Ada As Family - Tumblr Posts
Hilarious
au where dazai is still in the pm but somehow has met the entire ada and somehow charmed them (look the agency has strange standards) so they're all actively trying to get him to change sides
featuring fukuzawa lowkey bragging about being a better father figure i mean boss than mori
ranpo inviting him for chess matches so dazai knows he'll have an intellect buddy at the ada
them putting up his picture on their employee wall portrait thingie (lucy poe and karl are also there)
junichiro trying to bribe him with video games awkwardly
naomi trying to blackmail him (you know she would)
yosano inviting him for trash talking sessions and girl nights (they talk shit about mori mostly)
kenji gifting him fruits veggies and the occasional cow to show goodwill
kunikida regularly checking in on him and mailing him pros of joining the ada and employee benefits
atsushi at some point just taking his hand and bringing him to work
also atsushi just telling dazai to come hang out a little earlier than they can actually meet so he's forced to be at the office
yosano trying to convince kunikida to "seduce" him; ranpo flat out telling dazai why he'd prefer it here
them bribing him with food
fukuzawa openly being kind and welcoming to him; kyouka considering kidnapping him when she herself leaves
kyouka sending him regular notes about how much happier she is to convince him
haruno offering to let him pet mii-chan; kenji reassuring him they want to be his friend; junichiro offering murder; atsushi offering to feed him (he already lowkey does)
anyway
dazai thinks they're just messing with him at first - then he thinks they want his ability which fair - now he's just confused
OMG but like imagine Chuuya after eventually getting over his initial shock over the entire ada in his house(not including Fukuzawa and Dazai) in his house and saying yes, as he then PROCEEDS TO SHOW THEM SO MANY RANDOM AND UNFLATTERING PICTURES OF DAZAI DURING THE DARK AGE‼️‼️
(I headcanon that Dazai had braces during the dark arc along with Chuuya having freckles!<33)
one day chuuya wakes up and goes to his room only to see the ada (minus like fukuzawa and dazai) standing there like "chuuya nakahara you knew dazai when he was going through his emo phase right ? you have pics RIGHT?"
anytime atsushi gets excited his tail pops out and wags but no one tells him becuz they think its funny to see atsushi try and pretend he's not excited and act nonchalant
atsushi is genuinely surprised and confused how everyone always knows what he wants or wants to do
dazai, kunikida, and atsushi coming back from a mission
kunikida, noticing atsushi looking at an ice cream stall: atsushi do u want ice cream
atsushi: oh i dont care either way! if u and dazai san want to then...
dazai: i dont re-
kunikida and dazai staring at atsushi's wagging tail:
dazai: ooh~ kunikida-kun~ how kind~ to offer us ice cream~
kunikida: as if bastard! i'll buy it for atsushi but ur a grown ass man
dazai: if only i had a tail :(
atsushi: what
dazai: what
atsushi:
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like that
yosano: how did u choose a gift for atsushi? theres so many things i could get... since he's not used to owning much
ranpo: my genius deductive skills obviously
yosano:
ranpo: okay fine i chose like 10 and mentioned them to him subtly and bought the one he wagged his tail for the most
yosano:
yosano: oh shit u are a genius
ranpo: why r u acting surprised
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atsushi: cant believe i have to work with you again,,, why do we always have to see each other ugh
akutagawa, staring (like wan staring) at atsushi's wagging tail:
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bet atsushi never takes time off becuz idk he doesn't think he can - like he knows he can but he also doesn't think he can
that doesn't make sense but i hope u get it
anyway he never requests time off - he's only not there if he's sick (and was bullied into resting) or something like he personally never puts in the request
if there's some festival or event or anything that anyone thinks atsushi would want to go and would go if not for work they let the boss man know
fukuzawa: atsushi, you haven't taken much time off, but it's good to take a break now and then. if you want, you can have monday and tuesday off. (which weirdly is the exact time that that one event u wanted to go to is on but obviously thats just a coincidence)
atsushi, tail wagging: oh that's alright
fukuzawa: i insist.
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what else hmmmmmmmm
kyouka: atsushi, do you want me to make that dish again? you liked it right?
atsushi: oh i did! but you dont have to if you dont want to! i mean if you do you totally can
kyouka, staring at his tail: i'll make it
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junichiro, after coming back from a longer mission:
atsushi: heyyy we didn't see each other all day!
junichiro, trying not to show how touched he is becuz atsushi's tail is wagging, showing how happy he is:
and so on