Don't Worry Though Pat And Ro Are Both Okay They Can't Actually Get Injured - Tumblr Posts

ifeellikeameowster
5 years ago

With Great Puns Comes Great Capability of Messing with Others

Remus: Hey brother, I MOUSTACHE you a question.

Remus: * his moustache flies off and flies around like a disgusting flesh bat *

Roman: Yeaaahhh, Gross. And the answer is no.

Remus: * catches moustache and applies it back on * But I didn’t even-

Roman: Whatever it is, the answer is no.

Remus:  * getting desperate * I said I must AXE you a question! * pulls out a battle axe and chops it down onto Roman’s head *

Remus: Whoopsy!~ Guess you can’t answer if you’re dead. * shrugs * I’ll just go to Pop Lock and Drop it then.

Later on-

Roman: * walks by Patton with an axe sticking out of his head * Don’t even ask.

Patton: Don't you mean AXE? * giggles * But really, are you okay???

Roman: * groans dramatically and continues on his way *

Remus: * runs into the room after him wielding yet another axe * Big bone daddy! I must AXE-

Patton: Ohhh! * gets it then proceeds to cover his ears * Lalala, not listening!

Remus:  * frowns then exchanges the axe for a letter opener * Need an ear opener, then?

Patton: * still holding his hands over his ears * Lalala! Sorry I only listen to people who don’t use puns for eViL! Lala-

Patton: Wait, did you say ear opener? That’s not what that-

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sanders sides sanders sides shitpost roman sanders remus sanders patton sanders roman and remus sibling dynamics creativitwins ss creativity twins patton how many times must logan tell you not to ask remus to specify the things he says' you brought your fate on yourself really don't worry though pat and ro are both okay they can't actually get injured can ya'll tell that i'm having way too much fun with this sibling dynamic ooorrr also headcanon that remus just has an entire fucking arsonal of assorted weaponry also also the moustache thing is taken from that one scene in the movie John Dies at the End
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