You Are Were-kin Yourself And Decide To Follow Them One Day Before The Full Moon Out Of Curiousity. You

You are were-kin yourself and decide to follow them one day before the full moon out of curiousity. You see them setting up stuff to help another were with their transformation. This is how you find out your cousin is dating your human co-worker.

Every 28 days like clockwork your coworker takes a day off, even in the middle of the week. You notice that it always coincides with the full moon. This is interesting because they don’t smell unusual, and you can smell were-kin a mile away.

Curtain: -so that's why you can't be friends with Reynie Muldoon. Do you understand what I'm saying, son?

SQ: ...Yes sir.

Next day, SQ walks into the room holding hands with Reynie.

Curtain: Now, what did I say about being friends with Reynie Muldoon?

SQ: Oh! Don't worry dad, we're not friends.

Curtain: * gestures at their hands with a raised brow and disappointed frown *

SQ: We're boyfriends. Totally different! * smiles happily *

Curtain: * faints *

Yeah I'm a manic dream pixie girl but in like a reanimated skeleton with butterfly wings taped onto it kinda way.

Unus and Annus in the Void.

You've heard of mom friend now get ready for: Grandma friend! I offer you throat lozenges when you cough and get tired walking short distances.

Karamatsu: My eye bags are Gucci!

Todomatsu: My eye bags are Prada~

Ichimatsu: My eye bags are trash because I'm a trash man.