Deceit- Sphinx (Ethiopian Lion Body And Golden-winged Warbler Wings)

Deceit- Sphinx (Ethiopian Lion Body and Golden-winged Warbler Wings)

*Has feathers on the side of his face instead of scales.

*Considers the type of mythical creatures the sides are as "too human for his taste".

*Constantly boasts about being a better flyer than Patton (he obviously isn't). But Patton humors him and has little friendly flying competitions with him.

Sanders Sides Monster AU

Logan- Centaur (Bay Roan Appaloosa)

Roman- Satyr (Markhor)

Patton- Harpy (Blue Grey Tanager)

Virgil- Naga (Formosan Odd-Scaled Snake)

*The others like to ride on Logan’s back, but some *cough* Roman *cough* are too heavy to stay on for long. Virgil wraps around to distribute his weight, making him the best rider. Patton perches pretty well but sometimes accidentally digs his talons into Logan’s hide when he gets too excited.

*When Patton gets complimented or proud of the others, his feathers fluff up in happiness. Also he is The Mother HenTM.

*Roman keeps the other satyrs in check to make sure they don’t use their magic to take advantage of humans. “Remember everyone, consent is the most romantic thing of all!" 

*Roman can play the flute(based on when he tried to play the recorder).

*Being reptilian, Virgil gets cold easily. He used to just nest up in lots of blankets but now that the others accept him he’ll just randomly wrap around one of them for cuddles.

*I guess since these are basically all Greek monsters then Thomas can be the Greek God that created them!

Logan & Virgil: * are both sitting in the living room sick *

Virgil: I hate being sick! I wanna fight my own body.

Logan: Oh,  I know. * glares down at self *

Logan: Start functioning properly again, dammit!

Patton: * Is walking in * * gasps*

Patton: Logan, language!

Virgil: You mean BODY language?

Logan: Yes, since I was talking to my body?

Patton: Don't use word play against me. I'm chastising you right now, mister! * wiggles finger with hand on hip *

Virgil: * sneezes like a kitten *

Logan: * sniffles and rolls eyes *

Patton: * gasps again * Wait, are you both sick???

Logan and Virgil: * nods *

Patton: I must make you two soup immediately!!! * runs off into the kitchen *

Deceit

Home Schooled, {Forced} Death Eater

Wand: Silver Lime Wood and Horned Serpent Horn Core

Familiar: Yellow Banded Poison Dart Frog

Patronus: Chameleon

Sanders Sides Hogwarts AU

Patton

House: Hufflepuff

Familiar: Couch’s Spadefoot Toad

Wand: Unicorn Hair Core, Poplar Wood

Patronus: Dolphin

Roman

House: Gryffindor

Familiar: Bengal Cat

Wand: Phoenix Feather Core, Sycamore Wood

Patronus: Peacock

Logan

House: Ravenclaw

Familiar: Barred Owl

Wand: Dragon Heartstring Core, Beech Wood

Patronus: Octopus

Virgil

Rumored Squib/Obscurial

Familiar: Black Hooded Rat

Wand: Dragon Heartstring Core, Larch Wood

Patronus: Vulture

Thomas

Professor, Head of Hufflepuff House

Familiar: Northern Pygmy Owl

Wand: Phoenix Feather Core, Black Walnut Wood

Patronus: Turtle

Roman: * angrily muttering at kitchen appliances *

Roman: * sings to calm himself down *

Logan: * walking into the kitchen *

Logan: Were you just...talking to yourself?

Roman: No, I was talking to inanimate objects, actually.

Logan:And...singing to them as well?

Roman: Ah well, the singing was for myself. If the inanimate objects just so happened to be listening in, then that's on them. But honestly, I wouldn't blame them. My singing voice is absolutely angelic! Isn't that right, little toaster?

Toaster: * has a Brave Little Toaster face painted on it, probably by Patton *

Okay but the first one? The Z?? Is literally all of my hopes and dreams when it comes to sanders sides ships??? How did you know I needed this before I even did???

Polyamorous Relationships and LAMP

We all know LAMP/ CALM/ Polysanders/ Whatever we’re calling it here is a wonderful ship. It’s pure love and cuddle piles. But I was thinking, that polyamorous relations usually don’t work like that, right? It’s not always just a group in love. It’s often more like a tangled web of couples overlapping. Here’s a handy thing I got from google:

Right, so LAMP is the one in the bottom right, but it doesn’t have to be. What I’m saying, is I want to see some of this

Or this

Or even this!

Honestly, there are so many combinations. And they can all be healthy! I haven’t seen anything like it, and I think that should change. It’s interesting!

Virgil: * singing angstily to himself while curled up in a corner *

Virgil: I never wanted to be the bad guy, the bad guy, the bade guuuyyy. Never wanted to be the bad guy - But that's just how the story goes...

Patton: * busting into the room ready to offer his full love and support *

Patton: But you can change the story!

Patton: * starts singing too *

Patton:  I admit, it's complicated.

You've never read a book like this,

But fairytales should really be updated.

Virgil: * wiping away a tear with a shaky smirk *

Virgil: Is that...Shrek the Musical? Really, Pat?

Patton: * nods and sings more *

Patton: And there's more! More, More to the story. What you so often read,

isn't always so. There's more, more to the story. Now we know~

Patton: * holds out a hand to Virgil to help him up *

Virgil: * hesitantly takes it and stands *

Patton: * still holding his hands while he sings *

Patton: All the things that make us special, are the things that make us strong! What makes us special~

Virgil: * softly * What makes us special...

Patton: What makes us special, makes us strong!

Patton: * twirls Virgil while grinning *

Both: Let your freak flag wave!

Let your freak flag fly!

Never take it down, never take it down.

Raise it way up high!

Let your freak flag flyyy~ Fly!

Roman: * storming into the room because he overheard the two singing and dancing *

Roman: You guys are reenacting musicals in here without me?

Roman: * puts hand on chest dramaticly *

Roman: Why didn't you invite me???

Virgil: * sticks his tongue out at him playfully before singing again *

Virgil: I think i got you beat. Yeah, yeah, yeah~