The Only Two Ways I Can Categorize Height Is If I See Something Tall I Go 'woah, Big Boy Man' And If

the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

Imagine mind reader soap , like just think about it . But he doesn’t read their whole thoughts he can only read what they think about him.

Soap doesn’t consciously read people’s minds, he kinda just taps into their heads on accident like spotty wifi. But it happens so often that he’s gotten used to the extra voices from others in his head. He’s read some bad ones, weird ones and nice ones but none were like Ghost’s.

Ghost’s thoughts started out as ‘new person’ ‘the sergeant’ ‘loud’ and ‘annoying’

Which was understandable, soap’s charm wasn’t for everyone .. even if soap grumbled about it for a couple days ..

But after a while, after they had begun to know each other, things had shifted. What would have soap never expect for was the drastic turn in the man’s thoughts. A full 180.

Now his thoughts were ‘mine’ ‘my Johnny’ ‘loud’ ‘cute’ and so on, soap was surprised ghost knew the word cute. And even more surprised the word was used for him.

It made soap feel giddy that he caused such a change, especially in someone like ghost. But soap does get shy sometimes, believe it or not, when ghost’s thoughts get just a little more intimate. Paired with those eyes staring down at him. Soap can feel the heavy weight of ghosts eyes on his entire body. Scanning him like prey.

Ghost’s craving for soap is headache inducing, but also thrilling to soap. Ghost liked him? So much that the man actually had wet dreams of him? So much that he’d think of soap while they were on missions?

Soap found it was exhilarating to mess with the man and then tap into his thoughts, see what things he wouldn’t say out loud due to pride all because of Soap.

But imagine soap forgetting he can read minds and randomly responds to one of ghosts thoughts. Like ghost in his mind thinking about how cute soap looks today and soap immediately responding with a “you think I look cute? What about the other days huh?” And soap would tease ghost with a cheeky tone. Not registering that the other man is in complete gay panic. Also forgetting to remind himself of his own power to read minds. “D..did I say that out loud??” Ghost mumbled under his breath, mind in turmoil as he resisted the urge to punch himself. Even after his stumble ghost quickly played it off, replying to soap with his usual annoyed huff. “You’re too loud.” Ghost said, choosing to look at the very interesting concrete instead of the smug grin on the shorter man.

every cybertronian in tfp is just like.

hello. I am HOMELESS. i am GAY. i have DUMB BITCH DISEASE. i am NEW IN TOWN,

it must be so nice to be rich instead of like … having to develop a personality

This panel is so cute

thanks for the vote of confidence