by a small child

The next day the kids barely break soil before Shen Jiu is like: "That one" pointing at Shen Yuan

Everyone is surprised and pleased with his decision he leaves and in a frantic bit of panic Shang Qinghua nabs Luo Binghe

Which leads to Shen Yuan repeatedly stealing Luo Binghe and when questioned he says "he belongs on Qing Jing, not with that man"

Shen Qingqiu is delighted by the spite and joins Shen Yuan in trying to get Luo Binghe to switch to Qing Jing but Luo Binghe actually quite likes An Ding and Shang Qinghua who ruffles his hair and personally taught him to read.

(Shang Qinghua just wants to not die)

Anyway Shen Qingqiu secretly delights in Shen's sassy and snarky ways but he's also bad with children so he's like "fascinating." *pokes Shen Yuan with a long stick*

Ming Fan tries to bully Shen Yuan and gets called a "forgettable cannon fodder" and "ant boy" and immediately deflates and cries

Remember Shen Yuan was a bored rich kid internet weirdo. He's not dealing with bullshit if he can get away with it