Anytime Atsushi Gets Excited His Tail Pops Out And Wags But No One Tells Him Becuz They Think Its Funny

anytime atsushi gets excited his tail pops out and wags but no one tells him becuz they think its funny to see atsushi try and pretend he's not excited and act nonchalant

atsushi is genuinely surprised and confused how everyone always knows what he wants or wants to do

dazai, kunikida, and atsushi coming back from a mission

kunikida, noticing atsushi looking at an ice cream stall: atsushi do u want ice cream

atsushi: oh i dont care either way! if u and dazai san want to then...

dazai: i dont re-

kunikida and dazai staring at atsushi's wagging tail:

dazai: ooh~ kunikida-kun~ how kind~ to offer us ice cream~

kunikida: as if bastard! i'll buy it for atsushi but ur a grown ass man

dazai: if only i had a tail :(

atsushi: what

dazai: what

atsushi:

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like that

yosano: how did u choose a gift for atsushi? theres so many things i could get... since he's not used to owning much

ranpo: my genius deductive skills obviously

yosano:

ranpo: okay fine i chose like 10 and mentioned them to him subtly and bought the one he wagged his tail for the most

yosano:

yosano: oh shit u are a genius

ranpo: why r u acting surprised

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atsushi: cant believe i have to work with you again,,, why do we always have to see each other ugh

akutagawa, staring (like wan staring) at atsushi's wagging tail:

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bet atsushi never takes time off becuz idk he doesn't think he can - like he knows he can but he also doesn't think he can

that doesn't make sense but i hope u get it

anyway he never requests time off - he's only not there if he's sick (and was bullied into resting) or something like he personally never puts in the request

if there's some festival or event or anything that anyone thinks atsushi would want to go and would go if not for work they let the boss man know

fukuzawa: atsushi, you haven't taken much time off, but it's good to take a break now and then. if you want, you can have monday and tuesday off. (which weirdly is the exact time that that one event u wanted to go to is on but obviously thats just a coincidence)

atsushi, tail wagging: oh that's alright

fukuzawa: i insist.

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what else hmmmmmmmm

kyouka: atsushi, do you want me to make that dish again? you liked it right?

atsushi: oh i did! but you dont have to if you dont want to! i mean if you do you totally can

kyouka, staring at his tail: i'll make it

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junichiro, after coming back from a longer mission:

atsushi: heyyy we didn't see each other all day!

junichiro, trying not to show how touched he is becuz atsushi's tail is wagging, showing how happy he is:

and so on

sskk wedding where atsushi gives a long ass speech and when its finally time for aku's vows every breathes a sigh of relief becuz aku like is direct, quick to the point so they think it's almost over but aku could talk about atsushi and how much he loves him for days on end and still think its not enough

team yangchen incorrect quotes

Yangchen: Time for plan G. Kavik: Don’t you mean plan B? Yangchen: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties. Yingsu: What about plan D? Yangchen: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago. Akuudan: What about plan E? Yangchen: I’m hoping not to use it. Kavik dies in plan E. Jujinta: I like plan E.

yangchen: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet. kavik: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

*Yangchen's helping Yingsu out after they get injured, while the others are watching* Kavik: How does Yingsu look? Jujinta: A little better than you, actually.

Yangchen: Can I be frank with you guys? Kavik: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help. Yingsu: Can I still be Yingsu? Jujinta: Shh, let Frank speak.

Yangchen: I made tea. kavik: I don’t want tea. Yangchen: I did not make tea for you. This is my tea. kavik: Then why are you telling me? Yangchen: It is a conversation starter. kavik: That’s a lousy conversation starter. Yangchen: Oh, is it? We are conversing. Checkmate.

Yangchen: petition to remove the 'd' from Wednesday Yingsu: Wednesay Yangchen: Not what I had in mind, but I'm flexible

Yangchen: A theif. Kavik: Thief? Yangchen: Theif. Kavik: I before E, except after C. Yangchen: Thceif. Yangchen: No.

Jujinta: *Walking in to a room* Sorry I’m late... I was... doing things. *Sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder* Kavik: *Out of breath* THEY PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN’ STAIRS.

Yangchen: If you had to choose between Kavik and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Jujinta: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Kavik: Jujinta! Yangchen: 63 cents. Jujinta: I'll take the money. Kavik: JUJINTA!!!

Yingsu: Why are you on the floor? Kavik: I'm depressed. Kavik: Also I was stabbed, can you get Yangchen, please.

Yangchen: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three- Yangchen and Kavik, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks! Yingsu: Our turn, jujinta! One, two, three- vanilla! jujinta, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

Yangchen: Is stabbing someone immoral? Yingsu: Not if they consent to it. Jujinta: Depends who you’re stabbing. Kavik: YES?!?

Kavik: You know those things will kill you, right? Yangchen, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. Yingsu, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. jujinta: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

Chuuya: look, whoever upset Kenji just come forward and you'll be forgiven

*complete silence*

Chuuya, smirking: smart, cause I would've killed you at sight

confessions

It's quite obvious to anyone who has seen them. Akutagawa and Atsushi have feelings for each other, yet for some reason neither of them have seem to realize the other feels the same.

Fast forward to the present day, the Decay of Angels is taken care of, Yokohama is safe, and everything is back to normal. Well as normal as it can be. You see, the tension has been high between the two men, ever since Akutagawa came back from vampirism with his teeth in Atsushis neck. Neither of them decide to bring it up, why would they? they don't want to be the one to bring up this awkward conversation, Atsushi doesn't want to bring up the fact that maybe he actually enjoyed it, and Akutagawa doesn't want to admit how his heart fluttered when he was that close to the weretiger. So, neither of them talk about it, they go on missions together since the Port Mafia and Agency have come to a mutual understanding that they may need to rely on each other from time to time.

Now, the problem isn't the fact they get paired together on missions, no, that's the opposite of a problem they actually work together amazingly, they don't need words to communicate, they can just look at each other and the point gets across. The problem is Dazai. You see Dazai is perceptive, to perceptive for his own good sometimes. So Obviously he has seen the tension, and obviously he has teased Atsushi about it. But every time Dazai has brought it up, Atsushi has shut it down, albeit he has the biggest blush dusting his cheeks, and a slightly inflated flustered tone while speaking. Akutagawa doesn't have it any easier. Yes he doesn't have Dazai poking fun at the situation, but he does have Chuuya. Chuuya who means well. Chuuya who doesn't want him to make the same mistakes he did. So Chuuya pushes Akutagawa to confess, to realize his feelings for Atsushi is more than just tolerance of him, but genuine feelings. Eventually Akutagawa tries his best to tell him he really does. But he is only human.

"Weretiger we need to talk" No, that will stress Atsushi out. "Atsushi want to get dinner together this weekend?" Is he really asking him on a date. and since when does Akutagawa use Atsushis first name? After many days, and many unsent text messages, they get paired on another mission. The mission goes to plan as it always does, until the end, Atsushi is standing in front of Akutagawa, his face flushed in the prettiest way that Akutagawa has ever seen. Nervously Atsushi asks Akutagawa if he wants to get boba together, only because they had extra time since they finished the mission quickly, no other reason. Of course Akutagawa accepts, only because he is feeling fairly parched, not because he actually wants to spend more time with Atsushi, that would be absurd. Now here they both are, sitting outside the café together, in silence. Which is weird for them, not necessarily Akutagawa, but Atsushi, Atsushi tends to fill the silence. And Akutagawa always thought he hated it, but now that it's not there, he's realized how much he like Atsushi talking. So, he goes to break the silence, but, so does Atsushi does too. After a couple awkward chuckles from the two men, Akutagawa lets Atsushi speak first. When he does, Akutagawa couldn't believe his ears. Atsushi was flustered, he was stumbling over his words, and it wasn't smooth at all, it was embarrassing to be fully honest, But Akutagawa didn't care, he loved every second of it, every stumbled word, every nervous giggle, every little thing Atsushi did. Akutagawa never looked away, he held his breath until Atsushi was finished talking, and when Atsushi finished, the biggest smile crossed Akutagawa face. Akutagawa didn't know how to respond though, how was he supposed to, someone he's seen at his lowest points, someone he sacrificed his life for, was sitting here next to him, acting as if Akutagawa wasn't as in love with him as he was. So instead of using words. Which were never his strongest suit. Akutagawa did what he thought best, and he leaned forward and kissed him. After a couple moments he pulled away smiling softly at Atsushi. "You really think I wouldn't return the sentiment weretiger?" Akutagawa says almost teasingly, yet with a hint off affection laced in with it. After that the rest was history, they started a relationship with each other. No it wasn't perfect, but it was theirs, and no one could take that away from them. Not Dazai with his overbearing teasing. Not Chuuya with his over protectiveness towards Akutagawa. No one could come between the first time Akutagawa felt genuine love and happiness.

Dazai, clapping his hands: alright, we have something to announce!

Chuuya: we're dating!

Atsushi: wh—

Akutagawa, not looking up from his book: hah! we already knew that

Atsushi: we did?!!

Akutagawa, looking Atsushi dead in the eyes: and we are also dating

Atsushi: WE ARE?!!