With Great Puns Comes Great Capability Of Messing With Others

With Great Puns Comes Great Capability of Messing with Others

Remus: Hey brother, I MOUSTACHE you a question.

Remus: * his moustache flies off and flies around like a disgusting flesh bat *

Roman: Yeaaahhh, Gross. And the answer is no.

Remus: * catches moustache and applies it back on * But I didn’t even-

Roman: Whatever it is, the answer is no.

Remus:  * getting desperate * I said I must AXE you a question! * pulls out a battle axe and chops it down onto Roman’s head *

Remus: Whoopsy!~ Guess you can’t answer if you’re dead. * shrugs * I’ll just go to Pop Lock and Drop it then.

Later on-

Roman: * walks by Patton with an axe sticking out of his head * Don’t even ask.

Patton: Don't you mean AXE? * giggles * But really, are you okay???

Roman: * groans dramatically and continues on his way *

Remus: * runs into the room after him wielding yet another axe * Big bone daddy! I must AXE-

Patton: Ohhh! * gets it then proceeds to cover his ears * Lalala, not listening!

Remus:  * frowns then exchanges the axe for a letter opener * Need an ear opener, then?

Patton: * still holding his hands over his ears * Lalala! Sorry I only listen to people who don’t use puns for eViL! Lala-

Patton: Wait, did you say ear opener? That’s not what that-

Expanding on my last post:

Would it be cool if the next dark side’s make up/look is either something like this:

Or something like this:

Like lmao can ya’ll even imAGINE. 

Stranger Things Squad Goals

A.k.a Future Team Ups I Wish to See in the Show!

* If Robin does help Will come to terms with being Gay, maybe in season 4 Steve can figure out he’s Bi in order to help Mike come to terms with being Bi in season 5(the final season?).  Thus making the four of them an LGBT power team up, how great would that be?

* Another team up combo that could have been great (or will be great if they somehow find a way to make Alexei alive) is Alexei, Mr. Clarke (kids’ science teacher) and Murray. Also their codenames could all be birds!!! Woodpecker (due to the plushie), Meadowlark (rhymes with/similar to Clarke), and Bald Eagle (already canon lol) respectively. 

* Give us more sibling shenanigans! El with Will and Jonathon now that they’ re going to be living together(come on good big bro Jonathon for both Will and El). Some more Mike and Nancy team ups. And finally some Lucas and Erica bonding now that she seems to be finally accepting the fact that she’s a nerd too. (Also if Billy really is “Winter Soldier”ing it maybe we’ll finally get some more closure for him and Max.)

* If Will really does have powers and Eight/Kali does make a return, I’d love to see a team up of them two and El. El and Kali could have an opportunity to but heads over how best to train/help Will with his powers. Which could potentially help them eventually understand each other better after the falling out they had. (Maybe they even team up to go find the other Numbers/Test Subjects or at least try to find documents/information about them who knows.)

* If Hopper and Alexei are both still alive, for them to team up to escape the Russians. (Maybe even running into and teaming up with “Winter Soldier” Billy.)

* Steve and Hopper interactions because they both seem to be good at randomly adopting lovable yet troublesome kids. Plus they’re the sole Prep and Jock(respectively) amongst an entire group of Nerds lmao.

* For Steve to have a chance to bond with Will and El, one having been pushed to the background and the other not having been adopted by him yet since she was mainly home stuck(if you get this reference I love you).

* For Robin to bond with Max, El, Will, Lucas and Dustin and for Nancy and Jonathon to bond with Erica. One big found family here we go!!!

* Might add more on later but that’s it for now. Let me know if you have any other team up combos you’d love to see!

I haven’t seen the movie in forever but this is amazing! It’s just so sweet and perfect? And Virgil totally rocks those outfits. Also love that you made Remus’ black stripes thicker while you made Roman’s white stripes thicker. Ahhh such a nice subtle costume design. 

Kat’s Sanders Sides Beetlejuice AU~

And so it is here and it’s come with a twist!! I decided to combine both the movie and the cartoon!

Remus is Evil!Betelgeuse, Roman is Good!Beetlejuice, Logan is Adam Maitland, Patton is Barbara Maitland, Thomas is Juno, Virgil is Lydia Deetz, Emile is Charles Deetz, Remy is Delia Deetz, and (even though I didn’t draw him) Deceit is Otho

The plot is pretty much exactly like the movie except that Roman wants a free ticket out of the Netherworld but he can only do that by at least getting engaged so he tries to get Virgil to agree to it, saying that they never even have to get married

Meanwhile, Logan and Patton are trying to get the Deetz’s out of their house while also dealing with Roman’s evil twin brother, Remus (who later tricks Virgil into agreeing to the free-ticket-out-marriage by disguising himself as Roman)

In the end they defeat Remus and it’s a happy ending for all, and Roman and Virgil are engaged and go on adventures in the Netherworld!

Reblogs Are Welcomed~ <3

Human x Mythical Creature OTP Prompts

So you've heard of a sailor or pirate falling in love with a Mermaid OR a knight falling in love with a Dragon but have you  ever considered:

* A one eyed pirate (with an eyepatch/missing eye) falling in love with a Cyclops (child/descendent of Poseiden)

* A lumberjack falling in love with a Dryad

* A firefighter falling in love with a Phoenix or Salamander 

* A nurse or doctor falling in love with a Vampire 

* Alternatively, a nurse or doctor falling in love with a Caladrius 

* A mortician or funeral director falling in love with a Ghoul 

* Alternatively, a mortician or funeral director falling in love with a Grim Reaper

* A florist falling in love with a Fae 

* A falconer falling in love with a Harpy

* A famous popstar or rockstar falling in love with a Banshee

* A sculptor falling in love with a Gargoyle 

* A bullfighter falling in love with a Minotaur 

* A storm chaser falling in love with a Thunderbird

* A hunter falling in love with a deer Satyr or Centaur 

* A surfer falling in love with a Kappa

* A marine biologist falling in love with an Icthyocentaur

* A cowboy or desert wanderer falling in love with a Manticore 

* A snake charmer falling in love with a Gorgon 

* A hair stylist or a beauty technician falling in love with a Futakuchi-onna 

* A sukeban  (Japanese delinquent school girl) falling in love with a Kuchisake-onna 

* A charity event planner or volunteer falling in love with a Jinn/Djinn (Genie)

* A wedding planner falling in love with a Cupid (Angel of Love)

* A hit man falling in love with a Sandman (Both put people to sleep...one just does it permanently)

* A night guard falling in love with a Hellhound 

* A spy falling in love with a Changeling or Doppelganger 

* An pest exterminator falling in love with a Mothman

* A nanny falling in love with a Boogeyman (Monster under the kid’s bed)

* A mechanic or plumber falling in love with a Goblin or Gremlin

Hey wait a moment, if the original creativity had both Roman’s and Remus’ colors then that means that they’d be Christmas colors!

Which is really interesting if you think back to Roman’s emphasis on the “There’s no winning on Christmas.” line in the Christmas episode they had... Hmmm...