Sebastian: Clary?

Sebastian: Clary?

*knock, knock, knock, knock, knock, knock*

Do you wanna burn the world down? Come on, let’s go and slay. I won’t try to kill you anymore, so come out the door, it’s like you’ve gone away. We used to be Team Evil and now we’re not. I wish you would tell me why. Do you wanna burn the world down? We can start with a small town.

Clary: Go away, Sebastian.

Sebastian: Okay, die.

Alec: *smiles*

Magnus: Aw, that’s my baby.

Alec: *kills several circle members because they hurt his family*

Magnus: Aw, that’s my homicidal baby.

If Clary and Jace don’t get to spend their summers at the Herondale Manor in Idris like they deserve with their army of kids after TWP than I don’t want it.

Alec: Bartender! Gimme a shot... of milk

Maia: Whoa buddy, are you sure you can handle that?

I really want a Mortal Instruments and Twilight cross-over for the simple reason that Simon would sparkle. The Twilight characters are all daylighters guys, c’mon. I think it would be fucking great, imagine Jace’s quippy little remarks I need that so bad.

So I’m through the whole TMI, what exactly did The Clave DO? I mean it was TMI gang who saved the fucking world twice, they just sat there in the accords hall and had stupid meeting that didn’t even make good decisions. And after those decisions WEREN’T EVEN GOOD!! And after the Mortal War the TMI gang still didn’t get the special treatment they deserved, like prioritizing finding Jace. Like how is finding a fucking killer who’s out to burn the world down and over throw your government not IMPORTANT!! The Clave really makes no sense in prioritizing.